[022] Angry Tiger
Just when Yingyang and Jiang Biyan were discussing how to deal with Bai Xingge, Bai Xingge had already eaten half a jar of honey and leisurely returned to the dilapidated temple in the west of the city.
"Little boys, come out to eat sesame cakes." On the way back, Bai Xingjie happened to pass by a stall selling sesame cakes and wrapped the remaining thirty pieces of sesame cakes.
The people from the Xiao Qinglong Gang and the Xiao Zhuque Gang were all there, and when they heard this, they ran out one after another.
"Boss Bai, you are finally back!" Xiao Douzi was the most enthusiastic and ran in front with her short legs.
Bai Xingge took out a sesame cake and directly hit Xiao Douzi's arms, "Eat it, and talk after you're full."
There were more than 30 sesame cakes, and each person got two. Bai Xingge thought about it and gave them another roast chicken with rare and generous.
"You nine are eating together, and you are not allowed to compete. If anyone eats too much, he will not have his share in the future. Do you understand?"
"I understand!" Everyone answered in a very neat way, but they all responded, which was enough to show Bai Xing's status in their hearts.
Bai Xingwei was a little worried at this time. She was going to move to the boxing gym tomorrow. What should these little guys do?
Bai Xingge is not a very responsible saint, but these little boys at least called her the boss, and they were all homeless little boys, which made her ignore it, which made her feel a little reluctant.
"I won't live here from tomorrow." Bai Xingjie suddenly spoke.
Everyone was very satisfied with eating, but when they heard this, their movements were stagnant and the atmosphere became solemn.
"Boss Bai, if you don't live here, where are you going?" Xiao Douzi asked pitifully.
"Zeng Family Boxing Gym, I will make money when I punch there in the future." Bai Xingge replied.
Although these little boys are young, they are very familiar with the environment of the imperial city. When they hear Bai Xing's words say it is the Zeng family boxing gym, they all look surprised.
"Wow! I actually went to the Zeng Family Boxing Gym. There are so many powerful people there, and Boss Bai is so powerful!" Xiao Douzi was very supportive, and the little star seemed to have admiration in his eyes when he looked at Bai Xingge.
"You little boy, do you really know the boxing gym?" Bai Xingjie teased a little unexpectedly.
"Of course I know. I'm following Sister Zhuzhu outside. I'm familiar with the entire imperial city!" Xiao Douzi said proudly, patting her small breasts.
Bai Xing touched his head, and came back greasy with a handful of gray. He couldn't help but sigh, "It's time for you to take a shower."
Xiao Douzi was a little embarrassed, but then she smiled silly, "We little beggars are not that particular about it."
Bai Xingyi looked at everyone and they were all dirty. Not only did they not have the conditions to pay attention to, but this dirty appearance was also a kind of protection for them.
"Since you call me boss, I can't ignore it." Bai Xingge thought for a while and took out the remaining five hundred ounces of change and distributed it to everyone. "You can use these copper coins first, and I will come back to see you later. If you encounter any problems, you can also go to the dock or Zengjia Boxing Gym to find me."
"Wow, so many copper plates!" Xiao Douzi's starry eyes immediately turned into circles of eyes, all in the shape of copper plates.
"This, I, why do we want Boss Bai's money?" Zhuzhu said embarrassedly.
Bai Xingjie waved generously, "Dividate the extras evenly, and then divide the extras to buy food, and no one can get a lot of them."
Although everyone was a little embarrassed, they still divided the copper coins with Bai Xingge's insistence.
That night, everyone was in a very complicated mood. They were happy to have enough food and also got a lot of copper coins. They were also sad that the new boss was about to leave. Moreover, the boss was very kind to them, which made them very reluctant to leave.
That night, when Bai Xingwei was sleeping very sweetly, the sound of the system suddenly sounded in his mind.
[Ding! The stone that can tell cold jokes successfully started the group. Two pieces of goods have arrived now. Please check it!]
"...Haha!" Bai Xingwei, who was awakened, just wanted to hehe, "Can the system shut up when I sleep?"
【Can.】
Bai Xing turned on the automatic silent setting when sleeping with a cold face. After dawn, he took out the stone and started to check it out.
Two black stones, the size of an egg, are neither round nor square, and have strange shapes, and look uncharacteristic.
But just as Bai Xingge held the stone, Shi Tou began to speak. To be precise, Shi Tou began to tell cold jokes.
"There was a big tiger that fell off the cliff because of greed!" Shi Tou told jokes in a uniform speed with a stereotyped voice. After pausing for a moment, he sneered three times "hahaha".
Bai Xing looked confused, as if he was stagnant.
And in the stagnation of Bai Xing's stagnation, Shi Tou told the second cold joke.
"There was a big tiger that earned one or two taels of silver every day and ate three taels of silver. In the end, it starved to death!"
"Ha...ha...ha..." This was the increasingly unrestrained laughter of Shi Tou.
Bai Xingyi was furious when he reacted, and his right hand tightened suddenly, and his face was ferocious and he wanted to crush the broken stone. But the result was very unsatisfactory. I don’t know what texture the stone was, but it was not crushed!
"I'll go!" Bai Xingjie couldn't help but cursed viciously.
Shi Tou's cold joke continued: "There was once a evil tiger monster. It wanted to move thickly to the stone prince, but no matter what it tried, the stone was still a stone!"
"Hahaha!"
Bai Xingge was about to be angry. This was not a cold joke. This was simply a blatant mockery of her!
"Okay, very good!" Bai Xingge's mind was spinning quickly, "You can't crush it, then I'll throw you into the toilet and you'll be stinking!"
This stone that can tell cold jokes should have a little intelligent system, so the cold jokes you tell are not only cold, but also a little poisonous.
"Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful White Tiger woman who was rescued by a knight. The knight fell in love with her at first sight, and she finally married the knight. She loved her for the rest of her life." Shi Tou didn't know if he understood the threat. Although the cold joke was still as cold as a joke, it was not very poisonous.
Bai Xingge still had a cold face and said in a cold tone: "Which knight is better than the White Tiger tribe? Do you have any brain problems? Let's throw it into the toilet!"
Shi Tou continued to tell the joke: "Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful woman who was saved by a white tiger and fell in love with the white tiger at first sight. She finally married the white tiger and became the kindest woman in the world!"
"I'll go to your big rotten egg guy, you'd better go to the toilet to make up stories!"
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Chapter completed!