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Chapter 275 Su Jiu(1/2)

Sister Hong didn't take that trick and hummed. "It's not hard work. I'm not in a good mood recently. Beating a child to relax is also a good choice. After all, there is nothing wrong with beating a child and not being able to solve it."

Jiang Li was speechless...

Sister Hong asked again: "Do you go?"

Jiang Li finally struggled and said, "Mom, I am not an ordinary person now.

I am now a great hero and a god-level powerhouse in the entire Eastern Capital.

Not to mention that it is well-known, it is not worse than those top stars, so... if you asked me to go on a blind date, isn't this too much price reduction?

If this is spread, I will lose all my face."

"The price drop is a bit reduced." Sister Hong nodded in understanding.

Jiang Li took advantage of the victory and chased him: "So..."

"So you are so awesome, why are you still a bachelor?

You are so awesome, you brought me a girlfriend back!

Do you have it? Do you have it? Do you have it?"

Facing Sister Hong's roaring soul three times, Jiang Li said in a crying voice: "No..."

"What awesome thing to brag about without you? I'll help you decide on a blind date. It's about five o'clock tomorrow afternoon, on the top floor of Longxiang Building, and the revolving restaurant.

After lunch, you take the girl to watch a movie. If everything goes well, have a midnight snack.

The other party was still a student, and it was probably because he had a midnight snack and the university gate was closed.

Go back and find someone to stuff a cigarette to the guard, do you know?" Sister Hong reminded.

What is the matter already, what else can Jiang Li say? He had to nod and said, "Okay, I understand. Put a cigarette in it, otherwise the other party won't open the door, right? Actually, mom, I think it's all right to climb over the wall with our ability. That cigarette money can actually be saved."

Sister Hong covered her face and roared, "Are you stupid? Are you my son? Can you have a higher emotional intelligence? What are you going to get over the wall? What are you stuffing cigarettes to open the door? Can you understand the essence of picking up girls?"

Jiang Li said in surprise: "What's the essence? Isn't it just to put cigarettes in order to make the doorkeeper feel embarrassed? It's not this, so is it because it's to make it difficult for her to not open the door for her?"

Sister Hong snapped her fingers and said, "I've answered correctly!"

Jiang Li was stunned...

Sister Hong laughed and said, "You think about it, it's midnight and I can't go back to school. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?"

Jiang Li's eyes lit up and he said, "Check her room!"

Sister Hong smiled and said, "Son, you are finally smart."

Jiang Li also smiled and said, "You have given me some advice. Can I still not understand?

Don't worry, I will never touch her at night, and establish the glorious and majestic image of a good man!"

When Sister Hong heard this, she rolled her eyes and squirted wildly: "Your uncle Guanghui! I asked you to strike while the iron is hot and cook rice with the opportunity to cook it thoroughly? Who is the fuck who likes honest people these days?"

Jiang Li was stunned... Unexpectedly, his mother actually gave him such a harsh idea. However, when he thought that his father was drugged and got him into bed, Jiang Li couldn't help but secretly glad that her mother didn't tell him to take medicine...

As a result, Sister Hong said, "If it doesn't work, I've sent you so many big babies. You can just invite her to take two tablets... If you are afraid that the medicine will not work enough, I have a unique secret recipe and I will send it to you later."

Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "Mom, don't worry about blind dates, I will definitely go. I have something to do, so let's have a break first!"

Jiang Li quickly hung up the phone and continued chatting. Jiang Li felt that he was going to be taken away...

"Jiang Li, I think Auntie's method is good..." At this moment, Qianmo's voice sounded.

Jiang Li froze and looked back. He saw Qian Mo standing tall, standing tall, cushioning with relish. Everything about the relationship was just now by this little girl!

Jiang Li raised his hand and said violently: "You little kid knows nothing, just watch TV."

At this time, Jiang Li’s WeChat flashed, and Sister Hong sent a message.

"Boy, I forgot to tell you that I introduced you to a little beauty, very beautiful! I know what you want to know, am I just traveling around and then saving a traveling couple. It happened that they are also from a corner of Xiaoxiang, and a niece was studying there... In short, don't worry, you are definitely a good girl with the right origin." Sister Hong explained.

Jiang Li rubbed his eyebrows. He never expected that the person who was wandering through mountains and valleys every day could even give him a scene of bringing a marriage line for thousands of miles.

Hei Lian came over and said, "Boy... I think what your mother said is feasible. It can basically guarantee you **..."

"Get out! You guys are solving physiological problems. What I want is high-end love!" Jiang Li said seriously.

Hei Lian curled her lips disdainfully and said, "I have never solved my physiological problems. I know how to love you? If you believe me, I will just take medicine and take it home.

If you think the medication is unstable, you will be done just by knocking it out.

Let’s choose the best stick, and the best stick on the big tree is for you to use.

The essence of the demigod-level demon will definitely not insult her reputation if she hits her.

At that time, I will let everyone in the community get out of here and make sure that no one knows if she screams within ten miles."

Jiang Li was speechless...

At this time, someone pulled his trouser legs. Jiang Li looked down and saw Qian Mo holding his chin with a small hand, like Holmes, his big eyes flashed with the light of thinking, and nodded solemnly: "I think the method that Grandpa Hei said is feasible."

Jiang Li gave her a thunderous stern: "You little guy knows nothing, just watch TV!"

The little girl ran away with her head covering her body.

