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[002] What the hell is inconsistent with the aesthetics of the system?

The Dog House of Heaven and Earth.

Although it is called the Dog House, it is actually a luxurious... Dog House.

The Xiaodi Dog never feels ashamed of being a dog, but is very proud that its ancestor was the Xiaodi Dog.

"Head...head...ah, I feel like my dog's head is about to explode."

In the early morning, the snarling dog kept rolling on the ground with his head in his arms. He got drunk yesterday, and the sequelae finally broke out in the morning.

At this time, the system interface appeared in front of it, and it was stunned for a moment.

It endured the headache and touched the system interface, and then breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be an hallucination. It must have been drunk too much and its mind was not clear enough.

"No, why haven't it gone yet?"

It then rolled around with its head in its arms, but after a while, it found that the system interface still did not disappear.

At this time, it couldn't help but fall into deep thought, where did this thing come from?

Gradually, the memory fragments of yesterday began to emerge, and it finally remembered what happened to it in the magical hut.

"Male God System!!!"

Suddenly, its eyes widened, looking at the system interface in front of it like a radiant light bulb, and screaming excitedly.

It immediately tried to communicate with the system interface because the communication method was not difficult, and soon it mastered how to view the information in the interface.

Main mission: [Nemblematic face] As a male god, how can you be sloppy? Please keep your body clean immediately. Complete reward: Male god's breath 1/Punishment of failure: Ding Ding shrinks by one centimeter. (Unfinished)

"I'll go take a shower now!" After watching the task, the shaking dog immediately ran into the bathroom to wash it.

However, after it was cleaned, it found that the task was not completed, which made it completely incomprehensible.

It tried to dress up, but the task still did not show up.

"No...no...it won't be..."

Suddenly, it thought of an extremely terrible possibility and couldn't help but tremble.

Humans have the habit of cutting their hair and shaving their beards. Could this system want it to shave all their hair, right?

Otherwise, it would never have imagined why the task was still in an unfinished state. As an old dog that has lived for countless years, it can definitely be called knowledgeable, and most humans are even inferior to it.

After thinking about this possibility, it actually knew that this possibility is very high.

"What should I do if the aesthetics and the system are not in line with each other?"

It was a little crazy to think that it was definitely impossible to return the product. After all, the system usually only leans over the protagonist. It is possible to get the system to prove that it is the protagonist. With such a high-quality existence, how can it return the product?

After thinking for no reason, it gritted its teeth and took out its razor, ready to sacrifice its sexy fur.

It shaved its hair on its face with a tragic mood, and suddenly it turned from the originally honest and cute dog head to the image of a ferocious evil dog without hair.

After taking care of the hair on the top of the head, the system finally showed that the task was completed.

“Receive the reward!”

It quickly received the reward with its intention, and then it felt like it was a little different.

Male God's temperament 1, the effect is extraordinary.

It looked at the hideous dog head in the mirror and found that it was pretty good that it had no hair, very manly and domineering.

At this time, not only the main task has come out, but the side task can become a state that can be taken.

Side Quest: [Elegant] As a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can you be rude? Please stay elegant for a day. Complete reward: 5 appearance/Punishment of failure: Permanent cross-eye. (Unfinished)

It took down the task, immediately corrected its behavior, and even took out a hat and put it on its head, tied it and smiled. Today it was going to be an elegant beautiful dog.

However, as a descendant of the great Xiaotian Dog, how could a task satisfy it? So it then chooses a second task.

Side Quest: [Caring] As a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can you stay at home? Please go to the street to let the world appreciate your peerless beauty. For every ten heart-warming rebates, reward 1. Complete reward: male god temperament n/Punishment of failure: never lifted. (Unfinished)

This punishment is a bit harsh, but as a beautiful dog, Xiaoditu has no doubt that he can complete the task.

Be elegant!

The roaring dog took out a crutch and then walked out of his Tiandi Dog House.

But not far from it, it saw a beautiful boy walking towards him with a young woman.

It suddenly felt a burst of heartache. The beautiful boy was the motor, and the young woman was Qi Qi.

Motor is a Teddy dog ​​who has been practicing for thousands of years and becomes a demon, while Qi Qi is a big monster who has been practicing for thousands of years. His body is a giant white lady dog.

At the beginning, the yelling dog fell in love with Qi Qi at first sight and spent a lot of money to please him. But in the end, Qi Qi still threw himself into the arms of the Teddy dog, Mada, which led to the fact that it went to Sanchiming to get drunk.

