Chapter 736 [My boss doesn't seem to be very smart] (6K)(1/2)
He Xiaotian held the small broken bowl in a daze. He looked at the Buddha who turned into a small black dot in the air. As he was getting farther and farther away from him, his arms could only froze in the air helplessly.
What a fat thing, little brother?
Before I could do it, you just couldn't do it.
"Plop!"
Before He Xiaotian could make any moves next, he suddenly fell from the sky and fell a creature that was pitch black all over, a bit like a fat duck. It even had a faint smell of flesh on its body, which made people unable to help but move their index fingers.
After the other party fell straight to the ground, he fell directly at his feet.
"Kyoto is famous, can you kill people with roast duck?"
The surname He looked surprised. I haven't ordered food yet, so what's going on when I deliver it here now.
Wait, something is wrong.
How can I always feel extremely familiar when I look at this shape and fatness?
"call----"
The "roasted duck" under his feet suddenly opened his mouth and spit out bursts of black smoke rings.
Damn it!
You can't tell that you are still a versatile roast duck.
"Thunder was dug."
But the next thing that was extremely similar to the famous roast duck said something full of regret after vomiting the black smoke in his throat. Not to mention, it was quite infectious.
"Huh!"
Gugubi, is it you?
He Xiaotian's eyes lit up when he heard this. Isn't this the Nine-Headed Bird who has disappeared for many days and I don't know what to do? Even if the other party turns into ashes, he He will not forget it.
"Ah? Why are you here?" When the nine-headed bird saw the familiar figure, it suddenly jumped up from the floor. It was extremely similar to it. The roast duck that was waiting for the guest to pick up a knife and fork to serve the table, which was completely inconsistent. "You are cruel, you have been found by you, Master Bird."
The man surnamed He was confused when he heard this. I found all the things you did? Wait, this guy wouldn’t have any secrets, or he found something good.
I originally planned to take it alone, but then it seemed that I had encountered some kind of restriction and was bombed back, and accurately "positioned" to the top of the Scavenger Headquarters Building?
But I haven't come back to my senses yet and thought it was at the place where it was excavated, so I said these ulterior motives?
The more He Xiaotian thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. He smiled maliciously. OK, I can't tell that you have been with this devil for a while, and you, a gurgling bird, have learned to eat alone!
Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
"Lao Jiu, look at you. It's not that I said you, we two are close friends at least. You are not particular about the bird, and you actually want to eat alone!"
He Xiaotian pointed at the bird's head and scolded him. The Nine-Headed Bird was so guilty that he didn't dare to say anything. At the same time, he cursed secretly, "When I use me, it's Lao Jiu again?" When I don't use me, is it a Gugu again?"
In addition, what is a good thing to be your close friend? Made, please ask about it billions of stars, how much does it cost to be your close friend named He? Zeng Hong, you told him that boy was a brother, but he ended up cheating them of how much spiritual energy crystallization in their family.
As long as you don’t talk about money, I will suffer some loss. At worst, I will recognize you as a friend of the age. It’s just that it feels that it’s not a big deal.
he~~~tui!!
After cursing in his heart, Jiutou immediately admitted his mistake and said with a remedy.
"I...Isn't it okay if I'm wrong? At worst, I can get half of you."
Maybe I felt that after half of He Xiaotian's share, I felt a little confident. The volume of my speech involuntarily increased a few points.
"OK."
"What?"
He Xiaotian agreed easily, but did not make any bargaining in the middle, which made the Nine-Headed Bird shocked for a while and could not come back to his senses for a long time.
This is not the great devil I know. Who did you pretend to be?
"Bang!!"
"What are you thinking?" He Xiaotian gave the back of the Nine-Headed Bird's head, then pointed around and said. "If you look carefully around, do you feel a particularly familiar feeling?"
The Nine-Headed Bird, who was hit by a hit, thought about it but did not rise up and resisted for the time being. Then, as the other party said, he immediately looked around with his neck tilted.
Then...and it cried out with a wow.
The muscle brother looked at the bald duck sitting on the ground and constantly wiping tears with his wings. For some reason, there was always a similar sadness surging in his heart.
Imitate, feel the same.
We are all victims under the command of the Great Demon King.
The Nine-Headed Bird felt so regretful. Why didn’t you observe carefully and talk around you? You should use tape to seal the bird’s beak to avoid any trouble in the future.
Now, the thing that could be taken by himself was suddenly cut off by half.
I worked hard for many days, and it was almost time to harvest.
Results, results...
I regret it.
Forget it!
Master Bird, I'd better keep crying.
It's too difficult for me, it's too difficult for me!
Compared to the noisy Nine-Headed Bird, the Buddha's side seems very miserable.
He still had two brushes, but he was not bombarded by the red fire pillar at the first time. Of course, more so, the earrings showed an unexpected defense!
