Chapter 285
Jin Yao curled his lips and said, "Car racing? It's like a canned sardine. Where are you racing? Do you think you're a motorcycle?"
Jiang Li slapped his head and said, "Just do it!"
Jin Yao frowned. He now suspected that Jiang Li was a mental illness or a fool...
Gu Xi also doesn't understand what Jiang Li is doing.
Jiang Li slapped the head of the big ha dog and said, "Duckling, Harley motorcycle!"
Daha was stunned, turned his head to look at Jiang Li and said, "What is a Harley motorcycle?"
Jiang Li pointed to the lit electric lane that passed by diagonally opposite: "It's the kind of two wheels."
When the puppies heard this, they yelled and started screaming the next moment.
The original van disintegrated instantly, and then retained two wheels, and the two seats were spliced together. Daha pretended to be the front of the motorcycle, raised his head, and Jiang Li grabbed his two big ears as handlebars.
The two dog heads turned around and looked behind them, pretending to be voice-based rearview mirrors.
Jiang Li stepped on two dog paws under his feet, and that was the accelerator...
This scene stunned everyone...
Gu Xi also covered her mouth throughout the whole process, feeling confused.
Jin Yao scratched his hair and muttered, "I, Cao...what is this?"
Jiang Li didn't say anything, stepped on the dog's paws under his feet, and the sound of touching your motorcycle: "Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-
Jiang Li gently twisted Daha's ears, and the motorcycle moved slowly. Jiang Li passed by Jin Yao with sunglasses.
Jin Yao watched his goddess be taken away by Jiang Li's motorcycle, and then watched the motorcycle pass through the gaps in the traffic flow and disappear into the sea of cars.
Jin Yao felt sad and shouted: "Didn't you say you want to make a car with sheds and air conditioners? Why are you riding a motorcycle again?"
Jiang Li's voice came from afar: "Sand sculpture, a ride is not an air conditioner!"
Jin Yao: "Cao Nima!"
Jin Yao rubbed his eyebrows, stroked his thoughts, and finally came to the conclusion: "Fuck, I'm fooled!"
But in the end, Jin Yao looked at the many vehicles that were blocking around, took out his cell phone, and called: "Butler, tell Bugatti, I want to customize a super original pure dog skin interior... Well, forget it, you can find a domestic van manufacturer for me. Well... it's just 60 Red Light."
After hearing these words, the butler on the opposite side was petrified even with his professional qualities, and thought to himself: "What is the stimulation of the young master?"
At this moment, on the Xiangjiang River and on the road along the river, a dog-headed motorcycle was racing wildly, and a group of two ran around him, like a dog king in the world. At first glance, it was really majestic.
But if you look carefully, you will find that the expressions of these dogs are more and more...
Especially these guys had big mouths and their tongues danced in the wind, covering their eyes from time to time, causing several dogs to rattle into a ball and roll around the ground...
Although the scenes were thick and thick in skin and no bleeding, people were still speechless and shook their heads.
But there was a beautiful woman in the car...
"Hahaha... Jiang Li, are these all Daha's dog sons? These are definitely their own children! Hahaha..." Gu Xi laughed.
Jiang Li said: "It is necessary. Just look at their stupid IQ and you will know that they are biological."
Gu Xi nodded and said, "Yes, absolutely pure bloodline, hahaha... I just didn't expect that you can play Daha's dog sons with such tricks, and you are also a weirdo."
Jiang Li said: "This is not called weird, this is called high IQ and playful. If you can't speak, just blow the wind and don't talk."
Gu Xi gave Jiang Li a blank look, sat behind Jiang Li, looked at Jiang Li's back, her big eyes were a little confused, then sighed and stopped talking.
Gu Xi wanted to reach out to grab the bastard's waist in front of him several times, but in the end he gave up.
But she didn't know that Jiang Li didn't see her actions, but the two dog heads who pretended to be the truth could see clearly, so after looking at each other...
The motorcycle suddenly braked!
The two of them secretly narrowed their eyes, as if they had seen the romantic scene of themselves fulfilling their own master.
However……
The only one who braked was the wheel of the car in front. The belly of the dog in front had been worn out, but the wheel of the car in the back was still turning desperately!
Suddenly, the motorcycle came and the front wheels hit the ground, and the rear wheels soared into the air!
Then Jiang Li saw a figure flying over his head and hit the street light in front of him with a bang...
The street lamp shade fell off...
At the same time, Jiang Li loosened his crotch and looked down. The dogs knew they had caused trouble one by one, and then ran away one by one. In the blink of an eye, they all rushed into the nearby green belt. Then the dog heads lined up and looked at this side.
Jiang Li glared at them and hurried over to check the situation of Gu Xi.
Gu Xi's face hit the telephone pole, and he was sitting on the ground, holding the telephone pole, motionless.
Jiang Li leaned over and whispered: "Is this stupid?"
The next moment, Jiang Li felt the murderous aura...
Then, a group of puppies came out of the green belt and then took small steps to look at the two people ahead.
Jiang Li ran forward in a panic, and Gu Xi waved the fish intestine dagger behind him and screamed: "Jiang Li, stop for me, I'm going to chop you!"
