Chapter 5 Pigmen
Ren Wu tried to push the door, and the moment his five fingers touched the door, they burst out dazzling light to cover him.
The next moment, my eyes were dark.
A memory poured into his mind in a daze.
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My name is Xiaobai.
Every time before dinner, my mother would squat in front of the food bowl and knock on the bowl with chopsticks, and then call me Xiaobai, Xiaobai.
Is she calling me? I don’t know, but I just like to eat things in the basin.
Later, my mother stopped knocking on the bowl. As long as I called me Xiaobai, I would run over happily. I like the feeling of being touched by my mother's head, and I also like being rubbed by my mother's face.
Although my mother looks different from me, I should become my mother when I grow up.
I have many friends in the cage, their names are Xiaohua, Xiaohei, some are Laifu, and some are Wangcai. What makes me most jealous is Mimi in the cage next door, and her name is better than mine!
Later one day, a very big man came to the store.
He was caught in and was still bleeding from his body.
He is terrible and likes to make big fuss the most. I don't like him.
But he would tell some nice stories, he talked about beautiful forests, blue sky, birds flying in the sky, and earthworms in the soil.
He was taken away after six meals and never saw him again.
I've never seen what he said, but I really want to go and see what he said.
......
Ren Wu was like having a dream and then waking up from the dream. In the dream, Ren Wu saw a bizarre experience as a bystander. The protagonist was kept in a cage and was kept like a pet.
Snap.
The sound of the iron lock being opened came into Ren Wu's ears.
Ren Wu opened his eyes in a daze.
A huge pig face stood in front of you.
Ren Wumao was frightened and thrust his legs and rolled backwards, and his head slammed into the cage with a clang.
"Sorry, Xiaobai is a little timid, why don't you look at other wise monkeys?" A gentle female voice came from outside the cage.
The pig's face turned around and locked it back in the cage.
The sound came from the mouth of a human-headed monster. The human-headed monster was wearing a yellow jacket, a green knee-length skirt, and high heels on his feet.
What the hell is this? Am I dreaming?
Ren Wu quickly looked around. This was an indoor room, and the decoration style was very simple.
There are many bags on the wooden racks on both sides of the walls. The bust of a middle-aged man grinning silly in the lower right corner of the bag is a line of big words written next to it - hardcover smart monkey grain (young monkey grain).
Beside me are large cages neatly leaning against the wall, and there is a person in each cage without any threads.
These people are both men and women, but they are not old, and the oldest looks like they are only sixteen or seventeen years old.
Combined with the dream he had before, Ren Wu had some guess in his heart.
This world is so terrible. Let me see what the original owner of this body wish was. Ren Wu just wanted to fulfill his wish as soon as possible and travel back.
——"I want to see the outside world."
At the same time, Ren Wu perceived the ratio of time flow rate in the two worlds.
1:100.
The main world is one day, the current world is one hundred days.
Ren Wu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not a wish to destroy the world or save the world, and there was plenty of time.
If the owner of this body's wish is to lead the Zhi Monkey Clan to "Rise of the Planet of the Apes", then Ren Wu might be really stunned.
Ren Wu would definitely give up the mission immediately without saying a word.
The most important thing for a person is to have self-knowledge. You still have to know how much you have.
This wish is quite simple, but my current identity is not good. If I continue to stay in the store, I may not be able to fulfill my wish for the rest of my life.
The most urgent task is to leave the store and find an opportunity to sneak away and go out into the wild. This way, you should have completed the task.
So... the most urgent thing is to leave this store. But now it should be considered a product? I think no store owner will sit by and watch the products in his store run out.
As long as it is not bought by Monkey Boot, it doesn’t matter who you buy.
Anyway, I have to find a way to escape in the end.
Ren Wu's thoughts were rotating in his mind.
"Woo woo." The little girl in the cage next to her was pressed against the edge of the iron cage and looked at the guests outside the cage curiously.
In addition to the familiar store manager, there were two pigs standing behind it, one big and one small, looking at the wise monkey in the store with the look of looking at the goods.
The big pig man should be her mother in the dress - as long as he has no women's clothing fetish, he should be his mother.
The big pig's face was covered with a thick layer of white powder, bright red lip marks on his lips, big and curved eyelashes, and bloody blush on his cheeks.
The piglet man was wearing a princess dress and carrying one on his back, but there were not so many fancy makeup on his face.
