Chapter 415 Camel Lady and Guiguzi
Chapter 415: The Camel Madam and Guiguzi
"Yes, I'll flock to you!" Qin Lei said in a deep voice: "Those who need it urgently will flock to you, and the three plans of Jingshan City, Grand Canal and Water Diversion Canal in the hands of the Lone King are themselves three treasure pots," he stroked his chin and smiled: "If you don't make a fortune, it can only be considered as the Lone King's brain is flooded."
Although Qin Qi couldn't understand how the prince turned these three major projects into treasure pots, he still heard that the prince was already holding the wise beads, and a big stone in his heart fell to the ground. He smiled and said, "I will organize people to dredge the Jingshui River and strive to open it as soon as possible."
While he was talking, a large ship slowly drove over the river. Qin Lei saw the ship strangely shaped like a water spider, and couldn't help but smile and said, "What kind of strange thing is this? Is the water spider?"
While Qin Qi ordered people to call the boat, he replied loudly: "Report to the prince, this is the river dredging ship invented by Mr. Le. We have tried it. One ship can replace about two thousand laborers."
Qin Lei suddenly felt happy and laughed, "I really don't know how this guy Le Buyi gave birth to it, and how he had a lot of ghost ideas." He said with a funny look, "His master's nickname is Guiguzi, so he should be called ghost ideas. It sounds like a family." It was obvious that Qin Qi's plan was that Qin Lei was in a good mood and began to talk nonsense.
Qin Qi also said with a rare sentence: "Although ghost ideas sound less elegant than Guiguzi, they are more cute."
"Who is better than cute?" A figure in white clothes appeared on the bow of the strange ship, with a clear and gentle voice, which was the half-immortal Le Buyi.
"The people in the mountains just talk nonsense," Qin Lei laughed and said, "I'll say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive."
The strange boat dropped a small boat and took Qin Lei and Qin Qi. Shi Gan over. Le Buyi reached out and pulled Qin Lei onto the boat, looked up and down and smiled, "Prince, I didn't let my mother-in-law scratch the face..."
Qin Lei was extremely surprised and blurted out and said, "How did you know..." Le Buyi smiled treacherously and said, "I didn't know it before, but now I know it."
"You dare to cheat me!" Qin Lei glared at him and said, "I said there is no way that the mouth is so long or so broken around him." He said with a stern face and said sternly, "How can you guess it has something to do with Mrs. Li?"
Le Buyi said proudly: "The prince is a person with a strong sense of time. He said that he would come back one day and would never be late, but he would not be early. Now you are a hundred years old. It is clear that something happened in Beijing, so you, who are so brave, can't stay."
Qin Lei said dissatisfied: "Maybe it's something else..."
Le Buyi threw out a high hat and giggled, "Who are you? When is this? The only old guy in Zhongdu City who can fight against you is still cut by you so hard that he can't speak." As he said that, he handed the gourd around his waist to Qin Lei, pinched his long beard and smiled, "To be honest, you are no longer afraid of anyone except your mother-in-law."
Qin Lei was politely raised at first, but he felt something was wrong when he heard it. He twisted the gourd and tilted his neck and slapped, and cursed, "I know that you are Le Buyi's responsibility to harm others. If it weren't for the 'monkey drunk', it was really the best, and you had to pull out your two beards."
Le Buyi smiled and said, "Actually, he is very kind and never adds trouble." As he said, he said unintentionally, "It's just that he's just pouring cold water occasionally."
Qin Lei sighed and said, "Sir, good intentions, Qin Lei already understands. If he hadn't been complacent, how could Yu Qian die? How could Shi Yun be seriously injured..." As he said, he pursed his lips tightly and said, "Speaking of all, they all died for me, and they were hurt for me."
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little dull, Le Buyi quickly changed the topic and said, "Don't mention the past things anymore. The prince should take a look at the 'water spider' that he was fiddling with."
Qin Qi, who was beside him, chuckled softly, "Sir and the prince are indeed heroes who see each other. The prince said on the shore just now that this dredging ship is like a water spider."
Le Buyi said happily: "It turns out that birds of feathers gather together."
Qin Lei sneered: "I am ashamed to be with an old virgin, at most I am a bit like a bad person in some aspects."
Le Buyi was immediately poked into a weak spot and screamed strangely: "It's too much. Is this the prince's courtesy and wise men?"
Qin Lei said without showing any weakness: "Why don't you? Do you want me to find a wife for you? Are you not single?"
"Who said I don't want to come, don't look at people with old eyes?" Le Buyi said angrily: "The dead trees can still spring again, let alone my buds that have not yet bloomed."
"For more than 40 years of tender buds?" Qin Lei said disdainfully: "Apart from pickling into pickles, I don't know how to preserve the tender buds for more than 40 years."
"Some plants actually have a long lifespan, so they sprout late."
