No one knows that Lao Lu's second spring has arrived. Winning the lottery prize cannot describe his mood at this moment. You should know that Lu Chengda's few loves in the past thirty years have ended in failure. He is neither too high nor too low when he is on a blind date. He is always rejected when chasing girls. When he is in a secret love, others have always found another partner, and it is not his turn to. His yearning for love has reached a state of hunger.

He was about to meet the girl in his dream, but the girl was still a student in his class. Although he didn't know who it was, he could feel the girl's cuteness, passion and liveliness when chatting on MSN. He was anxious, excited, joyful, expectant, nervous, worried about gains and losses, and was even more excited than the date of his first love at the age of twenty-two.

From the gate, we passed through the Central Garden, basketball court, football field, teaching building No. 1 and 2, office building, laboratory building, sports field, gymnasium, library, conference hall, restaurant, dormitory building No. 1 and 2, parking lot, fish pond, pavilion, and finally the grove.

This small forest was extremely quiet at noon, with huge small-leafed banyan, slender four-season osmanthus, handsome maple and strong green tung. Due to the deliberate cultivation of school administrators, a quiet atmosphere was created. The dead branches and leaves in the woods were not sent to clean it, and when they stepped on it, it rustled, as if they were in a quiet forest.

When Lu Chengda entered the woods, he couldn't help but scream: "Life is so wonderful!

The sunlight floating on the dark green tree canopy and the singing of birds among the branches seemed to be a reflection of Lao Lu's mood. "What should I say first later? 'You seem to make me feel the melting of ice and snow and the collapse of love.' Well, the lines in "Goddess City" are more classic."

His steps slowed down and he touched the woods. His calves couldn't help but tremble slightly. He held the trunk and breathed evenly to make his heart beat more normal.

There was not a single figure in the woods, "Haha, girls like to be late." Lu Chengda stood under the banyan tree, thinking about whether to stand with his hands behind his back to make a meditative look or to lean on the tree to make a leisurely look.

"Ding ding ding..." The phone rang, and there was a text message from a strange number on it, saying: "Brother, I can't come temporarily if I have something to do. I have a letter under the largest maple tree in the middle." Lao Lu felt both disappointed and sweet, and began to look for the largest maple tree.

As soon as he had a look, his body and eyesight were usually many times more flexible. He quickly found a big maple tree, with a kraft paper envelope with exquisite patterns nailed to the trunk. He took off the envelope without thinking, and somehow he did it. A transparent and small fishing line was connected to the back to the tree. "Strange, how could there be such a thing in the woods?" Lu Chengda pulled it gently...

In an instant, countless plastic bags filled with things fell from the branches, and fell on his head, face, shoulders, and the plastic bags were very thin. Once they hit, they exploded and splashed out a lot of feces and urine. The stinking smell was so terrible that no part of Lu Chengda was clean. Almost at this moment, an arc with his body as the radius turned into a septic tank.

This kind of human excrement will be disgusting as soon as you take a look at it, and will vomit when you smell it, let alone being covered in a body with a head and face. From the paradise of joy, anyone will have a short circuit in their minds.

Lu Chengda staggered out of the woods and shouted to the sky: "Life is so damn ridiculous!"

Liao Xuebing slept for a full nap and went to the office to write a lesson plan. Song Yuhao, the first-grade director, looked at his watch and said, "Why is it almost three o'clock? Lu Chengda hasn't arrived yet? If I don't come, I will remember that he is absent from work."

Jiang Feng interrupted, "At noon, I saw Xiao Lu's joyful face and a red face. Maybe he went on a blind date again.

"Oh, even though you know that Xiao Lu is a dull personality, why do you always introduce some women to him?"

"Introduction? Who introduced Xiao Lu to another partner? I haven't heard of it."

As he was talking, Lu Chengda walked into the office with a black gas covering his face. Everyone tightened his mouth and nose and said, "Why does it smell strange? It smells so smelly!"

Lu Chengda spent three hours taking a shower. He used two bottles of shower gel and a bottle of shampoo, but it was still odorless, but compared to the pain in his heart, this odor was nothing. He ignored it and sat in a chair, wrote on the handout book. After writing for several minutes, he found that the words were not written, and they were all irregular and messy lines.

Liao Xuebing smiled and said, "Why is it so smelly? Is there someone who shits and doesn't wipe his butt? Or is it that someone fell into a cesspool?"

This is a joke. The speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional. Lu Chengda had no place to vent his evil fire that had been accumulated for a long time. He slapped the table and stood up suddenly: "What do you mean, Liao Xuebing!"

Lao Liao was really confused and confused: "What do I mean? I asked if anyone fell into the cesspool, could it be that you?"

Lu Chengda slapped the table again, and the documents piled up so much that the mountains of papers fell down and scattered all over the ground: "I warn you not to talk nonsense, the consequences are very serious!"

Song Yuhao hurriedly said, "Hey, Xiao Lu, what are you doing? Xiao Liao didn't say anything to you."

Liao Xuebing shrugged: "I said mine, no matter how much you talk nonsense, it has nothing to do with you, right? How about it? Maggots?"

Jiang Feng also felt that Lu Chengda was a bit too much, and said to him, "Xiao Lu, why are you angry for no reason? Who has offended you? Tell me quickly and I will help you teach him a lesson." He was kind to comfort him, but he didn't expect that Lu Chengda became even more angry, jumped up and poked Liao Xuebing's nose and said, "You, you... believe it or not, I will beat you to death?"

He did not intend to target anyone, but Lao Liao happened to be an unintentional gun, which was quite unfair.

"Pick the claws away. Maggots." Liao Xuebing said lightly.

"What...what? You call me a maggot?" Lu Chengda's voice began to tremble.

Liao Xuebing kicked his stomach.

With a "clang", the maggots flew backwards and flew three meters away, knocking over an office desk, pen holder, ink, and printer hit him. He couldn't help but roll violently in his belly, and spit out a pile of yellow gill bitter water on his side.

"What... what happened?" Jiang Feng was worried that Liao Xuebing would suffer a loss when facing the angry Lu Chengda, but no one saw the two of them clearly, so he saw Lu Chengda flying out.

Liao Xuebing walked over with a smile, squatted beside Lu Chengda, lit a cigarette, and squirted into his face: "Since ten years ago, no one has dared to point at my nose and speak. Good boy, he actually dared to send Wuming fire to me. He is very brave."
Chapter completed!