Chapter 44: Don't patronize yourself
How can I wait until I finish writing the hat before reading it? I immediately cut out the Yuexiang homework page and enter the college forum.
The screen of ridicule shocked him. Most of them mocked Li Zi for mistakenly treating dogs who like to eat shit as perverts, while the other half were mocking him and Xiaohong for even picking cold-sex and liked to eat while it was hot.
I clicked on several posts of certified writers from the Literature and Arts Association, and saw a comprehensive report on the incident. All the evidence pointed to him and Xiaohong eating shit, including the proof that Wenrui spoke personally.
"Yes, I heard the dog spirit say it smells so good and I want to eat it. Later I think it's really not like a pervert. Perverts won't hide outside the toilet. Just staring at Huang Cancan's things, I keep sighing how fragrant it is."
The hat clenched his fists and roared: "Lu Anru! Come out for me!"
The sound shook the world, and Ella was the first to come, and he patted the door to confirm Lu Anru's safety.
"An Ru, are you okay? If you have anything to say, don't fight."
Facing a head-on battle, winning or losing is hard to tell, she is afraid that the hat will take shortcuts. Especially in the junior high school entrance examination, the hat can change into a soft pad that allows hundreds of people to pass, and the terrifying level is unbearable to think about.
After rinsing, Lu Anru changed into her pajamas and wrapped her hair hat, and walked out leisurely.
He shook the hat with a fussy contempt and slanted his eyes and reported his safety to the worried people outside the door: "It's okay, the hat has been updated a long time ago, I'll give him psychological counseling."
"Okay, live in peace."
Ella made many more advices with heartfelt words to disperse the two gossip groups that surrounded her.
Lu Anru rubbed the dry hair hat and stimulated the constant temperature drying system inside. When he walked to the hat, his hair was already dry.
Unbutton the buckle, hang it on the hook to put things on, and turn your head to meet the fiery gaze waiting for explanation.
Hat looked at a more confused look than him. If he hadn't known the little magical character too much, he might have easily fooled him.
He insisted on being hard-hearted to the end, pushed the computer into Lu Anru's eyes, and asked fiercely: "You made such a big formation and entrust Mou Xinyue to find Yi Yin, but in the end he made an excuse that the dog could not change his shit, and he created a momentum to humiliate Xiaohong and me?"
"This has nothing to do with humiliation. Secondly, there is no need to care about the process. You must look at the good results. You and Xiaohong are both freed. In the future, Xiaohong will not have any psychological burden on the outside world. You don't have to go in and squat for half a year, and everyone will be happy."
Lu Anru didn't look at the microcomputer, unscrewed the rose essential oil and patted it evenly on his face.
The strong breathing showed the danger signals that could not be ignored. Stop the action and patiently guided: "You can change your image at will. Don't go out and admit that you are that yellow dog. No one knows you are. I remember that the Fire Fox tribe looks very beautiful. The dazzling hair of the Spirit Master can be compared with the phoenix of the bird, the phoenix of the bird, and Xiaohong can slowly evolve into its original appearance."
The hat was furious. When he saw Lu Anru's hint at the door, he lowered his voice in dismay: "You know that this period will take a process!"
Lu Anru grabbed Xiaohong who was thinking on the bed, reached out and handed it to her hat, and whispered: "Don't just patronize yourself, I just know how to stand up for the wrongdoing. Ask him for his opinion."
The hat stared at Xiaohong and conveyed a supportive attitude with a tough look.
Xiaohong drooped her head, and looked listless, and whispered: "Brother Hat, I think it's good to get things done like this. From now on, I can be a puppy and accompany Sasha to and from school. When I see her rest during the break, I won't arouse others' suspicion."
All the anger of the hat made her surprise. Xiaohong rubbed her pointed cheeks with her claws and said self-deprecatingly: "I know you are standing up for me. I'm making you feel embarrassed like this, but I just hope to protect Sasha and make her less bullying. Sorry, Brother Hat, it's really," Sorry.
"Needless to say, I can understand."
The hat interrupted Xiaohong's hoarse voice and patted her head with her bright yellow fat paws.
Lu Anru let go of the little brown fox and pushed the microcomputer back, which also blocked the explanation that the hat was difficult to speak.
"Write it quickly. Today is a bit too much. I don't want to stay up late with you."
The cold and heartless words made me feel relieved and grimaced at the other party at the same time as Lu Anru. I clicked into the C-C-fighting operation interface and worked hard.
Lu Anru slept for ten hours and got up with Ella to go to the cafeteria of the West Campus.
The bean paste buns and salty tofu brain here in the morning tasted great, which attracted many people to come far away just to eat.
Due to his height disadvantage, it is easy to get rid of people in line. Lu Anru consciously takes up a seat every time, and Ella queues up to buy it.
Today, when I entered the cafeteria, I saw a very strange scene. There were few people in front of the dining table, and people were all surrounded by the window, not knowing what they were doing.
The best friends exchanged glances, and Ella shouted: "I'm going, can we come late and rob it?"
"Go and have a look."
Lu Anru pulled Ella and first came to the salted tofu brain table. He saw the big pot full of fragrant and hot tofu brain. He looked up at the chef and confirmed that no one had been replaced.
For a moment, my best friend became a monk.
Ella took out the meal card and asked tentatively: "Hello, can I buy it?"
The chef nodded, raised his hand to the card swipe machine to make a request, and said with a smile: "Yes, just swipe."
"OK."
The two of them put the prepared salted tofu brain and bean paste buns on the dining plate and found an empty table to sit down.
Lu Anru took up the spoon in surprise, scooped out a bit of tofu brain, put it in his mouth and tasted it, and continued to scoop out a large mouthful.
While sending buns into her mouth, Ella wondered and muttered: "It's so strange, are people collectively distorted?"
"Eat it, it's rare not to queue up. Instead of worrying about meaningless things, it's better to make a few more bowls." Lu Anru did his meal seriously.
"Okay, I'll fight now." Ella took action.
After the two of them killed Wuwan like a relief, Ella touched her very supportive belly and said happily: "It's so good. I hope to enjoy this special case every day in the future."
"Wow! It's really cool."
With a scream of exclamation, Ella raised her eyes to look for like-minded people. She found that the other party had not spoken to her at all, and the voice came from the crowd.
After the exclamation, many people praised him with emotion: "It really feels amazing. Ye Zi, did you quickly get rid of control and restore your health by relying on this magical medicine?"
"Yes." A familiar voice pretending to be deep and familiar.
"Oh, no wonder, I heard that the three Hakka brothers who were in the same magic trick are still in the hospital. This medicine is so powerful, I will buy 50."
"I'll buy 100!"
"That's how it looks, the price of a single pill is fair 500 yuan. Unfortunately, I have a relatively small deposit, so I'll book 30 pills first."
Ella opened her big red lips speechlessly, pointed to Lu Anru by the window where the crowd was crowded, and whispered: "Grandma, this kid is cheating openly, let's go and clean up him."
Chapter completed!