10. Come down and play
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After driving the wolves away, Yu Shengan added another fire, then took off his leather jacket, wrapped his little fish sister, put it beside him, and told her that she was going to sleep.
"The little fish doesn't want to sleep."
"Really? Are you not sleepy?"
Little Fish nodded firmly and said with a stern face: "If the little fish traps Xiaoyu, it is not a human being!"
I've never seen anyone swearing like this.
"What do you want to do if you don't sleep?"
"I want to fight the big bad wolf."
"I've already beaten away."
“I want to sing.”
"Then you sing."
What are you singing?
There is a big river in front of you. If there is a river, there will be ducks. So, just sing "Counting Ducks".
Little Fish sang loudly:
“Under the bridge in front of the door
Swimming by a group of ducks
Come and count
Two four six seven eight
Hahahahahahahahaha…”
The quiet valley began to become lively. In the darkness around, there were so many wolf howlings, and in the forest opposite the river, various beasts roars, and even tigers whistlings.
This accompaniment is a bit... very creepy.
"Counting Ducks" can't be sung in an instant, Yu Shengan and Xiaoyu's sister stared at each other, but Xiaoyu's sister spoke first: "I have a big brain tiger, I'm afraid."
Yu Shengan said: "Don't be afraid! The big tiger can't cross this big river."
Sister Xiaoyu thought for a while, nodded, pointed at Dahe and said, "There are monsters in the Dahe and I ate dogs during the day."
The dog lying beside him shivered, and shivered when he thought of his pissing during the day.
"Don't be afraid of the big fish in the river. What are you afraid of? We are on the shore, it is in the water. It can't get on the shore! If it dares to come up, my brother will use this knife to kill it and make fish soup for you."
Little Fish sister pulled out the mini dolphin water gun with her left hand and the huge desert eagle with her right hand, and said bravely: "What are you afraid of? Smash it! Make fish soup for my brother."
Yu Shengan was relieved and could not be discouraged, and said, "Brother came to sing a song, scaring these screaming people to death."
"Yes, I'm scared these people torture to death." Xiaoyu's sister agreed with a gun.
There was a big river in front of me, so Yu Sheng sang:
"Little Bamboo Pai River Travels in the Middle
The surging river flows eastward
The red star shines
Go to fight as I
Revolutions are surging from generation to generation
Follow the Party one after another
Smash the evil old world
Thousands of miles of land are covered with beautiful scenery…”
Yu Sheng'an sang more and more majestic, and he felt that this song was too suitable.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, all monsters cannot become spirits!
Those demons and monsters hiding in the dark must be trembling! I thought to myself for the rest of my life.
At some point, the howlings of the wolf around disappeared, the beast roar and tiger roar on the other side were gone, and the valley seemed particularly quiet, leaving only the "Red Stars Shine I Go to Fight" for the rest of my life!
Sure enough! This song can sweep away all demons and evil charms! Rejuvenate the world!
suddenly……
"Hehehe, I sang really well."
"Where did the young master come from? It's so cute."
"How could such a pretty and lovely young man be like this poor mountain and bad water? Is it fate of God?"
"Little sister really wants to know this young master. What is the name of the young master?"
"I am sleeping. After listening to the song, I feel sleepy. I really want to stay with this young master...."
"Hehehehe, I just want to mess with this young master."
"Young Master~Young Master~~Young Master~ You sing well, can you sing 'The water essence curtain is full of pillows, warm fragrance makes dreams of mandarin duck brocade'?"
"Baobabababababa..."
"Speak quietly, scare this young man."
...
Yu Shengan sang more and more quietly, and in the end he couldn't continue singing, he stared blankly at a group of women playing on the river.
The voice of Xiaoyu's sister rang in her ears: "Brother, there is a beautiful lady who praises you for singing well."
These women are all very beautiful, with fat and thin Yan, each with its own strengths. The chest is bulging, and there is actually a groove!
They had high foreheads, cloudy hair, flower-wearing rings, dressed in costumes, floating on the water, smiling at Yu Sheng'an.
I will never be blessed to appreciate these beauty for the rest of my life.
He swallowed his saliva nervously, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. A cold air blew in from his neck, and his hair stood up. Female, goblin? What are you afraid of?
"Young Master, why don't you sing? It's so nice."
"Young Master, keep singing, we like it very much."
...
"Brother, keep singing, ladies like it."
Little Fish Sister, are you stupid??? This is a monster in front of you! Or, female ghost?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, a total of 8! I didn't see clearly how they appeared, and it seemed to emerge out of thin air.
It doesn’t work if I go to fight with the Red Star. Not only does it work, but it provokes these demons and monsters. Is this going to die?
"Young Master, don't stop, I just like your brave and diligent look."
There are such a group of beakers floating on the surface of the river. Cuteness is cute, sexy is sexy, and it also gives face, jumping around, applauding and cheering...
But it's just a panic, which is very inconsistent with the surrounding environment.
A faint full moon above my head, like a pregnant woman with a big belly, deserted.
How could a group of enchanting women appear in this deep mountain forest?
Anyone who is a normal person will notice something is wrong!
A little disharmonious!
If I hadn't known that this was the World of the Gods, Yu Shengan would have praised loudly: "Wow~ You are so dedicated, how much does it cost to have a night."
Now, he only hopes that there will be black donkey hooves around him, throwing them over to ward off evil spirits and exorcising demons.
"Young Master, I want to tell you my heart, come down quickly."
"Young master, come down and have fun."
...
Xiaoyu's sister asked silly: "Why don't they ask me to play?"
The Ritian Dog quickly bit the little master's trouser legs and fixed her limbs on the ground, so she would not let her go down to play even if she died.
Even this dog noticed that it was abnormal.
Yu Shengan covered Xiaoyu's mouth and told her not to speak!
He thought about it and finally decided not to move for the time being and respond to changes.
Perhaps, these ghosts float on the water and cannot leave.
Maybe, these ghosts didn’t dare to get close to them when they saw the fire around them!
On the contrary, at this time, he ran to the darkness recklessly and was likely to be hit by the other party's move.
He sat down, held Xiaoyu's sister in his arms, covered her mouth and ears, stared at the group of nonsense in front of him, and did not speak.
There is a saying in the novel that some of them are not, and if you answer, you will be caught off your soul.
"Young master, don't sit stupidly, come down and play~~"
"Young master, come here quickly. Let's take you to have fun. You know what is the meaning of 'bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-b
What a special thing, why do you always like to recite poems? First, "The water essence is in the curtain, and the warm fragrance makes the dream of mandarin duck brocade". Now, I have another sentence, the 17-year-old boy can't understand it.
Before the rest of my life, An thought about it, all these things waved and called him down to play. He was so enthusiastic that he seemed to have no money.
"Young Master..."
"If you don't come, we'll come."
Chapter completed!