Didn’t he let him practice in three years?

Bai Yue was a little confused. The monkey's patience seemed a little beyond the rules. Didn't he say he was abrupt by nature? Who did he follow with this cautious look?

Looking further down, it is another page after page—

Nothing happens today!

It was not until the 100th year that the monkey on the back finally waited for the first meeting with the stone monkey in 19 years. The monkey only asked one question:

Are monkeys and humans the same acupoints all over the body?

Tongbei monkey was overjoyed, thought about it for a while, and then replied:

You have a dome head and a square foot, and walk on the ground. You usually have nine orifices, four limbs, and five internal organs. But you have a lonely face, a concave face and a sharp mouth. Compared with others, there are only few cheeks, but there are more plain bags, which can be folded, but the acupoints around your body are no different.

The stone monkey smiled and said:

Aren't you willing to teach me?

The monkey from Tongbei was shocked and said in panic:

No, no! How can this be considered a teaching? You... you will eventually have a master with magic power that is so powerful that I can compare with this magic. Compared with this, this magic is like a bright light. How dare you compete with the bright moon?

The stone monkey smiled but said nothing.

The monkeys on the back seemed extremely frightened and did not answer, so they hurried down the mountain.

On the second day, a drop of ink was dripped on the diary. It seemed that the daily Gongcao was shocked when recording, and his handwriting also seemed a little messy:

The stone monkey has already built its foundation!

Day 3:

The monkey from Tongbei didn't know where he went yesterday. In the morning, he looked at the stone monkey from afar, and then changed color and rushed over and asked sternly:

Who taught you how to practice?

The stone monkey smiled and said:

Isn't it you?

The monkeys on the back were frightened and denied:

Farting, when did I teach you?

The stone monkey said in confusion:

The day before yesterday, I slept soundly. At the third day, you didn’t wake me up, but passed on me a method of practicing...

The monkey on the back jumped and furious:

Nonsense, where have I been? I went...

Speaking of this, he covered his mouth again. The stone monkey thoughtfully and said repeatedly:

Yes, yes, you haven't been here.

The monkey said:

Of course I haven't been here!

The stone monkey said again:

Yes, you have never taught me. Those foundation building, consecration, heart-wrenching, golden elixir, nascent infancy, out of body, distraction, fusion, tribulation, etc., are all things I see from Taoist books...

Hearing this, the monkey on the back was already as if dead ashes. Suddenly, a strange cry was heard, and a cloud came, walked up and flew away quickly.

Bai Yue laughed and patted his thighs:

"Beautiful, beautiful... This monkey is deeply rooted in my heart, it's amazing!"

The last twenty years, the records became concise again, and the most frequently written sentence was-

The stone monkey was reclining under the tree, and the monkeys were peeking from afar.

However, every time you advance to a level, the monkey will shout in the direction of the monkey on the back:

Hello, am I practicing right?

Then, the monkey on the back ran away...

Year 103:

The stone monkey was promoted to a human immortal, but it did not trigger the heavenly tribulation!

The monkeys and monkeys were anxious to hear the truth of the five Western religions. The eighteen vassals of the vassals were all peeping in secret and discussing for a long time before they dispersed.

Year 104:

The stone monkey was promoted to Xuanxian, and caught the monkey on the back and beat him up.

Year 105:

The stone monkey was promoted to a celestial immortal, and he drove the clouds to patrol the Huaguo Mountains everywhere. Then he cried and fell down from the clouds.

He wandered around the three thatched huts for a long time and raised the fire to burn it.

Year 108:

The stone monkey was promoted to the Golden Immortal, and the monkey was drunk and cried.

Year 113:

The stone monkey was promoted to Taiyi Jinxian, but the heavenly tribulation was not triggered. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva brought the five directions of the Western teachings to Jiedi, and 18 guru Kalan appeared to watch the ceremony. Later, Ksitigarbha said:

You have a destiny to be with me Buddha!

The stone monkey scolded:

fart!

