Chapter 32 [Bah]
"What? Do you want to fire me? There is no door!" A Mei pouted, her big eyes widened, and her hands crossed her waist: "Please, you are a big man, how can you not keep your word!"
I spread my hands: "I have no job now and no income."
A Mei turned her eyes and said with a smile: "But you don't have to pay my salary! Someone has already made advance payments!"
"But I don't even have a place to live now." I still shook my head.
"Tsk! Don't fool me!" A Mei shrewdly exposed my excuse: "You are so old and have no place to live. You can rent a house, but sleep in a hotel. In short, you can't sleep on the road! Even if you live in a doghouse, I will be with you as a conscientious and responsible guard."
"Stop messing around, Ah Mei." I frowned and said, "Don't follow me. If the people in your company ask, you just say you're following me. No one knows anyway."
"You think it's so simple!" She deliberately stared at me with an idiot's eyes: "If the company is so easy to fool, I still have to run around with you? Please! The company is not a fool! It's not so easy to cheat! I want to record your daily life, your diet, your physical condition, blood pressure, heart rate, weight, and nutritional status every day! I also have to report to the company every day! The company will also check my work from time to time! Do you think this job is so easy to support?!"
I sighed, unable to refute her.
During the few days in the hospital, she did do a lot of examinations for me every day. At first I thought it was a hospital examination, but later I realized that a lot of them were her work content.
"The report can be fake." I said lightly: "If I don't say it, you won't say it, you will know!"
A Mei thought about it carefully and looked at me secretly: "You really want to? You don't want me to take care of me, and you still pay me a salary... Have you never seen someone like you?" But then she seemed to hesitate for a while: "No... the risk is too great. The company will check it, not be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of it! If you accidentally miss it, I will be furious! For safety reasons, just follow you honestly."
I was left with this shrewd and stubborn girl.
And the most important thing is that after we spent a few days together, she took good care of me, and the relationship between them was very harmonious, so it was really difficult for me to turn against her.
"It's up to you! I'll stay in a hotel now! A bed! Do you follow me too?"
"Okay!" A Mei actually nodded with a heroic expression: "I just slept on the floor! Anyway, the salary of this job is so high, it's worth sleeping on the floor!"
"I'm convinced you!" I sighed, thought for a while, and suddenly I remembered the property company that I had blackmailed. They also agreed to arrange a rental house for me! I immediately took out the phone and dialed the number.
When the person in charge of the property company heard it was my phone number, he actually looked relieved and asked me hurriedly where I was and why I hadn't contacted him about the house these days.
I made a few indirect words and realized that he was afraid that I would regret it. And these days it was when the commercial building where I had an accident was launched on a large scale for advertising and investment. He was afraid that I would go back on my word and expose the matter, but it was a tragic thing.
Under the trend of interests, people's work efficiency is extremely high. We agreed on the phone and could go to see the house immediately. The location is not far from my current location, and it is a very noble community.
To be honest, I feel secretly happy.
I know that the housing prices in that community are very expensive and the rent is quite considerable.
If I still keep my job as a nightclub, there will naturally be no problem. Now that I have lost my job, I can't ignore the price.
Fortunately, when the property company was blackmailed, the rent had already been negotiated, which was very cheap!
Without saying a word, I immediately stopped a taxi with my cardboard box and drove to the agreed location.
Naturally, my little tail Amei still follows me-
"It's here!" I looked around the house and was quite satisfied.
Two bedrooms and one living room, newly renovated, double bedrooms facing south, with plenty of sunshine and living room very spacious and bright. The only drawback is that the toilet is a little small, but fortunately I don’t have the habit of soaking in a bathtub, so I’m very satisfied with having a shower at home.
There is a ready-made furniture in the house, which is very simple, but it is enough. It is given by a real estate company. Although it is not a famous brand high-end product, the quality is OK.
Obviously, this is a "single apartment" type house specially designed for some urban white-collar workers, but I don't care. I like this place very much. The community is very quiet, the traffic is good around it, and there is a supermarket downstairs, so life should be very convenient.
It was the second time that the person from the property company met me. He was obviously very confident in the house and knew that I would accept it. And it was obvious that he had indeed invested a lot in order to understand the trouble as soon as possible.