They ran all the way and made a fuss. In the end, Jiang Li was caught up. After being punched by Gu Xi several times, the two bought a box of beer in a small shop at the entrance of a village on the roadside, and sat down on a three-meter-long super bridge called Tongjiang Bridge.
Jiang Li looked at the name of the bridge and muttered: "This is the first time I have seen the 3-meter bridge in my life."
Gu Xi nodded in agreement, then picked up the wine bottle and touched Jiang Li for a while, and said, "Thank you for today."
Jiang Li pretended to be stupid and asked, "What's the matter?"
Gu Xi gave him a blank look and said, "I asked you knowingly!"
Jiang Li said with an oh, "You said you were just helping you with plastic surgery. It's nothing. If you need it, just call me anytime."
Gu Xi slapped Jiang Li’s head with a bottle of wine and said, “I’m calling you a slut!”
Jiang Li slapped Gu Xi's head with a bottle of wine. Suddenly, the two guys looked at each other like chickens, all of them wet.
Jiang Li was fine, but he was not doing well in black clothes.
But Gu Xi wore a white gauze shirt today, and it was instantly revealed as soon as it touched water... Jiang Li could vaguely see something, and his eyes fell uncontrollably.
Gu Xi glared at him and said, "Look at your sister!"
"Sister, don't move, let your brother take a good look." Jiang Li said casually.
Gu Xi was immediately amused: "You really need to suck your mouth."
Then Gu Xi took out a bottle of beer and started drinking it.
Jiang Li stopped looking at it, and took out a bottle of beer and started drinking. The two of them said nothing, just watching the gurgling stream under their feet, and the setting sun in the distance, drinking silently in a daze.
After half a box was finished, Gu Xi burped and said, "Don't you ask me about my relationship with him?"
Jiang Li burped and said, "What's there to ask? You're not my girl."
Gu Xidao: "Look at your promising prospects... Even as a buddy, you have to care, right?"
Jiang Li said: "Okay, then I'll care. What does that guy have to do with you?"
Gu Xi smiled and said, "It's okay."
Jiang Li was speechless. He could feel that Gu Xi should be lying, but since she didn't want to say it, Jiang Li didn't ask. However, Jiang Li patted Gu Xi's shoulder and said, "When did you want to say it, when will you call me? After all, we are buddies. If you don't feel good about cutting you, I'll beat you up."
Gu Xi smiled bitterly and said, "Thank you."
After the two of them finished drinking, Jiang Li greeted him loudly, and the dog barked, and a group of puppies ran back screaming.
After sending Gu Xi home, Jiang Li took the Erha car and went home staggeringly.
I didn't meet a traffic policeman on the way, but I received a call from Lian Wenxuan: "Jiang Li, what's going on with you? Dog cart?"
Jiang Li wiped his nose, but didn't know how to explain it. After agreeing, he realized that he was targeted by the security team, but he didn't dare to care about him, so he had to ask Lian Wenxuan for instructions. Lian Wenxuan immediately pressed the matter...
It is naturally a good thing to have no trouble, and Jiang Li is happy to be idle.
When he got home, Qian Mo stared at Daha, his eyes reflected.
Jiang Li looked at Qianmo, then looked at the trembling huskys and grinned...
The next moment, Qian Mo's extremely happy laughter, continuous gunshots and a group of bitter screams came to the backyard.
In the middle, Jiang Li also came over curiously and looked at it for a few seconds. He saw that these bitter puppies were directed by Qian Mo with guns. They turned into bicycles, tanks, and even formed a helicopter in the middle, and they actually flew up...
Seeing this, Jiang Li quipped his mouth and decided not to care.
In the evening, Jiang Li did what he said and as a reward, he gave these dogs a big meal of meat, dragged out the flesh of the god-level demons and baked it on a fire...
That night, people near Xiangcheng could no longer sleep...
Halfway through the meal, Jiang Li saw a woman coming to the entrance of the community and waved to him from a distance.
Jiang Li looked carefully and found that it was Su Jiu who helped him put on makeup.
Jiang Li immediately invited Su Jiu to come and eat meat...
Su Jiu smiled, his eyes seemed to be able to speak, and it was fine with a seductive spirit. What Jiang Li couldn't stand the most was that the other party's eyes seemed to be able to speak... Su Jiu's charming eyes were silk, with a little resentment, and his mouth was fragrant. His expression was filled with endless laziness, and he seemed to be complaining, but he seemed to be just a normal complaint: "Brother Jiang, I agreed to invite me to eat meat... As a result, I couldn't bear it, but I couldn't wait for your invitation... I couldn't help it anymore, so I had to ask for meat with a thick face..."
Although it was night, through the light, you could still see Su Jiu's swaying figure, with a brilliant and convex manner, which made people unable to help but covet.
What surprised Jiang Li the most was that the old man Changsun Bao was attracted by his eyes...
It can be seen that if an ordinary person saw Su Jiu's charming attitude, he would be unable to control anything and would fall directly under Su Jiu's pomegranate skirt.
ps: I made a car for one day, so I updated it.
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Chapter completed!