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Chapter 182: The Monthly Pass of the Devil's Wandering Record](1/2)

When Jiang Li heard this, he was amused by this old man. An old man still wants to be a speeding party?

Speed ​​party rides electric bikes?

Damn it, I don’t know if the Speed ​​Party recognizes this old man as a group... I guess he is embarrassing to be disgusted with him.

At this time, the old man said angrily: "Tell me what's wrong with people's hearts? They all got into money's eyes, and were their conscience eaten by dogs?"

Jiang Li asked in wonder, "What's wrong?"

The old man said in great anger: "I bought a second-hand electric car for all my belongings. At first, I thought it was a used car. The road in the market was uneven, so the car kept jumping. Later, I found that no matter how flat the road was, he would jump! I built a sheath, and when the wind blew, I rode the electric car and chased me all the way. The car was out of power, so I didn't catch up with the sheath!

In the end, I pushed it home!

That made me tired. I was sick at the waist disc... I didn't get up for two days! I was a big loss!"

When Jiang Li heard this, he was stunned, and then asked tentatively: "What color and brand of your car?"

Changsun Bao angrily said, "The color is beautiful, white, pure white, and the two rearview mirrors are erected, like rabbit big ears, and they can see clearly. After all, I am old and my eyes are not that good, so I like his large rearview mirror. By the way, that brand is called Big White Rabbit!"

When Jiang Li heard this, his forehead was filled with black lines. He thought that only the big white rabbit he bought had won the prize, so he was so tricky.

As a result, I never expected that the unscrupulous businessman was actually mass-produced and produced!

Jiang Li couldn't help but curse, "Damn the profiteer!"

At that moment, Jiang Li's eyes looked at Changsun Bao much more kind. After all, this was barely considered sharing hardships.

When Changsun Bao heard Jiang Li scolding a tyrant businessman, his eyes looked at Jiang Li much better, and then continued, "I'm ready to go. I've been resting for two days and then started working.

I can't afford the helmet, so I put a sock on my head."

"What then?" Jiang Li asked.

Changsun Bao cried and said, "I haven't found the target yet, but someone robbed the bank, and then the security team came..."

Jiang Li thought about the scene and immediately laughed.

Puff!

Qian Mo, who pretended to be fierce, also laughed.

Gu Xi, who was driving, couldn't help it anymore, laughed loudly, and then asked: "What about it?"

Changsun Bao said bitterly: "What else can I do? I tried hard to speed up, but the members of the security team rushed to catch up... I was released the day before yesterday, so I was lucky. At that time, a camera saw that I was not from the same place with them. But now, it was quite good inside. They were all talented, they spoke nicely, and they told stories. They bragged so well and novel. I felt that they could learn a lot of knowledge."

Speaking of this, Changsun Bao said, "Oh, by the way, I learned this from a guy."

"It's just that I didn't master the tricks at the beginning, so I didn't dare to do it.

I was so hungry yesterday that I went to steal somebody’s food, but someone found out and shouted to catch me. I was so hungry that I was weak at that time, and I didn’t run away, so I fell to the ground…”

Hearing this, Jiang Li suddenly felt that this old man was actually quite pitiful and not that hateful.

When Changsun Bao said that he fell, he was not angry, but instead laughed proudly: "Guess what? The person who was chasing me was so arrogant that he jumped back more than three meters away after seeing me falling, and said that he was not touching me.

I realized the true meaning of hitting the car!

Just say he touched it.

Later, the security team came, but after I bit me to death, he paid me a lot of money.

But we have to be conscientious, right?

After all, they are also the ones who help us break through the shackles and understand the truth. This is considered a benefactor, so I decided that if you don’t have money, you have to stutter."

Jiang Li was speechless for the first time. It was the first time he had seen someone say shamelessly so fresh and refined.

Changsun Bao said, "It was also the same time that I met those demons. They saw me lying on the ground and playing tricks to get food. They all seemed to have discovered a new world. They rushed up immediately and knelt on the ground and insisted on worshipping me as their teacher."

Jiang Li said in surprise: "Ask you as your teacher?"

Changsun Bao said, "That's not the case. I didn't expect that I would start a sect and take in apprentices one day. But I was not a casual person. At the beginning, I saw that the five of them were weird, so I didn't want to take them. As a result, a few guys wanted to eat me directly. This... my pride... must have compromised on the spot."

Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "Don't ruin the word "proud" in the future!"

Jiang Li said with great confusion: "No, since they are demons, why should they worship you as their teacher?"

Changsun Bao said: "I didn't know at first, but later I realized that these guys were about to starve to death, and they didn't dare to cause trouble, and they didn't dare to steal things. Seeing that I could get food if I didn't do anything, I was so impressed by how I could get food if I didn't steal. After all, I was a demon. I had limited understanding of our world, and they were like a rustic guy."

Changsun Bao continued: "Actually, they are not demons in the corner of Xiaoxiang. Listening to their chat, it seems that they came from the northern grassland. The target is the treasures on Jiuyi Mountain. They want to take advantage of the troubled waters and see if there is a chance to soar into the sky."

Gu Xi said in confusion: "You have said that they are like fools, and eating is a problem. How did they safely get here from the northern grassland?

