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Chapter 96 Tongue Twisters (Wednesday first chapter)

Subtitle of this chapter: A Jack Mary Sue from the east is coming, and a Mary Jack Sue from the west is coming.

Our Master Yuan began to become a literary mentor for young literary women.

"Let me explain it to you. You see, if this first book becomes popular, we can continue to write the second one. Let Jack or Mary Sue survive to the United States, well... let New York."

"Jack Mary Sue met someone who looks exactly the same as Mary Jack Sue on the streets of New York."

"Jack Mary Sue mistakenly believes that the other party is Mary Jack Sue, but the person who is considered Mary Jack Sue does not know Jack Mary Sue."

"Jack Mary Sue fell in love with Mary Jack Sue again, but Mary Jack Sue hates Jack Mary Sue very much because Mary Jack Sue has his own Jack Mary Sue in her heart."

"Jack Mary Sue is persistent in pursuing Mary Jack Sue, and Mary Jack Sue is gradually falling in love with Jack Mary Sue."

"Mary Jack Sue feels sorry for Jack Mary Sue in her heart, so she can't accept Jack Mary Sue's love for a long time."

"Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue discovered that Mary Jack Sue was Mary Jack Sue. Just when the ship was sunk, Mary Jack Sue lost her memory when she was rescued by someone else. She didn't remember that she was Mary Jack Sue."

"In the end, Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue got together..."

It's really tiring to speak like this, it's even more tiring than the traditional rumor of Cyris on "East and West". By the way, what did that rumor say... (Note 1)

Yuan Yan, whose tongue was knotted, panted for a while before saying, "You see, there is a second one."

Helen looked unconscious and could only light her head and express her admiration with a "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes," she said.

"Don't worry, there is a third book. Jack Mary Sue..."

Forget it, Su Don't Move anymore.

"Well, they finally recognized each other, but just as they were preparing for the wedding, one of them suddenly found out that he had a terminal illness..."

"The next one is a love story: he or she would rather be hated than let the other party be sad, so she deliberately acted as if she was in love with someone else, and even left New York with her suitor on the wedding day. The other one was naturally disappointed and threw herself into the arms of his or her suitor. Just when this one was about to get married, she accidentally learned the truth..."

"In the end, Jack and Mary Sue held a wedding, and the male and female bridesmen were their respective suitors..."

"Clang! The wedding bell rang out in the church, and this bell was also one of the death knives..."

"Helen, you see, there are only three books, just one trilogy!"

"Are you also familiar with the routines of TVBs and Korean dramas? Please remind me that if you want to write this, then write it yourself."

"Master Ball, do you really have no Gunner's function?"

"No."

"What a pity."

Forget it, I don’t have time to write this kind of Jack Mary Sue essay at the 8 o’clock level, but others have it!

Miss Helen Brown was so drunk that she couldn't help but murmured, "I'm so tired of you."

Yuan Yan suddenly waved his hand and said, "Hey, what's the matter, piece-of-cake. By the way, Helen, are you interested in writing a novel according to this idea?"

When Helen heard this, she shook her little head like a rattle and said, "Do I? I can't do it."

Our Master Yuan said in a tempting manner: "Why can't it work? I heard that you are also a writer and a very hard-working writer. There are only writers who don't write in this world. Where can I do it?"

Miss Brown said confidently: "I'm really OK?"

Yuan Yanshu naturally cheered her up and said, "Helen, you really can."

He thought for a while and said, "And you can read this kind of novel and make it into a movie... Well, it would be better to adapt it into a Broadway opera."

"Broadway opera?!" Helen is also a musical lover, so her eyes lit up as soon as she heard it, and she nodded immediately, "Then I'll try it. But I'm so lazy, you want to help others."

Master Yuan compared a swearing gesture and said, "No problem, I will write an outline and precautions for you another day."

Miss Brown asked in confusion: "Precautions? What is that?"

"Oh, I just teach you how to write that 'Su Hope'..."

They both walked into Nyu happily talking and laughing, and poor Mr. McCall was miserable and deserted... Well, it was not as deserted. The classmates next to him looked at the frustrated man with a sympathy.

The horse that had been chasing for so long was easily lifted off by a Chinese man. He didn't even know how to comfort him.

"I'm awesome. I'll go here, then goodbye. By the way, "The Lovely Chocolate" will be published soon. Do you want to modify it?"

"Of course not..."

After hearing this, Yuan Yan was about to shake her head and say-no, but suddenly a flash of inspiration came to mind. If this novel became popular, wouldn’t the “implanted advertisement” in it become popular?

Hehehe, if you ask you to threaten me, you will "repay evil with kindness" and insert advertisements for you for free!

And if this happens, maybe those guys can be busy, so I don’t have to worry about surveillance me!

Yes, that's it!

"Of course you can't be so careless! Helen, I'm about to tell you. I really want to modify it. You can wait."

Our Master Yuan took out a pen and took out a piece of paper, and wrote a few lines of words.

"Helen, you see, you've changed all these, and added this sentence."

"Okay, yeah." Miss Brown took it over and looked at it, and couldn't help but wonder, "But why did you modify it like this? And are you saying it true?"

Yuan Yanshu said naturally, "Of course it's true! Well, this modification is to improve the readers' sense of reality!"

"The reader's sense of reality?"

"Okay, class is coming soon. I'll explain it to you if I have the chance."

Yuan Yan said goodbye to Miss Brown and walked into the classroom with everyone... Hey, does this brother John look at me with such a look?

It seems that this revenge is afflicted. It’s just that there are too many lice and no worries about debt. I have to deal with four anarchist fighters in mahjong at the same table, and there are not many young masters like you. The six of us combined just happen to play the "big monster way".

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Note 1: A Rinpoche came to the east, and a Rinpoche came to the west, and a Rinpoche sold for a cut cake.

Rinpoche ordered one or two to cut cakes, and sold the cut cakes and cut one pound of cut cakes.

Rinpoche should not sell one pound of cut cakes for one pound of cut cakes. If you sell one pound of cut cakes, you must sell one pound of cut cakes for one pound of cut cakes.

If you don’t want one or two to cut a cake, Rinpoche will smash it with one pound of cut a cake. If you don’t want to sell one pound of cut a cake, you won’t want to sell one pound of cut a cake. If you don’t want to sell one or two of cut a cake, you can sell all the cakes.

If you want to sell a pound of cut cakes, but not a pound of cut cakes, you will find a bunch of cut cakes.

If you don’t want to cut a pound of cake, Rinpoche, who wants to buy one or two pieces of cake, turns around and find a bunch of Rinpoches.

Don't know...
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