Chapter 167 The Seduction of Neighbors
"If you can't eat so much, why do you cook so much?" Lao Liao Zhenzhen said something.
When Xia Wei heard this, he felt even more aggrieved: "You asked me to cook it."
"I only asked you to cook one pound of noodles. Why do you seem to have cooked at least three pounds?"
Seeing Lao Liao doing something randomly, Tan Ziqing smiled and angry, and put her head into the door and said with a smile: "Student, don't worry about what your teacher says, come here to have a meal together. If you keep eating noodles without nutrition, your body will collapse."
Xia Wei quickly explained: "It was only one pound of boiling, but after adding water, it became like this."
Lao Liao sighed: "You are really messing around. Let's go and go there together. You can pack this basin of noodles and go home. Otherwise, it would be a pity to keep it, and I can't finish it alone."
Xia Wei was shocked. The teacher seemed to have a problem with his logical thinking. When the teacher was a guest, he actually took a bowl of noodles home. Needless to say, his mother would definitely laugh to death and she could not lose her face. However, he never learned how to refuse others, so he had to think about it and threw it into the trash can when he got downstairs.
When he arrived at No. 501, Xia Wei said in surprise: "Teacher, don't you live with your teacher's wife?"
Tan Ziqing really couldn't bear it this time, and she got angry. She said with her waist, "I'm just your teacher's neighbor, don't think too much! My surname is Tan, and I'll just call Sister Tan when I see you in the future!" Wearing a thin cotton coat, low-waisted jeans without a belt, revealing her small belly button, and her waist-mounted posture was filled with a hint of angriness, which was playful and cute.
Xia Wei and Liao Xuebing were stunned and their eyes kept spinning on Tan Ziqing's belly.
The girl's room is much more beautiful than Liao Xuebing's bean bastard. With the same space layout, Xia Weiling hooks are changing in time and space, flying from hell to heaven. After turning around in the living room, the dark green tiger-tailed sheep by the window adds a hint of warmth, and the shells and wind chimes on the door frame jingle, which is crisp and pleasant. The corners of the walls, the bottom of the sofa is spotlessly clean, and the small photo frames and small accessories placed on the hook rack on the wall give people a different feeling. The jasmine fragrance disinfectant is floating in the air, and the living room is full of praise, "Sister Tan, your home is so beautiful."
"By the way, Xia Wei, have you been to the girl's home in our class?" Liao Xuebing asked.
Xia Wei shook his head without thinking: "I haven't been there before. I went to Zhong Bai's house once. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the classmates gathered together, and they asked me to help bring tea and water."
Lao Liao kept sighing: "You are so helpful."
At the Mid-Autumn Festival party, Xia Wei watched other people's classmates drink, eat, play cards, sing, swim and play, but he could only play the role of welcoming and seeing off. Afterwards, he only ate half a cake in the kitchen, and he could not complain, saying that he was not sad was a lie. At that moment, he said pitifully: "Teacher Liao, this is the reason why I came to you Zhou An said you can let me."
When Liao Xuebing saw Tan Ziqing pick up the dishes, he hurriedly said, "I appreciate your spirit very much. Have a meal first, let's talk later."
As usual, four dishes and one soup, enoki mushrooms mixed with sprouts, crab roe croaker belly, braised pigeon with red wine, pepper and hemp waist, almond black chicken soup, bright color and fragrant. Although it is just an ordinary home-cooked dish, it really makes people's index fingers very excited.
After putting on the bowls and chopsticks, Liao Xuebing said, "Student Xia, why are you still standing there? Do you want me to serve you? Go and help the teacher serve the rice bowl."
Xia Wei was helpless and once again took on the role of running errands. He went into the kitchen to take a bowl of soup to scoop rice, piled it up into a small hill, pressed it hard and said, "I will hold you to death, I will hold you to death."
At this time, the crab roe is the most plump time. I put a piece of it in the mouth, it is delicate and tender, and I couldn't help but praise: "Good skills, Sister Tan, if anyone marrys you as your wife, I will enjoy a lifetime of fairy blessing." This aroused Tan Ziqing's worries and forced a smile: "I'm still young and don't want to get married so early."
Perhaps this is the only girl who does not discriminate against Xia Wei. He has a great affection for the kind sister Tan, and he also pays more attention to his image. He eats in front of beautiful women with an unusual manner. He can usually eat half a piece of meat in one second, but now it has been a minute and is still chewing in his mouth.
Liao Xuebing patted his back hard and smiled, "***, you kid is really a slutty man. What's the point of pretending? You just do whatever you want, don't be restrained. Isn't this a show on stage? Do you have to dress?"
Xia Wei was slapped by him, swallowed all the food, choked his throat, and coughed loudly. He was really crying and tears, and the beautiful image he had worked hard to build was undoubtedly destroyed.
"How can such a good dish be without alcohol? Classmate Xia, come to my house to carry a box of beer." Hand him the key: "In the refrigerator, go quickly and return quickly."
As he was talking, a knock on the door rang, Xia Wei said, "Sister Tan's guest is here, I'll open the door by the way."