Even if the wedding dress is worn on a man, it seems extremely inconsistent. However, the degree of tenacity once shocked the Zeng surnamed at the power of the Wanzu Court.
The power of the fire pillar bombarded him weakened most of the time. As a result, he did not disappear at the first time, but instead rushed out of the central realm with him. If the earrings on his ears had not been effective again, I would have been struck by blood and lightning.
The Lord Tianzun, who was about to watch the show, saw a red look in front of him and was penetrated by a pillar of fire. The mirror that was always standing in front of him was broken in an instant, without any symbolic resistance at all, and was as fragile as a piece of paper.
The moment a wisp of the spiritual body of the Heavenly Lord was about to disappear, he finally spoke up what he had always wanted to say.
"Quan (英英)!"
"call out----"
The next moment, the entire spiritual body immediately turned into invisible, as if it had never appeared outside the central realm. From then on, a bloody world was about to set off and return to silence.
But the wind had just calmed down and a demonic wind rose again. The old woman, World Master and Heavenly Master, had finished dealing with the matter of the three levels of the boss, He Xiaotian had not yet taken a breath. But in the direction of the red pillar of fire burst, a huge flame storm spreading across the sky.
The scorching breath came from afar, making people feel hot all over their bodies, sweating profusely. People in the places closer to the abnormality occurred, their clothes were instantly destroyed.
A big show of the front page headlines that are collectively injustice and can be snatched. Countless white figures, no matter whether you are an indigenous or an alien, all covered their faces and scattered like birds and beasts.
As for why not covering each important part, but holding your face with both hands, it is different from one's own opinion.
"It's over." The nine-headed bird had just recovered a little and fell to the trough in an instant. The whole bird seemed very depressed. It was like its own small vault, suddenly exposed to everyone, not to mention how annoyed it was.
I shouldn't have dug up that shovel at the beginning. Otherwise, all the things inside would be mine. I regret it, Lanskin Mushroom.
well!!
Before He Xiaotian could say something, he suddenly found a new message popping up in the upper left corner of his sight. Well, the bastard who likes to make trouble for others has advanced again.
[Age doubtful reincarnation Naihe Bowl +1-60,0000,000/60,0000,000-................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................]
【...99%...100%... Enhanced. Ding! Please check it out independently, weapon characteristics.】
He Xiaotian looked at the little broken bowl in his hand, and his mentality suddenly collapsed. After working together for a long time, you are actually God’s own son.
Even if the protagonist in the storybook is probably not as fast as yours. Don’t be surprised by He Xiaotian’s name. The age of this broken bowl is probably not as good as that of billions of stars.
Then he glanced at the attribute panel of Naihewan. He felt that based on his experience in recent days, he probably could have any strange attributes.
But obviously he was a little inflated. After seeing the new attribute, Xiao Powan taught a lesson to He's surnamed He fiercely. He made him understand what it means to have heaven beyond the sky, and it is even more weird than strange.
“!!!”
No...no...no...
If he uses a property, he will definitely die. It is ugly. Even if he hides in the central realm, under the protection of the power left by the Emperor of Heaven, he will be torn into pieces by countless angry enemies.
He Xiaotian became more and more guilty as he looked at the little dumpling bowl that was quite happy. He felt that it was indeed sealed in the storage space. Because with his own temperament and degree of death, he might not be able to resist the crazy heart that was about to move.
"Dog system, is it pretty? You two are joining forces to force me, He, to the dead end."
[Age doubtful reincarnation Naihe Bowl + 3-0/120,0000,000 (Yongguo, spiritual fetus, birth, happiness of growth,???......)]
Dog system, the little broken bowl will destroy my heart and will not die!!
The surname He swore to the heaven that he could use his toes to figure out what the so-called "Happy Growth" is used for. [Eternal Relief] ensures that the bowl will not be broken, [Spiritual Fetus] is specifically disgusting people. [Birth] is a double blow to the enemy physically and spiritually. [Happy Growth] is definitely a "shortcut" to allow a baby who has just been born quickly to transform and grow into adulthood.
It's just an enemy of passive childbirth. He doesn't know whether he is happy or not. Anyway, he will definitely become a thorn in everyone's eyes and a thorn in the flesh. It's an existence that everyone calls for and beats. After all, this bowl is too weird.
Plus [Happy Growth]... Mom! Just thinking about it makes me feel numb in my scalp. Can billions of stars still get happy?
However, this bad thing in the bowl doesn’t care about these things. He doesn’t know whether others are happy or not. Anyway, as long as you are happy, it is true happiness.
"Big Boss, help, we two seem to be having a child." Roger and Zhang Cheng's crying call for help brought He Xiaotian back to reality.
“?!”
To be continued...