Well, the schoolbag is stuffed. It seems that it is not easy for children in the Pig Man world.
"Mom, this wise monkey is so cute~" the piglet said excitedly, pointing at the girl living in the cage next to Ren Wu.
Ren Wu has a mixed taste, so the first thing is to let him put down his dignity and compete for favor with an unwise seven or eight-year-old girl...
"This is a female wise monkey. She is still in her childhood. She has a gentle personality, is curious and energetic." The manager said.
"Will you urinate or defecate anywhere?"
"No, don't worry, this is the wise monkeys in our store have been trained. As long as you put the soil and sand basin, they will never urinate or defecate anywhere. They also know how to bury feces and urine by themselves." The manager's voice was as gentle as ever.
"Woo la la la la la la, move and hit each other~" The sudden sound attracted the attention of the three pigs.
Ren Wu stood with his feet in the cage next door, shook his head and hummed a melody of unknown significance in the cage, covering the vital parts with his hands, and his eyes were innocent.
Pigman Store Manager:......
Big Sow Man:???
Sow Man:!!!
"Mom, buy it! Just buy it! It can sing!" The sow man jumped up excitedly and pulled the corner of her mother's clothes.
Ren Wu finally stopped moving around and sat on the ground, sighing secretly, looking up at the ceiling with no desire.
Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise this face would have been thrown into Java.
This is probably the darkest dark history in my life...
The little girl in the cage next to her was staring at Ren Wu with her fingers and her head tilted, thinking for a while, and then happily imitated Ren Wu's tune, but she was out of tune.
In the end, Ren Wu was bought as he wished.
Ren Wu was locked in the trunk and squeezed with some debris. He smelled a strong smell of gasoline in his nostrils.
This body seems to be not very old, and the smart monkeys in this world are not big, which is a genetic problem for the race.
Ren Wu's body is only less than one meter three meters tall, with thin arms and legs, thin skin and tender flesh, and his fingernails are neatly repaired.
Looking at the rapidly passing scenery outside the window, the city poured with steel and cement, the overpass above the head, and the pedestrians passing by the roads on both sides... No, it's a pig.
Ren Wu sighed. It may be really difficult to escape if such a big city has no map.
But soon Ren Wu's eyes became brighter and brighter, because he found that the car was actually far away from the city center! away from the bustling place of pig smoke.
It would be best if you could live in the suburbs.
Finally, the car drove to a luxurious community gate and slowed down. After swiping the card, the Pig Man standing in the security booth saluted the owner.
The car stopped in a small villa garage.
Click.
The trunk was opened, and the light above the trunk lighted up. Ren Wu was picked up by the sow man before he could react. Looking at the sow man who was as relaxed and comfortable as a little chicken, Ren Wu silently looked at her arms that were thicker than her waist and fell into deep thought.
"Mingjuan, you pestered me to buy this little monkey. From now on, you can clean the hygiene of this little monkey. You can clean up his poop by yourself." The sow man educated the sow man.
Ren Wu also knew the name of the sow man, and her name was Mingjuan.
...
"This is your nest, this is your food bowl, this is an automatic water dispenser, the most important thing is that you can't urinate or defecate anywhere? Otherwise, my mother will be super angry." Mingjuan squatted in front of Ren Wu, touching Ren Wu's head and instructed carefully.
Ren Wu stared at Mingjuan with a fool's look.
Mingjuan was a little angry, why did I see a lot of ridicule in the eyes of my pet?
It must be my illusion!
illusion!
Mingjuan ran upstairs in slippers and returned to her bedroom, turned on the computer, logged into the pet forum, and her two little hooves typing on the thick keyboard.
——[Newbie shoveler] Why do I always feel that my little monkey looks at me with ridicule?
After a while, many replies appeared below.
1st floor, huh ~ I was so hilarious that my monkeys played with me as soon as they got home, and did not recognize their lives at all. (Photo)
On the second floor, you may have bought a fake monkey.
3rd floor, don’t worry, newcomers, your little monkey may have just arrived home and is more receptive to her. Let it play for a while, and then it will be fine after it gets familiar with the environment.
On the 4th floor, I will pick up the floor and a photo of my little mother monkey just finished taking a shower. (Photo)
5th floor, upstairs, isn’t this a male monkey in your house? Although Ding Ding is very small, he is also a male monkey!
The 6th floor, the 4th floor is the legendary illiterate.
Chapter completed!