33, son son, it's time to take the pot
After a long time, Yu Shengan fell asleep tied to a chair, and Xiaoyu's sister was tired of playing and lying in a bubble. Only Wu Wenhua stayed awake. As time passed, he was anxious and uneasy.
After so long, the water should have boiled and the pot is ready. It's almost time to start cooking them.
Unexpectedly, Unexpectedly, Wu Wenhua lamented that he, a man who was destined to become Yugong, was going to die here, and it was such a frustrating way to die, and he was really unwilling to accept it.
"The old man in the village repeatedly reminded him to be careful when he goes out. There are so many demons on the way. He thought that with my ability, he would be fine to save his life. Unexpectedly, he first encountered a dragon and was almost eaten. Then he encountered a chicken and almost burned. Later, he met a monkey and was almost dragged back into the cave. I don't know what would happen, but now he was trapped in the hands of a snake and was about to be cooked and eaten. I'm not willing to... "
The more Wu Wenhua thought about it, the sadder he became, and tears filled his eyes.
He was not afraid of death, but felt sad for his cowardly short life. He was only 17 years old, and his great youth had not yet bloomed, so how could he wither?
He looked at the little fish sister in front of him and the big fish brother beside him, blaming himself for not protecting them, and regretting them. The little fish sister is only 4 years old, the same age as the little sister in his village, and the big fish brother is only 17 years old and is still a little boy.
While Wu Wen was thinking about it, footsteps came from his ears, and six little goblins came in, saying that the time had come and he wanted to throw them into the pot.
"Why are you so dark man? Are you still crying? Are you embarrassed?"
Green Carp saw the tears on Wu Wenhua's face and covered his mouth with several other sisters and smiled secretly.
Seeing that Yu Shengan was still sleeping, she patted him on the face and woke him up: "Young master, you're the time to put him in the pot."
Yu Shengan was shocked and woke up from fright. When he saw that it was a green carp, he smiled dryly, "Xiaofang scared me."
Green Carp said with a smile: "I didn't scare the young master. The water has boiled and the spices are ready. The three big pots are steaming hot, just waiting for the young masters."
Grass! It seems that the slap was not loud enough. Yu Sheng thought to himself, seeing the red carp poking through Xiaoyu's sister's bubble, holding her in her hand, and taking her to the pot, and said angrily: "What's the point of bullying my sister! Come on me if you have anything to do!"
The red carp said gently: "Young master, don't get angry. The king said, "Young master, eat later, I will eat you two tonight."
Yu Shengan shouted: "I'm a joking joke. You're kind of polite words. Don't take it seriously! You don't really want you to come to me. Let me go, let me go!"
No matter how he screamed, it was useless. His hands and feet were tied and dragged away by the green carp and yellow carp in a small carp.
Qingliyu suddenly said, "Oh, no, this black man is too heavy. We three sisters can't push them, so we have to call some sisters."
She and two other carp spirits were responsible for using small cars to drag Wu Wenhua, but Wu Wenhua was tall and looked like a giant. She was full of strong muscles and had a very heavy weight. Even the three carp spirits could not push them.
Green Carp said, "Then I'll take the young master over there first, come back to help you. You guys are here to watch out for this black man."
Qingliyu said, "Then sister, go quickly."
The green carp, red carp and other demons took Yu Shengan and Xiaoyu's sister to a hall. Here, there was a river clam that exposed its clam beads and shining, and a catfish monster was burning the fire to cook the pot.
The three big black pots were in the center of the hall, and the rest of my life was filled with fear. Although I could be resurrected, I was treated as a pig and cooked to death. I couldn't get over it psychologically.
Xiaoyu’s sister was not tied up, maybe she felt that she was not a threat.
She came to Yu Sheng to rest, patted his knees, comforted him not to be afraid, and her eyes closed and opened.
Yu Shengan: "…"
Bang--
Wu Wenhua was pushed by a nest of carp spirits and threw it on the ground.
The red carp rubbed his slim waist and came to Yu Shengan with a smile, saying, "Young Master, do you want to recite a poem?"