Jiang Li felt that this topic could not be discussed any longer, because if he continued to talk like this, he was moved.

That night, Jiang Li didn't sleep and stared at him all night.

Jiang Li has thought a lot, but in his heart, he has not considered the issue of finding a partner.

Thinking of the partner, Jiang Li thought of Wu Yangqing, Leona, and even thought of all the beautiful girls around him... including Gu Xi, Chen Ya, Du Xiaoling, and even the Pope of the Western Court.

Thinking of this, Jiang Li laughed in his heart and said, "If I accept it all, I will be considered a perfect merit, right?"

Of course, this is just a thought...

However, Jiang Li understood it a little. He was strong and handsome. He didn't believe that he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life. Since that was the case, he didn't need to be wronged and just let him go. So Jiang Li was going to pretend no matter what kind of girl he saw tomorrow. He would be fine if he was... If the other party liked it, he would talk. If he didn't like it, he would break up. This was an explanation for his mother.

Early the next morning, Jiang Li got up early, changed into a decent suit, went out to get a haircut, and shaved his hair shorter, and became much more energetic after shaving his hair, which was originally slightly longer.

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, Buddha rely on gold clothes. After Jiang Li cleaned up carefully, he stood in front of the mirror again. He was shocked and rubbed his face repeatedly and muttered: "Is this still me?"

Not to mention Jiang Li, Hei Lian was also rubbing her eyes and muttering: "Damn it, you are so handsome after dressing up with an ugly pussy. If I hadn't watched you change with my own eyes, I would have thought I had recognized the wrong person."

In fact, we can't blame Jiang Li and Hei Lian. Although Jiang Li is not sloppy in normal times, he is definitely too lazy to dress up. Now after combing and dressing up, his hairstyle has changed. He has lost his slightly longer hair to cover him, revealing his delicate facial features. In addition, after being fused with Hei Lian, his body has deformed and his skin has become crystal clear.

And several major wars that caused his temperament to change greatly...

He seemed to be completely reborn, with a slightly lazy look, and a little domineering in his laziness. This domineering is not a pretentious domineering, but a kind of absolute confidence that is nothing but idiots.

Jiang Li couldn't help but take out his cell phone and looked at the selfie of squatting outside for barbecue a few days ago, as well as the photos of him taken on the Internet. In this comparison, Jiang Li was happy.

In the past, Jiang Li always dressed loosely and casually. Even the photos of several battles were due to the battle, and his face was covered with dust or stained with the blood of the enemy. His face was not particularly clear in the photos.

He was eating barbecue and had no image.

And the photos of him buying groceries usually seem less energetic...

Looking at myself now, Jiang Li said confidently: "I, Cao, I'm walking to the paparazzi now. I guess they can't recognize me, right?"

Hei Lian said: "I will definitely recognize you, but you need to look closely. If you just glance at it, you will definitely not recognize you."

Jiang Li was relieved immediately. He was really afraid that he would be recognized as soon as he went out. In that case, there would definitely be no less trouble. After all, he is a celebrity now.

After leaving the barber shop and walking on the street, Jiang Li deliberately walked without stopping. Sure enough, although some girls would secretly look at him, no one recognized his identity. Jiang Li immediately smiled happily...

However, Jiang Li was still worried and found a cosmetics store.

As soon as he entered the door, a slightly enchanting female boss walked over and saw Jiang Li, his eyes began to shine.

Jiang Li felt a little guilty and thought to himself, wouldn't he recognize me anymore?

Then the female boss smiled and said, "Isn't this handsome guy Jiang?"

Jiang Li said unhappily: "Can you recognize me?"

The female boss covered her mouth and said charmingly: "Others may not recognize it, but I am a person who wears makeup and rely on these eyes to make a living. I recognize people not only look at the overall situation, but some details are enough. Handsome guy, do you want people to recognize them?"

The female boss came over, and Jiang Li was not nervous and let her stick it to her arm, thinking: Anyway, he is taking advantage, who is afraid of whom?!

Sure enough, the female boss saw that Jiang Li was so shameless and knew that the teasing had failed, so she restrained her a little and did not really post it, keeping a distance that no one was embarrassed.

Jiang Li said: "I don't want people to recognize me. Tell me, is there any way?"

The female boss smiled and said, "Look at what you said, is this your craft that looks down on my sister? It seems that after putting on makeup, who will still be the same as before?"

Jiang Li laughed and said, "That's not necessarily the case. I saw that my sister would definitely be so beautiful after taking off her makeup."

Jiang Li didn't know what was going on. Faced with such a woman who deliberately teased him, he was not afraid, but could still make fun of him.

The female boss was stunned, and then she smiled even more colorfully, her beautiful eyes flowing and peach blossoms rippling, and she almost gave Jiang Li a room card. However, the female boss seemed to be just like this and didn't really do anything. She just smiled happily: "Oh... Look at your little mouth, it's like you're wearing honey. I originally planned to put on makeup, take a photo, post it on WeChat Moments, and make an advertisement.

The world's most powerful person, the peerless war god, Jiang Li visits this store.

Tsk tsk…I think my store is so popular.”

Then he changed his voice and said, "It's not enough to be because you are so good at speaking, so we won't make any money."

Jiang Li said: "Thank you."

The female boss slapped the chair beside him and said, "Come on, are you trying to get close to people and animals, or are you trying to get bees and attract butterflies?"
To be continued...
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