Chapter 116: Granny Cao is going to eat eight treasures porridge for Song Huizong
After saying that, Grandma Cao turned to a young man in the store and said evilly: "You thief, I'm maintaining public order, but you took the opportunity to watch the fun. Go! Get in the bucket and grab some eight-treasure porridge, and dispel these old thick-skinned beggars!"
When Zhao Ji was a child, the milk he drank was delicious and delicious. He didn't know what the sautéed and what the rice was. But after hearing these words, the sixth feeling told him that it was a winking word, so he felt cold and asked Gao Qiu: "What is Eight Treasure Porridge?"
At this time, Gao Qiu and Cai Jing were busy shook their heads and replied to Grandma Cao's words: "Hey, no, no! Don't want Babao porridge, don't want it, don't want it at all."
After the answer was finished, Gao Qiu simply said to Zhao Ji: "'Eight Treasure Porridge' is the most unpalatable thing on earth."
"The name of Babao Porridge is quite nice!" Zhao Ji was not only a little moved, but also wanted to act.
"That's sausage, not authentic eight-treasure porridge." Cai Jing said quietly to Zhao Ji.
"These beggars and begging for conditions, which is a joke to death by foreigners." After Grandma Cao said that, she turned to Zhao Ji and the other two and said, "I don't get a penny in my pocket, I still want to eat meat pies, so I'm talking about strange things!"
"We have money! We will definitely give money." Gao Qiu said hurriedly.
"Let's give the money twice!" Cai Jing added to Grandma Cao anxiously.
Grandma Cao laughed out loud, then waved to Zhao Ji and said, "Don't want the eight-treasure porridge in the bucket, just open it all!"
After saying that, Grandma Cao deliberately picked up a meat pie from the cage, stretched and stretched into Zhao Ji's mouth a few times, and then said proudly: "The only one in this world, Grandma Cao can take the land anytime, anywhere, and grab the fragrant land, fresh land, beautiful meat pie, stuff it into your mouth!"
Speaking of this, Grandma Cao opened her mouth wide and bit her meat pie, chewed at Zhao Ji, "Hmph! You are so greedy, you beggar!"
Besides, Pan Jinlian, who was fooled by Wang Po, heard that she wanted to "dock" the blind old man who was not only thin as a leather jacket hanging on a hanger, but also faced with a "Xi Shi" beauty or a "dinosaur" ugly girl, and suddenly felt her scalp numb as if it was on electricity. She suddenly felt that there was a small reptile in her spine and was creeping into her forehead.
"A blind man who is as thin as a leather jacket, except for being a fortune teller, can only be a "health care worker" in a blind massage room. How could he be a local tycoon? This is not a matchmaking center, but a 'scammer'; Wang Po is not having a blind date, but digging a trap. It seems that Wang Po is going to take ruthless action." Pan Jinlian's mind flew around like the wheel of a shared bicycle, and her heart was filled with fear.
If Pan Jinlian was a watermelon worm, she would have been scared into a watermelon worm group.
However, although Pan Jinlian's heart was so pounding that she almost hit a hole in her chest and jumped outside because of fear, she knew clearly that she had to calm down now, at least on the surface she had to pretend to be calm.
"If you want to be attacked by Wang Chou Po immediately, you can only deal with her in a fake role, and then after creating a favorable opportunity, you suddenly run out." After Pan Jinlian made up her mind, she immediately stopped and dragged the maid of the so-called "blind old man in leather clothes", and then pretended to believe it was true and said to Wang Po: "How can I match me with a skinny fortune teller?"
"Aren't you looking for a rich man? This sweet and sour pork ribs with only eye sockets and no eyeballs are not a fortune teller, but a rich man with the least money." Wang Po said decently.
"How could the tycoon lose weight like a leather windbreaker every day?" Pan Jinlian pretended to blame and question.
"When they registered, they wrote about a rich man, I can't force themselves to say that they are old sluts, right?" Wang Po said.
Pan Jinlian forced a smile and said perfunctorily: "Can Mom Wang change me? The rich man with rotating eyes in his eyes and soft flesh on his body?"
"Before the professional thug arrives, we must stabilize this guy so that she will not force her to pass the barrier." Wang Po thought about it and pretended to be very happy to Pan Jinlian: "No problem! Customer-first service is the first priority, and it is Wang Po's biggest service purpose in the marriage agency."
Wang Po said to the maid: "Go and carry in the late-stage cancer patient with one arm and three more toes behind the sweet and sour pork ribs!"
"Yes!" After the maid said that, she was going to take "end-stage cancer patients" with fewer arms and more toes.
"Slow!" Pan Jinlian called the maid again and asked Wang Po, "Why are they all disabled? Do you have shares in the welfare enterprise and have horizontal contact?"
"This 'latest cancer patient' is a professional partner based on your special needs. This person is also the most wealthy and richest man!" After saying that, Wang Po said, and gave a hint to the maid, saying something in his words: "Then you go and look at the door first. As soon as the 'professional personnel' arrives, report immediately."
"Yes!" The maid nodded understandingly and turned toward the door.
Pan Jinlian pretended to be dissatisfied and said to Wang Po: "You are saying that you have three guarantees. These are either three more toes or two less eyes. How can you use three guarantees?"
Wang Po: "My Wang Po said that if you can get three guarantees, you can get three guarantees!"
"Three guarantees refer to repair, replacement and refund!" Pan Jinlian said: "If you go buy a mobile phone, they will give you only one without a display screen; if you buy a small car, they will give you one without a wheel, can they still implement three guarantees?"
"My three packs are different." Wang Po said with his fingers: "The first pack, what is introduced to you, the pack is a man, not a woman; the second pack is written in the registration book, the pack is a rich man, not a poor man; this third pack! If there is a quality problem within a week, for example, it turns out that there is only one arm, but it turns out to be two..."
"Hey!" Pan Jinlian said hurriedly: "This person must be able to grow arms in a week. In a year, it will not be like a centipede, with arms and thighs all over his body?"
"This really turns into a centipede." Wang Po corrected: "I just said wrong. If the arm is gone within a week, as long as it is not caused by humans, I will withdraw it!"
Pan Jinlian said: "Then... that cancer is going to die within a week. Can you change to the late stage of diabetes like buying a TV?"
"Not bad! You can also choose to switch to the late stage of hypertension." After saying that, Wang Po said to Pan Jinlian: "You can pay now, right?"
"Now there is no way out, so I can only escape quickly." Pan Jinlian said in her heart, pretending to be smiling at Wang Po: "Hehe! Sorry, Mom Wang, I don't have the one you matched me."
Pan Jinlian said while putting the package on her back, and then suddenly stood up. Just as she was about to rush to the door, Wang Po had already stepped forward to block the way.
Since the thug has not arrived yet, Po Wang had to pretend to be a little kind and smiled dryly: "What are you doing when you stand up? Sit down and chat, sit down and chat, and if you have any ideas, you can communicate with me at any time!"
Chapter completed!