Chapter 305: Fierce and Evil?(1/2)
At this moment, Jiang Li was grilling the barbecue slowly, and the food was very fragrant.
Next to it, Han Ye had already let go of his mouth and could speak. She looked at Jiang Li who was slow and frowned and said, "Jiang Li, are you not in a hurry?"
Jiang Li laughed and said, "No hurry."
Han Ye asked, "Aren't you anxious to know what my grandfather knows?"
Jiang Li glanced at Han Ye and said, "I think about it, but I'm not in a hurry."
Han Ye looked at Jiang Li's face of beating and shouted: "If you don't worry, I'm anxious!"
Jiang Li laughed and said, "Are you anxious... or is it anxious?"
Han Ye was stunned, then squinted his eyes and stopped talking.
Jiang Li continued to eat with peace of mind...
At this time, Hei Lian came to Han Ye and asked, "Are you anxious?"
Han Ye nodded as a response.
Hei Lian said, "I'll help you persuade him?"
Han Ye's eyes lit up and he said, "Would you like to help me?"
Hei Lian said: "I'm thinking too much, I just don't want to be scolded for too long..."
After saying that, Hei Lian walked to Jiang Li with a black face, then sat down, pulled a piece of barbecue and stuffed it into her mouth.
Jiang Li frowned and said, "What's the matter? So unhappy?"
Hei Lian sighed and said, "Although I am not proficient in alchemy, my understanding of alchemy is more than that of most alchemists. Even the top one is still in the second echelon. But I use resentment to refine alchemy, but every time I make mistakes..."
When Jiang Li heard this, his heart trembled. He remembered that Hei Lian's grandson could almost kill him every time he refines an alchemy!
This time...
Before Jiang Li got angry, Hei Lian immediately sent a message saying, "Don't glar at me, these resentments were helped by you last time, you promised me. Moreover, I didn't use up all this time, at least we still have ten thousand resentments to live for a hundred days..."
Jiang Li directly slapped the plate on Hei Lian's face and shouted: "You loser!"
After saying that, Jiang Li picked up the spear, threw it hard towards the west, and then cursed: "I'll deal with you when I'm back!"
Then Jiang Li grabbed Han Ye, soared into the air, and rushed towards the Sahara Desert.
Hei Lian stood beside him, looked at Han Ye with a confused look on his face, and smiled, "Hey... this guy is here, aren't you showing up yet?"
Han Ye's expression froze for a moment, then he let out a strange laugh and said, "Do you just want to see me that much?"
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A long spear cut through the sky and pierced it in the Sahara Desert...
A bamboo stick insect demon next to him was startled, and quickly touched his crotch, then breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, it's not my one that fell... uh... who fell?"
At this moment, a figure fell from the sky and fell in front of the bamboo worm with a bang.
The stick insect demon looked at the man carrying a woman, then looked at the man's crotch with great seriousness and muttered: "How come such a small person has such a long guy..."
Jiang Li had no idea what the guy in front of him was thinking. If he knew, he would probably ignite the fire and grill immediately...
Jiang Li threw Han Ye on the ground, pointed at the bamboo stick insect demon and said, "Hey... what are you doing when you are standing there stupidly?"
The bamboo stick insect gave Jiang Li a blank look and opened his mouth with an advertisement: "Savor the bitterness, sourness and sourness of life, and understand the straightness of life."
Jiang Li's forehead was covered with black lines, but Hei Lian smiled: "Then what did you realize?"
The bamboo stick insect threw out another advertisement slogan: "Looking at success or failure, life is a heroic one, just starting over again."
Jiang Li took out his spear and pressed it against the bamboo worm, shouting: "You are talking nonsense, do you believe it or not, I really want you to start over. Tell me how to get to the dungeon!"
The bamboo worm said: "I don't take the ordinary road, Metes..."
Bang!
Jiang Li directly shot the bamboo worms on the ground and said, "You dare to say another advertisement slogan, I'll kill you!"
The stick insect asked back and said, "Do you know me?"
The veins on Jiang Li's forehead burst out: "I know you, my uncle!"
Hei Lian pushed Jiang Li and said, "Do you know me? It's also an advertising slogan, from a foreign country."
Jiang Li swung his spear and was about to kill the unlucky insect. He heard the bamboo stick insect demon shouting: "The ambition is in my heart, good luck will accompany me!"
"I'll go to your uncle!" Jiang Li shot down...
Just then, a voice sounded: "Stop, Jiang Li, I'm here."