Turn to the last page:

The stone monkey was promoted to the Daluo Golden Immortal, and now he had three flowers on his head, five energy in his chest, and the monkeys on his back were as if they were lost. He went down the mountain alone and drank a lot of muffled wine.

During this period, he said:

It is indeed the innate Taoist body, and the practice is smooth, but there is no heavenly disaster that will come to life?

This is obviously the Spring and Autumn style. The "only person" is heavy and thick, and it seems that people are afraid that the old monkey is drinking "suffering wine"!

What a man talking to himself, I'm afraid it was asked by that boy Sun Li?

However, it is indeed a bit incredible that the monkey practiced until the Daluo Golden Immortal practiced, and he also practiced the "Great-Classic Immortal Degree". Why didn't Bai Jingjing have such a good thing?

It's time to meet him...

Such an excellent apprentice, don’t be abducted!

He shook the brush that had been covered with Sun Li's saliva for a lot, inserted it back to the cover, put the diary in his arms, and was about to fall down with the clouds...

At this moment, auspicious clouds suddenly floated between the sky and the earth, and thousands of golden lights fell from the clouds. Bai Yue turned down from the clouds and fell on the top of Huaguo Mountain.

Looking up, I saw a mountain faintly appearing in the golden light, not very high, but the scenery is beautiful, the forest is deep, with strange flowers and auspicious grass, and bamboos and pine trees. Only a stone tablet erected on the top of the mountain, about three feet high and eight feet wide, with a line of big characters on it—

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Slanting Moon Three Star Cave!

I made a fuck last year!

Whatever you are afraid of is coming. Seeing that the monkey has achieved success in his practice, are you here?

At this time, the fairy mountain became clearer and clearer.

When a mountain stream fell down, it was a "rumbling" and it was a pity that the thousands of creatures in the mountain stream. They felt that the black eyes were in front of them, and they had already crushed into flesh mud, and their souls were scattered...

The monkey's slightest slightest cracks and his hair stands upside down. For more than a hundred years, thousands of creatures in the Huaguo Mountain have been with him day and night, most of whom are spiritual, like close friends, have been destroyed by this mountain in an instant?

Bai Yue could see clearly, and "swoosh" into the mustard space and floated towards the monkey. The boy was pointing at the mountain and cursing...

Soon, the smoke and fog disappeared, and the monkey felt his whole body tightening, and he couldn't help but fly up. After a moment, he came up the mountain and saw a cave.

With a creak, the door opened.

The monkey flew in, and the cave sky suddenly became clear. The layers of deep pavilions and jade towers, as soon as they entered the pearl palace, they could not tell the quiet room and the secluded residence, until they were below the Yaotai.

But I saw a long-bearded Taoist sitting upright on the stage, and thirty little fairies standing on both sides of the stage. The monkey who was carrying a monkey actually knelt in the class, only in the last seat.

The monkey loosened all over and fell to the ground, but heard the Taoist scolding:

"Don't be that monkey. Why don't you worship me when you see me?"

Let your farts!

How could my master be so stinky? How could he say "Don't splash monkey?" He always comes quietly and calls out softly:

Little monkey, little monkey...

The monkey said angrily:

"Fuck, who are you? Is this Mao God? I didn't mention the countless creatures in Huaguo Mountain, but I was still arrogant and dared to pretend to be my master?"

The monkey from Tongbei suddenly stood up and shouted loudly:

"Don't be rude to splash monkeys. This is the same life as heaven and earth, and it is neither born nor destroyed. It is the wonderful ancestor Bodhi who is powerful and chasing to enlighten the mind. You call the Patriarch Subhuti, you are already rude and don't kowtow quickly, so why dare to speak wildly?"

The monkey laughed:

"Whether he is Subhuti or your mother, what does it have to do with me?"

Then he took a breath of fairy energy, and the three flowers on his head flashed faintly, and he wanted to escape with Taoist techniques.

Unexpectedly, the air on the four walls suddenly seemed to be stagnant, as hard as iron and stone, and the shoulders were like thousands of mountain falls, which made it difficult for him to move forward...
Chapter completed!