Chapter 113: The Temptation of Yuanbao Head
"No! My original impulse has appeared, don't stop me..." Zhao Ji stared at the pig's head from afar, and said uncontrollably: "I... I must bite you, I... I can't extricate myself, I only have you in my heart without it!"
Gao Qiu said to Zhao Ji anxiously: "Gangmaster, why are you so impulsive?"
Cai Jing also said to Zhao Ji strangely: "Gangmaster, what kind of impulse do you have?"
"Yes...yes..." Zhao Ji said: It's "The greedy cat's impulse when he saw the sashimi, the little Japanese guy saw the flower girl..."
"That won't work!" Gao Qiu and Cai Jingqi said anxiously: "The leader must control himself!"
However, Zhao Ji could no longer control it. He suddenly exerted force, broke away from the two of them, and took two steps forward.
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing caught up urgently and dragged Zhao Ji again.
"Pig heads and pig brains are inferior foods that are explicitly prohibited in the palace." Cai Jing whispered to Zhao Ji.
"This thing is not nutritious, has poor taste, and cannot be eaten!" Gao Qiu warned.
Zhao Ji looked at the pig's head anxiously and impulsively, wishing he could fly over, hold it tightly, and then bit it desperately.
"I... my brakes have failed, I'm no longer able to control them!" Zhao Ji's body was "swinging" like sitting on a tractor, and his saliva was drizzling like drizzling in his mouth.
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing looked at each other with heavy expressions.
Gao Qiu said to Zhao Ji: "Master, please hold on first. Let's hold an emergency meeting to discuss solutions that can satisfy your desires."
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing knew very well that if Emperor Zhao had any three and two shortcomings, he had only one destination, that is, he would go into the grave like a low-level animal.
After saying that, Gao Qiu and Cai Jing stretched out their hands and grabbed Zhao Ji tightly, then touched their heads and quietly discussed.
"The emperor's spirit is like a car's brake failure, it has malfunctioned, it has lost control, and it is still very serious!" Cai Jing said anxiously.
"To eliminate the emperor's mental failure, you can only turn the steering wheel and turn the front of the car!" Gao Qiu said.
"How to adjust? This is the front of the emperor's car!" Cai Jing said anxiously.
"Look for a beautiful girl! Only the beautiful girl can catch the emperor's attention and lead the emperor to a safe area." Gao Qiu said.
"The impulse is the pig's head, which has nothing to do with the beauty." Cai Jing said: "It's like cigarette butts and duck's heads. Although they are both heads, one is chewing and the other is smoking, which is not universal!"
"That's true!" Gao Qiu thought, "The emperor is a greedy impulse, not that..."
At this moment, Zhao Ji couldn't help but struggle and shouted at the pig's head in the shop: "Let me go, I urgently need the pig's head to solve the actual problem..."
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing rushed to stop Zhao Ji even more vigorously.
Cai Jing quietly said to Gao Qiu: "Now only that stinky ingot head can stabilize the emperor!"
Gao Qiu nodded and agreed, "Looking at the emperor, these cigarette butts really cannot replace the duck head."
"How could the emperor have such a rare bad impulse?" Cai Jing asked Gao Qiu quietly:
Gao Qiu thought for a while and said, "The emperor has been living in the palace. He comes to him as soon as he reaches out and bites him. He can do whatever he wants. He has a natural way of thinking. He has long developed the bad habit of stuffing food into his mouth when he sees delicious food."
"That's right!" Cai Jing agreed, "So when he saw something he likes to eat outside, he couldn't help but want to stuff it into his mouth!"
"And it can't control itself, it's hard to extricate itself!" Gao Qiu said.
Cai Jing said: "Now the emperor must be clear that it is a rotten and deteriorated ingot head, a harmful substance that can keep people from eating them into the bathroom."
Zhao Ji stretched out his hand again and couldn't help but start shouting: "I can't hold on anymore. Come on Yuanbaotou quickly, come on Yuanbaotou quickly... I... wait for you to come, I'll wait for you to come!"
Gao Qiu grabbed Zhao Ji and said anxiously to Cai Jing: "In this way, you rushed forward urgently, grabbed the pig's head and used martial arts, and flew the ingot head into a distance that the emperor could never find!"
"You didn't see the emperor's desire, which is stronger than that of wild beasts seeing prey? I'll be in great trouble." When Cai Jing said this, he suddenly sniffed a few times as if he had discovered a new world, and woke up and said to Gao Qiu: "It's not right! Since it's a stinky pig's head, the smell we smell is so fresh and fragrant, which means there are other delicacies nearby."
"Yes! And it's nearby!" Gao Qiu, who had also woken up, said in agreement, and then said, "Hurry up and smell the nose and find it out."
Just as Zhao Ji was about to shout again: "Come on Yuanbao Head, I'll wait for you to come." Gao Qiu who was blocking Zhao Ji, Cai Jing rushed to send an echo to Zhao Ji: "The problem has been found."
"So!" Zhao Ji said happily: "Did I have the ingot head to eat?"
Gao Qiu did not answer immediately. He further grabbed Zhao Ji tightly, and then hinted at Cai Jing.
Cai Jing let go of Zhao Ji, turned around and rushed towards his nose, and went to find the source of the fragrance.
Gao Qiu then said to Zhao Ji: "Gang Master, that ingot head is not a delicacy, it is a designated item for beggars and beggar ladies."
Zhao Ji said dissatisfiedly: "Aren't we just beggars now?"
Gao Qiu whispered: "But we are a copycat."
"I don't care!" Zhao Ji twisted his body like a child and said with a temper: "When in the palace, they always force me to eat shark fin elephant trunk, monkey brain and bear paws, and never give me ingot heads, pig intestines and other favorite foods."
Zhao Ji continued with a sad face: "I can never eat anything I want, it's not a life for people!"
Gao Qiu quickly whispered: "That's the rule of the palace. Who made you the emperor?"
"I ran out of the palace secretly, just to find beautiful girls in the palace who were not available to eat in the palace?" Zhao Ji said that and then said to Gao Qiu: "Do you know what I like most?"
Gao Qiu said, "It's not the ingot head, right?"
"It's also the ingot head!" Zhao Ji suddenly showed sweet memories on his face: "When I was a child, I ate ingot head every day, especially the kind that was already a little smelly. Wow! That thing is so delicious! I'm so happy to eat!"
Speaking of this, Zhao Ji's face suddenly wailed: "But since I became the prince, I have never... When I think of those delicious ingots, I will be as hard to control myself and unable to…"
Zhao Ji suddenly turned around and rushed out to the "Eunuch Zhu's Head" store, posing to grab the pig's head, and couldn't help but shout: "Hurry! Let the fat boss put the ingot head on the table, put the soy sauce, MSG and vinegar, I want to... turn it..."
Chapter completed!