Chapter 103: Gao Qiu Vs Little Miscellaneous Dogs
It is said that after being bitten by rabies in the Northern Song Dynasty, although there were also epidemic prevention injections to be given, most of the epidemic prevention vaccines at that time were fake. Not only did they not have an immune effect, but they would delay the best time for treatment because they thought they had received the injection. Instead, they would rather not take it.
Gao Qiu, the Grand Marshal of the Song Dynasty, knew this very well. He knew that as long as he was bitten by a little dog, there would be only one toe, that is, he first stretched his head like a rabies and rushed up to bite people and bite them, and then he was knocked unconscious by someone like a mad dog, like a mad dog, and then kicked his four feet to see the King of Hell.
Since this is the case, Gao Qiu could not help but respond immediately.
Seeing the little dog biting him, Gao Qiu shuddered as if he had rabies and had to quickly retract his feet that were heading towards the grass.
Dogs avoided teeth, but...
With a "bang" sound, as a black splash splashed, Gao Qiu was submerged in the stinky ditch water without thinking.
The smelly ditch is not deep. If Gao Qiu jumped to the top of the palace wall with normal procedures and then jumped forward like jumping off a building and committing suicide, he would not only not fall into the water, but he might also pinch the throat of the little dog and let the little dog meet the dog Hell. Even if it falls into the ditch, he would not "pull" in the sewage ditch.
However, it is impossible to drown or choke Gao Qiu to death.
Just as the water surface of the stinky ditch gradually calmed down, the little dog beside the water glared and looked for traces of "invaders" on the water surface, suddenly a "whistleblow" sounded, and Gao Qiu stared at the strange eyes suddenly emerged from the stinky water.
Gao Qiu frightened the little dog very much, and the little dog jumped three feet away.
Gao Qiu, who was standing in the deep sewage at waist, coughed repeatedly, and kept spitting out black water, looking embarrassed, like a pig or a dog.
At this moment, Cai Jing and Zhao Ji were heard from the palace walls. I don’t know whether it was deliberately teasing or really not clear about it.
"Lao Gao, did you let the terrorists break into the stinky ditch? You have to hold on. It's not that I don't help you, the emperor needs me even more..." This was Cai Jing's duck-like voice.
"You guy, there are obviously terrorists, but you just say that everything is normal and you deserve it!" This is Zhao Ji's crisp baritone.
"Old Gao, the emperor ordered you to use Sanda Kung Fu immediately to beat the terrorists one by one, making a mess!" Cai Jing's "duck scream" this time was not like a fake imperial edict.
After hearing this, Gao Qiu quickly wiped the sewage from his face and replied loudly: "No...no terrorists, emperor... Emperor, the responsibility for such serious consequences is not me, it is caused by the little dog "one dog."
In an instant, the laughter of Zhao Ji and Cai Jing came from the palace walls.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Ji's voice with laughter came from the palace wall: "Haha... OK, I just met a terrifying puppy, but I didn't meet a terrorist!"
Hearing that Zhao Ji and the others not only expressed their condolences for their misfortune, but were laughing wildly, Gao Qiu couldn't help but cursed in his heart: "Mom Xipi! You scattered emperor, in order to make you happy after leaving the palace, I was both scared and scared, and I also drank a lot of chemical beverages with carcinogens, but you... you scattered me even teased me..."
Besides, the little dog ran away in fear and did not walk far away. Seeing Gao Qiu standing in the stinky ditch, it had not left, and was still talking for a few miles, it couldn't help but think: "This guy seems to be lying on his back and not wanting to leave, as if he wants to stay here for a long time. This is not possible. If he doesn't want to leave, he drives him away. If he can't drive him away, he bites him away, and spreads rabies to him!"
Thinking of this, the little dog immediately ran to the edge of the stinky ditch and barked bluffingly at Gao Qiu who was standing in the stinky ditch.
Gao Qiu, who was unable to kill Zhao Ji, saw this and immediately transferred his anger to Xiao Zaogou.
Gao Qiu stared at the little baitou viciously and cursed: "My ancestors are fifty generations, it's fine for the emperor to tease me, but you dare to yell at me? You are looking for death!"
As he said that, Gao Qiu suddenly rushed out of the water and rushed to the little dog... When the little dog saw that the situation was not good, he was about to retreat, Gao Qiu, who was extremely skilled in his kung fu, had already pinched his neck.
Gao Qiu's claws tightly clamped the little dog's neck, his old face twisted viciously, and gritted his teeth and shouted viciously: "Mom Xipi! Your grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmo
As he said that, as soon as Gao Qiu exerted force on his hand, the little dog drooped his head without even humming.
Just as the little dog drooped his head, Cai Jing's head poked out from the top of the palace wall.
"Wow! Why did you make a little dog make people look like humans, and dogs look like dogs?" Cai Jing's voice was full of surprise.
Gao Qiu threw the dead little dog into the grass, spit out two sips of sewage, and then said to Cai Jing with hatred: "Tomorrow, the boss who secretly discharged sewage will be arrested and chopped!"
Cai Jing said: "Hey? Didn't you say last time that all the indicators of this water are..."
"The standard is fart!" Gao Qiu said: "I have tasted it, it is even more smelly than the one in the bathroom. This is the data I got after my personal test!"
"You can always find a document when you cut off someone." Cai Jing said frustrated again: "But if you do this, the emperor will not be able to leave today!"
"Yes! You can only postpone it for one day now." Gao Qiu said in extreme frustration, then said to Cai Jing with his face, "Then let's change to leave the palace during the day tomorrow! There's nothing we can do."
Cai Jing said: "Can you be able to leave the palace during the day?"
Gao Qiu nodded and said, "Yes! I have a second plan!"
Besides, Pan Jinlian was dating on the small stone bridge, but she didn't see Yun Ge and the others. In desperation, she walked down the bridge alone, rushed into the alley, and wandered around the Tokyo city. Pan Qiaoyun, who decided to follow her to the end, maintained a "safe" distance from Pan Jinlian and stared at Pan Jinlian from a distance.
Not long after, Pan Jinlian had already visited the bustling area of Tokyo.
Although it has been more than 20 years since she got out of her mother's belly, Pan Jinlian has not visited Tokyo City because of her poor family and living in the suburbs. Therefore, when Pan Jinlian came to the prosperous area of the capital, she appeared in the Grand View Garden like Liu Laolao, and her two black eyes turned into coal cakes for urban residents to cook rice and cook in the 1970s and 1980s.
The bustling and bustling streets; the strange and unheard goods; the red man and green woman, the handsome guy and beautiful girl with strange shapes, looked at Pan Jinlian, who had a mild blink of an eye for more than ten minutes without blinking; Pan Jinlian's body was as straight as a telephone pole, and she didn't bend in a bend for more than twenty minutes; Pan Jinlian's thin white arm, which had not been swung in thirty minutes. If it weren't for the slight heat coming out of the two small nostrils, she would have almost become a zombie.
Chapter completed!