When Jiang Li heard this, his movements froze. He looked around but didn't see Han Songling.
The stickworm shouted, "Don't take the ordinary path."
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, stomped his feet, and banged...
Jiang Li, Han Ye, and Hei Lian's feet were empty and fell directly.
The stick insect demon said, "I said everything, you don't believe it..."
Jiang Li was speechless when he looked at the palace under the desert.
At this moment, the palace gate opened and Han Songling walked out.
However, there was an old acquaintance who came out with Han Songling, that is Dandelion.
Dandelion smiled at Jiang Li and said, "Jiang Li, it's been a long time since we saw each other."
Jiang Li curled his lips and said, "Dandelion, what trick do you want to play this time?"
Dandelion smiled and said, "This time it's not me playing tricks, it's Dr. Han playing tricks. Now, you're called you in a few words... The Tsar is about to wake up. He just doesn't know which one is coming or not. If he doesn't come... Hey, come back as soon as possible, and I won't leave you for lunch."
Jiang Li gave him a blank look and said, "Before lunch, I will kill you, how about eliminating food?"
Dandelion smiled and said, "Jiang Li, look at what you said. We are not so hostile, right? If other demons have committed any trouble, you can't bend us. Look at my fools, are you like those big villains who do everything they want?"
Jiang Li glanced at the dandelion and looked at the two demons who came out with the dandelion. These two guys were bull-headed demons, one rhino and the other buffalo. The two guys were muttering something.
Jiang Li listened carefully and was speechless...
The Rhino Demon asked the Buffalo Demon: "Breakfast is so bad, why do you eat it so delicious? Is there any secret?"
The buffalo demon muttered: "The six blue sky must be cured, good teeth and good appetite..."
Jiang Li grinned: "You... have you changed your career and opened an advertising company?"
Before Dandelion could reply, there was a noise behind her, and it seemed that a group of demons ran out.
Han Ye's eyes shrank: "Enemy attack!"
Dandelion quickly said, "Don't...don't be excited, it should be that the signal has been cut off, and these guys can't wait."
As soon as Dandelion finished speaking, he pointed to the top of his head and cursed: "What are you doing when you come down? Who will accept the signal when you come down?"
The stick insect demon looked at the dandelion pitifully, patted the signal receiver hanging around his neck, and said bitterly: "I'm not seeing their visitor bad, let's see if I can help."
Then the door opened, and a group of strange demons ran out, ignoring Jiang Li, Hei Lian, and Han Ye, all raised their heads and pointed at the bamboo worm demon and roared: "Go up! Just as I saw the wonderful advertisement, it was gone..."
The stick insect demon just opened his mouth and hadn't spoken yet.
Then a demon shouted, "Shut up! Everything is for the user, everything is responsible for the user, do you understand? Don't you understand, read more advertisements!"
Then a group of big demons sprayed the newly-falling bamboo insect demons with the spitting stars in the sky...
However, in the end, the stick insect demon still stretched his head back and shouted: "That...you go buy next time you buy it, bring me some more skin care products! They are also green stick insects, and now they are all black...I am still single."
"Get out!" The demons cursed angrily.
"Okay..."
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When Jiang Li saw this, he was completely speechless. Is this... still a demon? These are just a group of big fools who are brainwashed by advertisements!
Jiang Li looked at Dandelion, and Dandelion sighed and said, "Oh... there is no way. We abide by the law and do not cause trouble... But we have nothing to do here, so we can only steal signals and watch TV. As a result, this broken TV station has not played many serious TV series every day, and it is all interstitial advertisements... They were brainwashed by the advertisements.
Alas... Jiang Li, steal some TV signals, so you won’t call us, and destroy our clan, right?"
Listening to the word "Jiang Li", the demons turned around collectively and looked at Jiang Li!
Jiang Li frowned and said to himself, "Is that right? Take out some demonic momentum, and I will be able to beat you with confidence."
As a result, these demons quickly took out pens, notebooks, T-shirts and other items from their bodies, rushed over with a scream, and ran and shouted, "Slutty God! He is a Slutty God!"
"Wow, is this the slutty god who punches the god and steps on the god-level demon? It's so handsome!"
"God, sign a name, I'm your fan!"
"Sign up my notebook, I'll keep this for you."
"Sign up on my T-shirt, brand new, I haven't been willing to wear it last time... Cough cough, I bought it."
"I don't have a T-shirt, can I sign my belly? If I think it's dirty, I'll take a shower first. You can wait for me..."
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To be continued...