In order to prevent Huang Dagui, Huang Ergui and his two villains reported to the emperor with qigong after seeing their actions. After Gao Qiu finished his "epileptic" and then quickly replied to the posture of being a disabled person who begged for money.

Unexpectedly, due to panic, the broken bowl in front of him was accidentally turned over and the copper plate inside rolled out.

Seeing that Gao Qiu was about to get up and ran out to pick up the copper plate, Gao Qiu was in a hurry to use his skills, and a move of "rooster chopping mud" and a move of "evil dog grab food" were used together, and he hooked the two rolled copper plates to fly into the air in time and then flew back into the broken bowl.

Fortunately, Huang Dagui and Huang Ergui were staring at the passing beauty wholeheartedly, but did not see Gao Qiu's abnormal movement.

Although Zhao Ji's act of making Gao Qiu a disabled beggar made Gao Qiu feel so angry that his teeth were broken. But what made people's glasses suddenly stumble was that the fake disabled begging method, which was invented by Emperor Zhao Ji of the Song Dynasty and led by the Grand Marshal Gao Qiu, was indeed a trick that could make people get rich quickly - this is probably the reason why modern people follow it.

Generally speaking, people passing by Gao Qiu can take out a handful of their pockets and tears in their eyes. Almost all of them are moved by this "disabled beggar". They almost all of them are covered with three or four tears of sympathy and take out a round copper plate. Even the authentic beggar who makes a living by begging actually wipes their tears and "selflessly dedicates" the food they picked up or donated by others to "beggar Gao".

Look, when an old beggar in rags saw Gao Qiu from a distance, he was shocked and ran up hurriedly.

When the old beggar ran closer and confirmed that the person lying on the ground was really a disabled beggar, the surprise on his face instantly turned into infinite grief and great sympathy.

"God and Xiaodi Dad!" The old beggar looked up at the high blue sky and shouted sadly, then lowered his head to look at Gao Qiu, and said in an extremely painful and absolutely choked tone: "I... I always thought I was the most pitiful beggar in the world, but I didn't expect there was a disabled beggar who was ten thousand times more pitiful than me!"

After saying that, the old beggar's tears "gurgled" and couldn't stop coming out.

The old beggar stretched out his hand with great grief and "scoop" a palm of tears on his face, "Bow

"White swung out casually...

Generally speaking, people who are beggars have not been educated and have poor civility. When making moves, few people will notice other people's feelings.

The old beggar's tears, which were 500 milliliters, immediately sprayed on Gao Qiu's head like a shower head watering. After a "rattle" sound, the head of "Gao Beiguai" was soaked into an old turtle that came out of the water.

"Mom Xipi! I poured the smelly sewage on my Taiwei Gao's head. I'm tired of living..." Gao Qiu cursed in his heart. When he just glared at the eyes and punched the old beggar, he changed his mind and had to force him to hold it back.

"No! If you want to send this old beggar to the West, you have to fist and change your posture. If Huang Dagui and Huang Ergui see it, they will report to the emperor. Then my grand lieutenant's hat is just..." Gao Qiu thought of this, and he had to pour out his infinite hatred and an ancient brain on Zhao Ji's head: "You bastard emperor, I am a disabled person with great martial arts skills. I can't beat an old beggar. I will sting my nose and a hornet bite my ears!"

The old beggar did not notice Gao Qiu's vicious reaction at all, and was only looking for something to touch his body, thinking about donating to this extremely pitiful disabled beggar.

Seeing the old beggar touching the dirty black body, Gao Qiu couldn't help but scolded him in his heart in anger: "You old thief beggars so much that you really think of me as a stinky beggar. If I hadn't been able to move at this time, I would have twisted your hands and feet and made you an authentic disabled beggar."

After some search and touching, the old beggar found a small cloth bag wrapped in rags the size of a hand towel. After the small torn bag was opened, a rice ball appeared inside.

The rice ball was so bad that it emitted a disgusting odor because it had been covered for too long.

As the odor penetrated Gao Qiu's nostrils, Gao Qiu's face immediately looked like he was so uncomfortable that he was almost dying, and his whole body was covered with goose bumps the size of soybeans.

The old beggar couldn't help but let out a uncomfortable "uh" from his throat.

The old beggar stretched his head to one side, took a sip of the air that was lighter in the smell of bad smell on the side, then covered his nose with one hand, took out the ball of bad rice with the other hand, and reached in front of Gao Qiu's mouth and nose.

, in a sympathetic tone, said in a crying tone: "Beggar... Brother Beggars, brother, I haven't gotten a higher-end food than this. Although this rice ball has passed its shelf life and the odor is a little serious, our beggar's nose has long been numb, and our stomachs have adapted to it. After eating it, there will be basically no vomiting or diarrhea. Come, swallow it."

Because Gao Qiu was unprepared, he didn't know whether to swallow or refuse. He had no choice but to hold his breath, press his anger and vaguely: "Then...then...then..."

Seeing that Gao Qiu's face was not as fast as a crocodile saw his prey, the old beggar bit the rotten rice ball and swallowed it in a hurry. He couldn't help but urged strangely: "Hey? Why didn't you quickly bit the rice ball tightly and swallow it in one bite? Didn't you say that the food has been out of food for five days?"

Gao Qiu was stopped. Facing the rice balls that were pressed against the tip of his nose and rushed to his respiratory system, Gao Qiu could only keep saying, "I...I..."

"My bad! Swallow it soon!" The old beggar with a straightforward temper and full of good intentions just glared at Gao Qiu and tears came out again: "Brother... brother, after eating, if you have any... if you have any requirements, just say, always beg me... I..."

The old beggar was so sad that he couldn't continue to say anything. He cried loudly. After wiping down a handful of tears again and throwing them on Gao Qiu's face, he said sadly: "I'm the same... I'm the same person in the world, I'm the same... why do you know each other? If you don't want to eat, I... I'll feed you, come, and lift your head!"

The old beggar said, pressing the back of Gao Qiu's head with one hand, and then trying to stuff the rotten rice ball into Gao Qiu's mouth with the other hand.

"Don't! Don't stuff it!" Gao Qiu shook his head and shouted, then lied: "Put it in the bowl! I've eaten something worse than this rice ball just now. The leftovers of fast food picked up by someone else from the trash can."

"What? You... have you used fast food?" The old beggar said in surprise: "Didn't you say that in another five minutes, you will starve to death?"

"That...that's what you said before eating fast food." Gao Qiu said: "It's easy to say, I forgot to change the word."
Chapter completed!