"It's time to send the Spring Festival Gala..."
Looking at the prince and Mr. Le who were walking towards the bow of the boat, Qin Qi and Shi Gan looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Qin Qi said, "Actually, Mr. Le is not like this in normal times, and sometimes he is too lazy to even talk all day long."
Shi Gan learned and smiled and said, "That's the prince. Didn't they say it just now? Birds of a feather flock together. Maybe only the two of them can talk about it together."
Qin Qi nodded in agreement and sighed: "Indeed, Mr. Le and the prince's thinking are too... unreliable. We mortals can only look up to us."
Shi Gan laughed and said, "Mr. Qin, if the prince listens to these words, I am afraid that you will give you a raise immediately."
Qin Lei smiled and said, "Just say it casually, why should you flatter it in person?" As he said that, he followed Shi Gan.
The ship is quite large, very flat and wide, and there is no cabin in the middle. It is just a bamboo pole to set up an oil cloth shed to block the rain. All spaces are used to install a kind of equipment similar to a fire-extinguishing water dragon, with a total of nine frames. It seems that this ship is used to carry these strange water dragons.
Qin Lei stood on the right side of the bow and smiled, "What's the purpose of this? It looks like a water dragon."
Le Buyi smiled and said, "Isn't it just a water dragon?" He ordered two strong men to fish out a bamboo tube that was stretched into the water and a leather tube that was completely flooded in the water. The bamboo tube was connected to the water dragon, but the other end of the leather tube was stretched into the side of the ship, and I don't know what it was for.
Seeing the prince was confused, Le Buyi smiled and introduced: "That cowhide tube is a water inlet pipe, sucking the river water into the cabin. There are nine leather tubes like this, which is enough to ensure that the river water is continuously sucked into the cabin, and then..."
"Then the ship sank." Qin Lei continued with a smile.
Le Buyi smiled stinkyly and said, "Don't look at who I am? The 'ghost idea' that Prince Longwei personally entrusts to you, how can you do such a lack of standard things?" As he said that, he ordered the boss of the ship in the bamboo shed, "Start that thing and show the prince if it can sink."
The boss of the ship replied loudly: "Okay! Please look at it." After that, he slammed into the cabin. Qin Lei then realized that the waterline of the ship was very high, and it seemed that there was another world in the cabin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding me," Le Buyi smiled strangely, "Please grab the railing, don't..." Before he finished speaking, a muffled sound came from the boat, and the huge hull shook, almost knocking Qin Lei to the ground. Le Buyi's second half of the sentence came: "...Don't fall."
Qin Lei glared at him angrily, held the railing tightly, and the boat started quickly. A dozen sailors climbed up from the bottom of the bilge. The two stood in front of a water dragon and worked together to adjust the direction of the bamboo tube.
Qin Lei didn't expect the ship to be so fast. A thought flashed through him and said in a lost voice: "Steam ship!" Le Buyi nodded and smiled: "The prince will continue to watch."
While moving, Qin Lei saw the skin tube tremble and emitted a strong suction force, like a long whale sucking water, sucking the river water into the tummy of the boat. Looking around, there were indeed eight evenly distributed suction tubes, all of which had started working.
The power of eight people opening together was very strong. Standing on the deck, you could clearly hear the rumbling sound of water coming in. After a while, the deck was a foot shorter, and Shi Gan said palely: "Mr. Le, can you ensure the safety of the prince?"
Le Buyi looked at him and smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, there is this." As he said that, he took out a strange thing like a breastplate from under the water dragon and handed it to Qin Lei, "Prince, how about my 'water float'?" There were two large pieces of the breastplate in front and back, tied with coarse cloth outside, and looked very familiar... At least Qin Lei felt that way.
Qin Lei took the strange breastplate and found that it was unexpectedly light. When he touched the material, he realized that it was made of an extremely light paulownia wood. Others might have to think for a while, but his eyes lit up: "If you wear this thing, even a land duck will not be drowned." Then he put the thing outside his clothes and tied the rope on it to prevent it from falling off.
Le Buyi and Qin Qi were also put on, and the sailors on the deck were wearing such a thing. Only Shi Gan refused the one offered by the sailor without regard and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, this small river can't ditch."
Qin Lei laughed and scolded, "Idiot, what kind of heroes are you? Look at how many vortexes are around the ship. If they fall down, they will bring you inside." The prince spoke, and Shi Gan then put on the strange clothes unconsciously and muttered in a low voice: "Wearing this thing, your chest is bulging, like a woman, and a bulge behind you, like a hunch."
Qin Lei hilariously heard this, "That's a 'camel lady'," he said, and smiled at Le Buyi, "This thing is called 'camel lady'. The water float is too smelly, so don't call it again."
Le Buyi smiled bitterly and was about to answer, when he saw the bamboo tube shaking violently. The two strong sailors used their strength to suppress it.
