Chapter 83
Sister Hong looked relaxed and proud and said carelessly: "Yes, it's called leeks outside, but we call it Madam's Joy. You will understand from now on. Eat more and you will be happy.
Come on, eat another bite of meat!
I have kept all the pigs, cows, sheep and other treasures that have been killed in the village in recent years.
If you don’t come, no one can eat it. If you come, you must make them all!"
Then Sister Hong picked up pieces of oval meat and put it into Changlong's bowl...
Jiang Li looked up at the ceiling, wondering if he shouldn't have come back. At the same time, countless tragic scenes of pigs, cows and sheep flashed through his mind...
Changlong didn't know these things. He had never eaten human dishes. After the first time he ate them, his eyes lit up instantly.
He ate half a plate of fried eggs with leeks in one go!
He also ate most of the plates of steamed whip slices!
In addition, I don’t know where Sister Hong got the oysters and snake meat...
Changlong can be said to have a lot of fun eating.
Although Jiang Li didn't want to eat it, under the threat of Sister Hong's rolling pin with one hand and the chicken head with her eyes closed, she did not eat much less than Changlong.
After dinner, Sister Hong packed up the table and pulled Changlong to chat. She burst into laughter from time to time... Jiang Li was furrowing all over, and always felt that Sister Hong was digging his foundation.
In fact, this is true. Sister Hong is talking about what Jiang Li was beaten by her when she was a child.
Originally, this was just a fun childhood, but Changlong was thrilling. His eyes were always filled with deep fear, even a little more than fear of Jiang Li.
At night, Sister Hong immediately went upstairs to make the bed...
Jiang Li and Changlong finally breathed a sigh of relief. After looking at each other, Changlong finally couldn't help asking: "What are Pig Bao, Sheep Bao, and Niu Bao? But it tastes good."
Jiang Li was stunned and looked at Changlong again. A big man didn't know what these things were? What came out of the ravine? Or was it a regional difference, and the name was different?
But before Jiang Li could think too much, Sister Hong had already come downstairs and ran over quickly, pulling the two of them upstairs with one hand!
Bang!
The door was closed, and then Sister Hong shouted outside: "It's late, you can rest early! This big countryside has no activity at night, just sleeping to make people... Cough cough, sleep!"
Jiang Li looked at the villagers who were gathered outside the window that was not dark and on the road in the distance to watch the public movies. His forehead was covered with black lines and thought to himself: "Mom, can you make a draft first when you lie? Our ancestors are thick-skinned, so we can't be slapped in the face like this, right?"
Jiang Li tried to push the door, but found that the door was locked...
Jiang Li was completely collapsed. He swore that he would never take his girlfriend home if he didn't have children in the future!
Otherwise, if his mother makes trouble, any girlfriend will have to run away.
That night, Jiang Li initially stared at Changlong, but later the two of them heard the sound of someone approaching at the door. After a long time, a puzzled voice came: "Is the frozen baby expired? Is it that eating so much but not responding? It shouldn't be..."
After a while, a long sigh rang out, followed by a slight sound of footsteps.
Jiang Li was speechless, and Chang Long breathed a sigh of relief...
Jiang Li fell asleep not long after...
Changlong couldn't sleep, and for the first time he entered human society. He originally thought he was a wolf and entered a flock of sheep, but found that the first stop was a wolf entering a tiger's den...
In his eyes, the people in this village are all fierce people, and he can't beat anyone, so he can't think of trembling.
For the first time, he regretted that he would become so handsome according to human aesthetic standards after advancing. If he had known that he would still retain the appearance of a middle-aged uncle, there would be no trouble now.
He glanced at Jiang Li on the side, sighed and Changlong also fell asleep.
On the roof, Hei Lian sat there, glanced at Changlong, then looked at Jiang Li, and said, "Forget it, don't remind him now, just think... well, let's deposit the bank."
That night, Jiang Li dreamed of all the beautiful girls who had entered the society in junior high school, high school, college, and all the beautiful girls who had entered the society. He was so anxious that he roared in his sleep, looking for water to drink all over the world.
The next day, it was dawn.
Jiang Li was stunned when he opened his eyes!
He and Changlong were lying sideways face to face, and the two of them were still at a certain distance, but that was the main part, and some of them seemed to have risen up and supported the sky! It was quite like a rooster dancing and fighting for bayonets!
"Fortunately, my life is long..." Jiang Li comforted himself, and cursed in his heart: "My mother is so scammed. There are so many kidney-tonifying people, aren't you afraid of blowing me up?"
After pushing the door, the door actually opened. It seemed that someone got up earlier than him.
After going downstairs, Jiang Li saw Sister Hong sitting on a chair in the yard with her legs crossed, pissing melon seeds in anger, cursing a big rooster passing by: "It's useless, I finally raised you, I can't even lay eggs. What's the use of you?"
When Jiang Li heard this, his face suddenly turned dark...
"Mom, I'm in love, not a seed. Can you give me some chance to proceed step by step?" Jiang Li asked.
Sister Hong looked up and glanced at Jiang Li. After thinking about it, she said, "Aren't I anxious? Look at the old Xu family, the grandson can make a soy sauce!"
Jiang Li rolled his eyes and said, "Mom, the children of the Xu family are all forty... I'm..."
"What are you? Let's talk about your seniority, no matter your age. By the way, your nephew has held a grandson this year, but I didn't even see a shadow of a grandson. Do you think I can't hurry?" Sister Hong continued to murmur.
Hei Lian said in surprise: "Your nephew is so fierce? You are only twenty years old. Wouldn't your nephew be a grandfather when he was in his teens?"
Jiang Li replied in his heart: "My nephew is a nephew of seniority, and he is seventy-six this year."
Black Lotus: "…"
Hei Lian coughed dryly and said, "We are one now. From now on, you call me Dad. According to my age and seniority, all demons will call you an ancestor when they see you. According to the lifespan of the earthlings, you are at least at the level of a monkey..."
When Jiang Li heard this, he really wanted to slap him, but when Sister Hong was here, he couldn't do anything, so he could only roll his eyes and let him understand it himself.
"I won't say it anymore. The breakfast is ready for you. You two remember to eat it later. I heard that the village next door had a donkey today, so I'll go and see..." After saying that, Sister Hong got up and walked out.
Jiang Li subconsciously asked, "Mom, do you want to eat donkey meat?"
Chapter completed!