When he heard the knock on the door, Tan Ziqing's face immediately turned gray. Liao Xuebing thought to himself and guessed that it was her little white-faced boyfriend who had arrived. Aoshui Apartment was located in a remote place, and only the little white-faced person knew that she lived here. Usually, there would be no property management staff coming to the door after six o'clock.
Liao Xuebing hurriedly said: "Xia Wei, wait a moment."
It was too late, Xia Wei smiled and said to the door, and with a bang, his whole body flew backwards from the door, landed on the ground and rolled a few times, but the momentum was still not stopped. He hit the sofa and stopped. He covered his stomach and twitched on the ground, his eyes widened, and the fine powder of the food he had just eaten gushed out from the corner of his mouth.
Four men walked in. The three in front looked ferocious and cold. Someone had a big scar on her face that was on her cheek, which looked even more fierce. The last one was Tan Ziqing's boyfriend, the famous soft rice ball.
Tan Ziqing threw down her chopsticks and stood up, "Chen Yaoyang! What are you doing? You are not welcome here at all!"
Lian Yinzi Chen Yaoyang rubbed his chin and sneered coldly: "If I had known you had raised a man, it was him. Both of them had eaten together. No wonder they wanted to break up with me, you bitch! I saw you in his car just now and knew that nothing good happened. It turned out that the adulterer and slut had already been hooked up with each other."
Liao Xuebing picked up a piece of pigeon meat and put it into his mouth, and poured all the vegetable juice into the bowl, without even looking at the team.
Chen Yaoyang lit a cigarette and shook his legs and said, "Hehe, I'm so scared that I only know how to eat? I'll come over immediately when I saw you together. This is my good brother. I'll scare you to death. Heilongtang's super invincible gold medal thug Shao Hongkun, I think you can beat Brother Kun no matter how good you are? You dare to show off your might in front of me, go eat shit!"
Scarfaced man Shao Hongkun hugged his chest tightly and said, "Monkey, this is the person you said to beat you twice last time? It doesn't look very good. You kid are fooling around in a nightclub all day and can't even beat a four-eyed frog. You're very serious immediately. I'll borrow Mr. Kun for a few days later."
Chen Yaoyang smiled and said, "Brother Kun, you can play whatever you want, mom! I have been pretending to be innocent with me. I haven't used real guns and ammunition for a few years. I have to enjoy it later."
Tan Ziqing was so beautiful that she couldn't help but take a few steps back: "Chen Yaoyang, you are so despicable and vulgar. You used to cheat me so hard." There were a few more people in the living room, and the space immediately became crowded. There was no way to retreat to the TV cabinet.
Xia Wei stood up on the sofa, wiped away the residue of the dishes, and couldn't understand what was going on. The pain was so severe that he instantly lost his hearing. Chen Yaoyang really showed his strength and scolded: "Tan Ziqing, you stinky bitch, you don't have enough men, and you'll find another one. I don't know how many people have fucked me before, so I'll wait for your mother to get married!" He rushed up and punched Xia Wei, hitting him all the way into the sofa.
He cursed, and there were Shao Hongkun and others who were brave enough to beat Liao Xuebing over the sofa. At the same time, he shouted: "Brother Kun, I have to help me deal with this adulterer, and the little bitch can be dealt with." Seeing that Liao Xuebing was still eating, he felt even more angry and his fists were raised high.
In an instant, the soup splashed everywhere and greasy black chicken pieces flew onto their faces. Liao Xuebing held a big bowl of almond black chicken soup in his hand, and Chen Yaoyang's fist was inserted into the bowl.
Shao Hongkun rubbed his eyes and just saw the man with his left hand and his right hand chopsticks. In the blink of an eye, Chen Yaoyang's fist, the rice bowl turned into a soup bowl and was automatically sent to his fist. The speed was really terrifying.
"If you are hungry, you don't have to be so anxious. I have chopsticks here." Liao Xuebing threw down the soup bowl and inserted the chopsticks into Chen Yaoyang's mouth. The chopsticks were long and penetrated into the tender and fragile throat. They poked out from the surface of the neck. Chen Yaoyang couldn't speak, and a string of blood foam appeared in his mouth.
Tan Ziqing screamed loudly and hurriedly covered her eyes. The bloody scene was too terrifying.
The other three snorted angrily, pulled out the iron stick he carried with him, and waved it to Liao Xuebing in the face. The front and left and right directions were all covered. Old Liao did not have three heads and six arms, and avoided two of them. He was hit hard on his left shoulder, and half of his body was suddenly in pain and numb.
He stepped on Chen Yaoyang's body who fell to the ground, jumped up in the air, and violently slapped the man on his right face.
Old Liao was wearing slippers, and his power was reduced by half. Even so, his face could not resist his thighs. The man's eyes were bulging, and his ears were buzzing, and he couldn't help but fly away. The slippers bounced into the air and rotated continuously, just falling on his face. He snapped, as if he was slapped in the face.
Shao Hongkun was quick to do his hands and feet, and he did not hesitate after the iron rod fell out. While he was kicking in the air, he flirted from bottom to top and actually hit Lao Liao's hips. The iron rod was so powerful that Lao Liao covered his lower body and curled it into a ball.
Chapter completed!