Subtitle of this chapter: Renovation of old jokes

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"Ladies and gentlemen. My friend Mr. Albert Einstein is a good man!"

After saying this, our Master Yuan began to count down in his heart, 10, 9, 8...

Almost ten seconds passed, and the moment the audience was just starting to feel a little impatient.

Yuan Yan suddenly drew a cross on her chest devoutly and said very solemnly: "So after Mr. Einstein's death, he will definitely be summoned by the Lord and go to heaven!"

"Um……"

For Christians, this must be a "blessing"... Well, the audience felt that this "blessing" tasted wrong. Could this Chinese be cursing "his friend Albert" to die.

Before everyone could come back, Master Yuan changed his tone of regret and said, "When he went to heaven, he found that it was actually quite crowded. After all, there were so many devout believers who wanted to go up, so just like in college, he lived in a collective dormitory."

"ah……"

Everyone doesn't understand. Is this Chinese telling a joke? But this joke doesn't seem so funny.

This time, Yuan Yan suddenly said in a brisk tone: "Mr. Einstein found that his dormitory was from a four-person room. When he went there, three devout souls had already lived in it."

He stopped giving everyone time to respond and continued: "The three residents were very happy to see his arrival, because they all recognized their new roommate as a great scientist."

"The first guest said, 'Welcome, Mr. Einstein. By the way, my IQ is 120.'"

"My friend Albert said very appreciatively, after hearing this, "That's great, sir. We can discuss relativity together in the future."

"The second person walked up and said, 'Hello, Mr. Einstein. By the way, my IQ is 100."

"Albert said quite satisfied: 'That's good, sir. Let's talk about math together.'"

"Then……"

He started counting out again, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

These five seconds made everyone's appetites hang up,

Just when everyone couldn't bear it, Yuan Da Order revealed the answer: "Then he saw me. As my friend, he naturally said with surprise and joy: 'Neo, I didn't expect that we would meet here! I originally thought you wouldn't come to heaven, I thought we could...'"

He turned around and smiled at Einstein, then shouted to the audience: "He thought for a while and said, 'Neo. Why don't you tell me about the stock trend tomorrow!"

“…”

The whole audience was quiet for a while, but not long after, someone laughed out loud.

"ha……"

The first one to laugh out loud was the great magician himself.

"Ha ha……."

Several smart people who have fast brains also followed Yuan Yanshu's ideas.

"Hahaha……"

After all, it was Princeton University. Some people in the venue finally got the joke.

“Hahahahahahaha…”

This is the joke. As long as a movie laughs out loud, others will laugh no matter whether they understand or not.

The audience burst into laughter, but Yuan Yan Shu kept his calm expression.

After waiting for three or four minutes, everyone finally laughed almost. Yuan Yan suddenly frowned exaggeratedly and said dissatisfiedly: "I was naturally very unhappy when I heard this, so I said to him: 'Albert, stocks are not urgent. We finally waited for you, and finally gathered four people. Then we can...'"

"I've played mahjong!"

“Hahaha…hahaha…”

This "chasing" made the audience laugh again.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please don't laugh. I tell you, mahjong and relativity really have something in common."

After waiting for another three or four minutes, when the field was slightly quiet, Master Yuan said seriously: "According to my understanding, general theory of relativity means that the cause of gravity is the time and space bending caused by matter and energy in time and space. Then when playing mahjong, the money in everyone's pockets is also bending due to luck and level, and they all went to the pockets of players with the best luck and the strongest skills..."

"All friends who have played mahjong know this!"

"Hahaha...hahaha...hahaha..."

"WELL, WELL, WELL. I've said too much. If I continue, my friend Albert won't have to go on stage." Yuan Yan suddenly began to tell his conclusion.

"If, if, who didn't understand what he was talking about today, then..."

“Welcome to Princeton Mahjong Club. Now let’s welcome my friends…”

"Mr. Albert Einstein!"

"Smack, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

The audience received warm applause. On the one hand, they praised his wonderful warm speech, and on the other hand, they welcomed the real protagonist today - the greatest scientist of the 20th century.

The great magician stepped forward and hugged the Gray Knight, then walked onto the podium and said directly: "Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, my friend, Mr. Neo, for giving such a wonderful description of my theory of relativity. So..."

"I am also a mahjong lover now!"

“Hahaha…hahaha…”

"Baoba...baoba..."

"The Relativity Mahjong Club was founded in December 1920 and was named Princeton Mahjong Club. Like various mahjong clubs on the East Coast of the United States, this mahjong club was originally a branch of Club No. 144. The founders were two Chinese students from Princeton University, Wu Fu and Xisheng Duan."

"In April 1921, Mr. Albert Einstein, the greatest scientist of the 21st century, and Mr. Neo Yuan, the greatest promoter in the history of the mahjong movement, became honorary members of Princeton Mahjong Club. In order to commemorate this incident, the president of the mahjong club initially wanted to change the name to 'Einstein Yuan Mahjong Club'. However, at the end of Mr. Yuan's insistence, he changed the name to the relativity mahjong club."

"Because of the joining of the two of them and the strong support of Princeton President John G Hepburn, this small mahjong club, which originally had only a dozen people, became a large club with more than 500 members in just one month. At that time, it was the second mahjong club in the United States after Club 144 in New York. Later, the Mahjong Club of Relativity was also one of the earliest members of the American Mahjong League."

"Since then, mahjong has become the most popular entertainment sport at Princeton University. The "Relative Cup" mahjong competition is held every April. This is the top mahjong event second only to the four mahjong Opens in the United States."
Chapter completed!