Chapter 159 Smart?(2/2)
Jiang Li raised a thumb and said, "I did a pretty job, the ancients really didn't deceive me."
"How to say it? It's not true. Who said that men are inferior to men? Or is it a woman?" Gu Xi said with a smile.
Jiang Li shook his head.
Gu Xi asked curiously: "What is that?"
Jiang Li said word by word: "You are a very knowledgeable and smart woman."
Gu Xi smiled: "Thank you for the praise, but this seems not what the ancients said?"
Gu Xi was just talking when he saw Jiang Li only had a back left.
When Gu Xi saw this, he suddenly felt like he fell into a pit, but he couldn't figure out what kind of pit it was.
At this moment, the golden crow flew over and said, "Seeking, long hair, short knowledge? Smart, big breasts, no brains? Do you understand?"
Gu Xi was stunned, then stomped his feet and said angrily: "Damn it, this bastard said that my hair is fine, dare you say I have a flat chest? Jiang Li, I'll fight with you!"
bite!
Resentment +100
Gu Xi stepped out his long legs and rushed into Jiang Li's home, then the jingling sounded...
A bang!
Gu Xi flew out of the window and there was a big footprint on his butt.
Gu Xi turned over and fell to the ground, rubbed his butt and pointed at the upstairs and cursed: "Jiang Li, are you still a man? You are shameless, you hooligan, you are a villain!"
Jiang Li stood on the balcony and took off one of his shoes casually.
Gu Xi immediately waited for battle and was ready to dodge at any time.
Then Jiang Li threw a few pieces into the room and shouted: "Qianmo, brush your shoes, thank you."
Guxi: "..."
"Do you think I'm dirty? I...if I couldn't beat you, I'll kill you!" Gu Xi cursed for a while, and found that he couldn't do anything to Jiang Li. He couldn't beat him, so he scolded him? The other party was very thick-skinned and useless...
In desperation, Gu Xi stomped his feet and left in anger.
Hei Lian came over and said, "Is it really good for me to help you, and you kick me?"
"Is it really good to pretend to be my friend to test me?" Jiang Li asked.
Hei Lian said in surprise: "What?!"
Jiang Li said: "What do you think I'm staring at her butt? I won't say anything else in Guxi, but there... you know, I'm so impressed by it. This guy is definitely not Guxi!"
"How do you say this?" Hei Lian asked.
Jiang Li said: "The size is wrong, Gu Xi's is not so squint! So I angered her and tested her personality. However, I have to say that the performance is very similar, and the expression is very perfect in all aspects, without any flaws!"
Black Lotus said: "What then?"
Jiang Li took out a cigarette and lit it, looked at the sunset in the distance and said, "Then I put on my feet and felt it."
"Is it fake?" Hei Lian asked.
Jiang Li's expression suddenly turned into bitter melon and said bitterly: "I am so familiar with the feeling of the foot. I was once chased by someone on the street with that thing. Have you forgotten?"
Hei Lian was stunned at first, then suddenly thought of something, and could no longer help it, and laughed: "Hahaha... you... haha... oolong, big oolong! Hahaha... You are called cleverness but are mistaken by cleverness. You are a demon who has been exposed to too much, and you have been suspiciously sick? Haha..."
Jiang Li looked bitter and thick-skinned. Now he didn't know how to explain his kick to Gu Xi...
Finally, Jiang Li slaps his lips and said, "Forget it, I'm not a good person anyway."
Tens of thousands, Jiang Li went back to the house and took Qianmo to watch TV together.
At this time, a dark cloud floated and a heavy rain fell.
Some owners who came back from home and forgot to bring an umbrella were soaked that they fled in a panic. After entering the community gate, they were surprised to find that the huge tree had covered half of the community! On this day, the leaves were like roofs. When there was no one, they would stagger, allowing raindrops and sunlight to fall. When there were people, they would actually close them to help people block the wind and rain.
Chapter completed!