This artful little goblin! Yu Sheng cursed in his heart and said, "You are going to put me in the pot like this? Don't you let me take a shower, urinate, or suck your shit?"
The red carp fanned the air with his hands beside his nose in disgust, as if feces and urine were polluting the air.
Yu Shengan said angrily: "You actually dislike me? You guys will eat my shit bun later!"
The red carp said: "Young Master, don't deliberately say these dirty words. I've seen them all. Youthful young master's skin is tender and tender, and the meat is smooth and delicious. It is a first-class good meat."
mmmp, I really think of my master as a pig.
Red Carp said again: "I will untie the young master later."
Yu Shengan said angrily: "Let you take advantage of this young master."
The red carp asked happily: "Do you want me to be gentler or rougher? If you give me instructions, I will do as I will."
Yu Shengan knew that no matter what he said, they would not let him go. It was not her who decided, but the beauty snake, so he broke up and said, "Will you answer whatever I ask?"
The red carp nodded: "Young Master, just ask."
Yu Shengan: "Are you a carp spirit transformed?"
The red carp's face changed and he immediately returned to normal, saying, "Young Master guessed it right. In order to reward you, I will add some fire to you later."
Yu Shengan said: "I heard that carp has only 3 minutes of memory, is it true?"
Red Carp said: "Young master is really good at joking."
Yu Shengan nodded: "No wonder you are stupid and stupid."
The red carp's face turned gloomy and said, "Why did your son say this?"
Yu Shengan said: "I see the shape of your head and you will know that your brain is not good."
A group of carp spirits were furious and surrounded them, asking Yu Sheng to give an explanation, otherwise he would throw him into the pot now.
Yu Shengan said: "In our human society, 7-year-old children can learn nursery rhymes. Do you think they are smarter than 7-year-old children in humans?"
Red Carp looked at Xiaoyu's sister, Yu Shengan said, "Don't look at my sister, she is only 4 years old. Do you want to compete with a 4-year-old child? I despise you! You little fairy with big breasts and no brains!"
The red carp said gloomyly: "Maybe what the young master said makes some sense, but I don't know what nursery rhymes will be learned by a 7-year-old human child. You might as well say it to us to open our eyes."
Yu Shengan: "Don't say it, don't say it."
Red Carp asked, "Why don't you say it?"
Green Carp said, "If you have the ability, do you say it."
Yu Shengan: "I'm afraid that I'll get angry to death if I say it."
A group of carp spirits were almost madly angry by him.
Red Carp asked him to say immediately, otherwise he would hit Xiaoyu's sister on the butt.
For the sake of Xiaoyu's sister's butt, Yu Shengan said, "Okay, okay, I said, you forced me, so I will say a nursery rhyme first. Listen carefully. If you can repeat it after listening, I will admit that you are smart."
The green carp couldn't wait to say, "Then tell me."
Yu Shengan coughed, and under the expectant gaze of a group of carp spirits, he quickly said with a machine gun:
"Lu Xiaolu has red carp, green carp and donkey at home.
Li Xiaoli's home has red donkeys, green donkeys and carp.
The red carp and the donkey in Lu Xiaolu's family have to compete with the red donkey and the green donkey in Li Xiaoli's family. Who is more red and who is more green.
Lu Xiaolu said that the green carp in his house is greener than the green donkey in Li Xiaoli's house, and Li Xiaoli said that the green donkey in her house is green than the green carp in Lu Xiaolu's house.
I don’t know if it is the green carp of Lu Xiaolu’s family that is greener than the green donkey of Li Xiaoli’s family, or the green donkey of Li Xiaoli’s family that is green than the green carp of Lu Xiaolu’s family.
Green carp is better than green donkeys, and green donkeys are better than green carp.
Finally, Lu Xiaolu wanted to exchange the green carp for Li Xiaoli's green donkey, but Li Xiaoli was unwilling to exchange the green donkey for Lu Xiaolu's green carp.
Red carp, green carp and donkey, red donkey and carp. I don’t know if it’s green carp greener than green donkey or green donkey greener than green carp greener.”
Chapter completed!