The rent is 30% lower than that of a house of the same grade, and all property management fees are exempt!
Just as I was about to make the decision to pay, A Mei suddenly shouted: "Wait!"
Then the little girl jumped to the guy in the property company and pouted, "This house is a big problem!"
Then he opened his mouth and found countless problems like a machine gun:
For example, the floor is the tenth floor, and there is a problem in the little girl's mouth. She said that according to the urban environment where we live, the tenth floor is located about thirty meters away from the ground, which is exactly the exhaust gas layer in the air! The air pollution in the city and the exhaust emissions of cars are generally suspended at this height, which has a great impact on the human body...
Then he accused the two rooms of facing south, but from a certain angle, the sunlight was blocked by the opposite building, and the sunshine would be shorter than two hours a day.
In this way, the more I talked about it, I finally said that this house that I thought was already very satisfied with was full of problems. In the mouth of Miss Amei, it turned into a tofu project full of quality problems.
Although the person from the property company was also very smart, he was obviously not a match for A Mei who was sharp-tongued and sharp-mouthed in this regard. After being snatched by her, she was anxious and angry, and her face turned red. A Mei stopped when she saw the good news. Then when the other party's anger was about to reach the critical point, she calmly said: "So many questions, you can give it a little more in terms of price!"
Finally, under the coercion and inducement of this little money fan, the property company actually promised to waive me half a year of water and electricity costs! I also gave me one year of network broadband fees!
After signing the lease contract and I immediately paid the deposit on the spot, the guy from the property company finally came to his senses, gave a thumbs up at the little treasure fan, and sighed: "Hao! It's really high!"
Then the guy ran away without a look.
Xiaocai Mi watched him leave with satisfaction, then turned her head to look at me, still in a tone of teaching the child a lesson, and shook her head: "Chen Yang, a guy like you is simply too good to live! You spend money big, can you all fall from the sky?"
Ignoring my stunned look, she went to the sofa in the living room, and then shouted happily: "I finally have a nest!"
Then the little treasure fan turned around and looked at me seriously: "My honorable customer, in the next period of time, before you fire me, we will live under the same roof!" Then he sighed and said in an envious tone: "Oh, this house is so good... It's really God who can find such a good house!"
I curled my lips and said, "How are you so arrogant? If you want to live in my place, clean it first. You have to wipe the windows, wash the floors, and quilts for homes, towels, toothbrushes, etc., and you have to buy a lot of things."
"Ah!" Xiaocai Mi jumped up from the sofa and stared at me: "That's right! I'm your personal caretaker, not your maid! I'm just a nurse, responsible for taking care of your body and your injuries! It doesn't include being your nanny! I don't do housework!"
I deliberately shook my arm that was cast: "Do you think I am like this, maybe I do housework by myself? Fortunately, there is pipe natural gas here, otherwise, I'm afraid even the gas tank will be carried by you!"
A Mei showed a cunning smile on her face: "This is your problem... It's better for you to do things to make the injury worse... so that I can continue to stay with you as a nurse."
This cunning girl!-
No matter how much I was joking, after throwing my luggage, Amei went back to get her things and had to go back to the company to do a work report. By the way, she also had to go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities for me - of course, I gave her money. Not only the money for buying things, she also asked me to pay her a tip. She even gave me a list of all the housework except for her nursing job.
For example, washing clothes costs ten yuan at a time.
Cleaning, ten yuan at a time.
Cooking, ten yuan at a time, brackets: If she needs to cook three meals a day, she can get an appropriate 8.5% off.
Fortunately, I wisely added one, and the reward for cooking was wrapped and washed the dishes!
At that time, Xiaocai Mian looked helpless and sighed: "You guy learned so quickly! It seems that I made less money!"
I was sweating coldly... What kind of girl is this!!
I've never met a girl who is so calculating about money!!
However, her price list is fair. I calculated that it was much cheaper than me hiring an hourly worker, so I agreed.
Of course, I also wanted to take revenge on her, so I deliberately made a malicious request: "How much does it cost to warm the bed for me at a time?"
This time her answer is very simple, just one word:
Chapter completed!