This is not close!

Is this illogical?”

Changsun Bao was immediately happy and laughed, "This... Haha... When they came, they gathered more than 20 people, and three of them were killed by a group of horsemen on the grassland. Because Yan was in Youji Province, they did not dare to pass by Youji Province and went around to Mozhou in the west. As a result, a few more sturdy fools were deceived by someone with a few bowls of mutton soaking buns.

It is said that when they found it, those fools were digging coal in the black coal mine...

I wanted to save people, but I met the Guardians who came to take the black coal mine, surrounded them all at once, and then took a few more.

The remaining eighteen people entered Yuesha, south of Youji. When they arrived here, they saw many people stealing wallets while others were not prepared, and others who saw this scene would not report them. After all, after entering human society for so long, many things have gradually understood and understood the importance of money.

So, they thought this was an opportunity to get rich, and with money, they could buy train tickets and go south.

Then they also learned to steal, but their skills were not good and they were discovered.

Not only did the miser catch them, but the thieves also thought they had crossed the border and organized people to search everywhere.

In desperation, they took action and exposed their identities. Then the guardian organization intervened, and in the end they lost five people.

Finally escaped from Yuesha and entered Beichen. I thought it was nothing but because of hunger, I went to get some food.

Because he had no money to eat the King's meal, he was reported and beaten up the members of the security team, which attracted the guardians and killed five more.

When we arrived at our place, there were only the five left.

The five of them were like frightened birds, and they hid when they saw people. They hadn't eaten for a few days, and their eyes were full of hunger...

You said, in this case, seeing my way of earning food is like seeing my ancestors or gods?

Alas, that's right, my team has just been formed and just launched the first team building activity, but I met you.

Demons are demons, they are not reliable... Let them play passersby A, B, and C, and they can expose themselves if they help to set the rhythm. They deserve to die..."

Jiang Li was speechless for a moment. He suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the demons. He walked all the way to the north of the eastern capital and went south. He could write a book that happened, and his name was the Adventures of the Devil.

Although it was interesting to hear this, Jiang Li felt that there was no valuable information and was somewhat disappointed.

At this moment, Qian Mo took out a crescent necklace from the old man's pocket and asked curiously: "What is this?"

The old man looked at it and smiled, "These are those demons. A few guys have seen too many pitfalls all the way to the south. When I arrived at me, I decided to give up going to Jiuyi Mountain and concentrate on making money with me. So, I gave this thing to me, saying that it was a possession of Liu Xiu, the son of luck. They didn't know what they could do. They also wanted to take advantage of luck because they had this thing.

But now it seems that luck has nothing to do with them."

After Qianmo said oh, he carried it around his neck.

When Changsun Bao saw it, he was anxious: "This is mine!"

Qian Mo took out his gun and pointed it at Changsun Bao, and asked, "Whose is this?"

Changsun Bao looked at Jiang Li, but Jiang Li looked up at the roof.

"Three numbers, tell me who this is? Three, two..." Qian Mo thought about the number and pulled the trigger at the same time.

Seeing that the little girl was really going to fire, Changsun Bao was so scared that he shouted: "Your, yours... are all yours, okay?"

Don't pull the trigger!

Bang!

After a crisp sound, Qian Mo stuffed the pistol back into his pocket and said proudly: "No bullets, hehe..."

When Changsun Bao heard this, he suddenly felt like crying without tears. He found that his life was full of ups and downs.

He seemed to have never done anything in his life. The closest one to success was selling a flashlight, but Jiang Li cheated a sum of money and sent it to the cell.

Changsun Bao lay in the car and murmured to himself: "I was reincarnated as a broom star in my previous life? This is too unlucky... My life is too difficult."

Seeing that Qian Mo had successfully obtained the crescent necklace, Jiang Li raised a thumb to her and said, "Awesome!"

Qianmo climbed up Jiang Li's thighs proudly, sat in his arms, held the crescent moon in his hands and looked at the sky happily, saying happily: "It's quite beautiful. There are many small dots here, like stars."

Jiang Li patted her head and said, "Okay, don't irritate this old man. He is so old that if he gets angry, he will get sick, it will be bad."

When Changsun Bao heard this, he gave Jiang Li a blank look and snorted coldly, "Don't underestimate me, I'm in good health."

When Jiang Li heard this, his heart moved. He was really curious. This old man was obviously in his nineties, so why was he still jumping like a puberty prawn? He was full of energy?

This is impossible for a normal person to have such a situation, this guy must have a secret.

Jiang Li asked curiously: "Why are you so strong? Is there any secret?"

Changsun Bao laughed, turned his head and ignored Jiang Li at all, looking like an angry child was throwing a tantrum.

Seeing this, Jiang Li shook his head and secretly pushed the black lotus with his elbow, thinking to himself: "Did you see it? This is even more childish than you."

"You are childish! Your whole family is childish!" Hei Lian cursed dissatisfied.

At this moment, Guxi Road: "I'm here to eat!"

Hearing this, Hei Lian flew out of the window instantly, looked up at the ancient shop door in front and the plaque above, and said, "San Shangzhai?"
To be continued...
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