With a muffled sound of "bang", the only bamboo tube raised on the water surface sprayed a strong flow of water. The water column as thick as an adult's arm was straight and long, and it was sprayed two feet long before it was slightly bent. After the downward bend, it still sprayed more than one feet, spraying a black guard following the shore.
Before the unlucky man could react, he was pushed down from the horse by a powerful momentum. If he hadn't hit his comrade's horse and was caught, he would have fallen and couldn't take care of himself...
Seeing that the two sailors had caused trouble, they quickly pressed the bamboo tube into the water. The huge water column suddenly disappeared, and only a large chrysanthemum-like waves surged.
Looking around, there were indeed eight chrysanthemums. Qin Lei breathed heavily and grabbed Le Buyi's shoulder, dragging and pulling him to a corner where no one was. He said in a deep voice: "Did you come here through time?"
Le Buyi was confused and said: "Wearing clothes and shoes underneath, I never traveled through time, but the surname Le is true."
Qin Lei widened his eyes suspiciously, stared at Le Buyi Qingjun's face and whispered: "Look at my eyes."
Le Buyi was confused by him and smiled and said, "In addition to eye poop, there are red bloodshots. The prince has not been resting well recently, and his heart is too hot, so why not find a few girls to relieve it."
"Tell you the important things, don't interrupt." Qin Lei lowered his head weakly, raised his spirits again, and said in a nearly prayerful voice: "It doesn't matter, maybe everyone in this world cares that you are traveling through time. But I don't care, you should tell the truth. I'm so lonely, buddy." As he spoke, he still held Le Buyi's hands tightly.
Le Buyi felt creepy all over his body. He suddenly remembered the special hobby of the prince, the second brother of this master, and said in horror: 'This is not a family tradition, right?' He looked at Qin Lei vigilantly, and wanted to pull his hand back without any trace, but found that Qin Lei was holding it tightly, and he couldn't help but pray: "Please let it go."
"Don't let go," Qin Lei refused his request without thinking and said firmly: "Unless you tell your true identity."
Le Buyi thrust hard again, but found that she still didn't move at all. She couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I regret not teaching the prince to practice qi."
"Just say it," Qin Lei said with a heavy breathing: "I swear to the sky and I will never tell the third person. I just regard it as our common secret, okay?"
Le Buyi was finally about to collapse, and she smiled bitterly, and said with a frustrated face: "Okay, I said, but please let me go first? This feeling is too fucked... Old virgins don't necessarily love chrysanthemums as much as Mr. Wuliu."
Qin Lei realized that he was almost clenching Le Buyi's hands out of water. He hurriedly let go and said, "Don't get me wrong. I'm not interested in your chrysanthemums. I just want to know who you are?"
Le Buyi was relieved, sighed and said to himself: "I have not been a master for many years, and I don't know if I can still find the feeling of coolness." Thinking of this, my head slightly raised to the left, and my eyes were looking at the returning geese in the sky. A gust of river wind blew, blowing his wide clothes into a celestial celestial elbow... If it weren't for the 'camel lady' that was bulging in front and raised back, the effect might be much better.
'It's almost done.' I felt that I had already pretended to be a master-like Le Buyi, and I stopped motionless for a while before I slowly turned my head and looked at Qin Lei. My eyes were filled with mysterious brilliance and said with a faint smile: "I have been hiding it for so long, but I still saw it by the prince. Okay, let my identity be so vivid today. Actually... I am..."
Qin Lei held his breath, clenched his fists tightly, and even a drop of sweat as big as a bean appeared on his forehead. People around him also stopped and looked at Mr. Le intently, wanting to hear who he was. For a moment, except for the rustling sound of water, there was no movement.
Very satisfied with the effect he caused, Le Buyi pulled a charming smile from the corner of his mouth, and said word by word: "I am...Ghost...Gu...zi..." As he said that, he smiled with an elder-like demeanor: "Don't be too surprised, because I am so low-key, so young, so handsome..."
What disappointed "Guiguzi" was that many sailors vomited.
'Fortunately the prince didn't vomit,' Le Buyi said with gratitude in his heart, but saw Qin Lei showing a look of disappointment and couldn't help but say annoyed: "Hey, brother, Guiguzi is not a white-haired old man, are you very disappointed?"
Qin Lei nodded, Xiao Suo smiled and said, "Well, as long as you didn't travel through time, I will be very disappointed."
Le Buyi was immediately bored and thought to himself: "Don't I touch my hot face with someone's cold ass?"
But Qin Lei showed an ecstatic expression in a blink of an eye, laughed and said in tears: "I told you to keep it from me all the time. Look, it doesn't feel good to be fooled, right?"
Le Buyi suddenly said, "So you're playing tricks on me." He would never know that Qin Lei was really disappointed a moment ago... It seems that he would not find a passenger who came with him in this life.
Chapter completed!