However, thinking that he already has a male god system, Xiaoditu immediately raised his head and raised his chest, thinking in his heart that you ignored me today and that I want you to be unable to stand up in the future.

"Isn't this a shaking dog? What a coincidence." The beautiful boy Mada couldn't help but smile when he saw the shaking dog.

Qi Qi said in surprise: "Xiaodi Dog, what's wrong with you? Although I didn't choose you, you don't have to harm yourself, right?"

"Superficial, I just want to change my image!" Xiaodizu said with force.

Qi Qi nodded and said, "Well, although the shaved hair is a bit ugly, it is indeed not that ugly than the original dark appearance."

"I have something to do, I won't have a chat." Xiaoditu's face turned dark and he held his hat and left directly.

Motor looked at the back of the roaring dog and smiled, "It seems very unwilling to accept it."

"It's a pity that love is so unreasonable. Dear, I only like you." Qi Qi said immediately.

Mada immediately moved and said, "I am the same, I only love you."

Then the two of them started sprinkling dog food as if no one was around, and it was authentic dog food.

The shaking dog looked back and saw the affectionate look of the two of them, and suddenly screamed twice, feeling like they had been beaten by something, and their hearts were so painful.

"What is love in the world? It makes people agree with life and death." It sighed to the sky and continued to walk.

It felt that its temperament must be very good now. The bright expression with sadness and the side face that looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees would definitely fascinate thousands of girls.

In a blink of an eye, evening passed quietly and night had already fallen on the streets.

The roaring dog walked on the street like the wind. Although he tried his best to keep calm, his confusion could be seen from his eyes.

"How is it possible? How can I not look back at all? Could it be that I am not handsome enough?"

The roaring dog was already a little anxious. It wandered around the streets, but there was no girl who turned around. Not to mention a girl, even a man turned around.

When it thinks that the punishment of failure will never lift it, it sweats in a hurry.

"No, go to the Magical Hut to ask if there is any solution!"

Eventually, it realized that it would never be possible to look back, so it thought of the magical cabin for selling the system.

...

Magical Cottage.

Zhang Sen, Lina, Tie Huayan lay together and watched the TV series of Forever.

Sure enough, today was another day without customers. I thought that the second customer would soon appear with the first customer, but unfortunately he was thinking too much.

"I think Martindi is the murderer." Lina said seriously at the TV series.

They watched a suspense drama called "Detective Black Cat Moss".

Now I just happened to see the black cat Moss is about to reason and find the murderer.

"You are the prisoner, Martindy!" At this time, the black cat Moss pointed at the prisoner handsomely and said seriously.

Lina immediately cheered and said, "I knew it was him."

"What's the reason?" Zhang Sen said curiously.

To be honest, because this suspense drama has added a lot of fantasy content, he has not guessed who the murderer was.

"Martindi's eyes are talking. He has an important plot to perform next. I can see that although he was very calm just now, the desire to perform is like a crater about to erupt, just waiting for an eruption." Lina replied with a smile.

Zhang Sen was speechless. This kind of talent was too weird.

"After the death of Sanzhi'er last night, I already suspected that you were the one you killed. However, although I am a martial arts master, I cannot suspect that you are the murderer just by relying on my martial arts intuition. So last night I specifically jumped on the master to perform divination. Finally, I confirmed that you are the murderer. Now that the person is captured, you should surrender!" Black Cat Moss said seriously at this time.

Zhang Sen still felt incredible after hearing this, because this explanation is completely understandable in Yongyuan...

However, such a suspense drama is too boring to reason.

Next, the black cat Moss explained Martindy's method of committing the crime, and these were not the conclusions he had drawn carefully, but the scene he saw through time after jumping back.

Although it is reasonable to solve the case and decrypt the reasoning, he always feels incongruity. This is probably related to being a human on earth. Anyway, the audience in the Eternal Kingdom likes this, after all, this is an extraordinary world.

Sure enough, as Lina said, it was Martindi's turn to perform, saying why he wanted to kill people. His hysterical and ferocious expression mixed with sad emotions, which was extremely shocking.

It has to be said that this detective, Moss, the black cat, is still worthy of being a popular TV series at the Forever National University.

While Zhang Sen was thinking, the door was suddenly pushed open.

"Welcome!"

Zhang Sen saw the roaring dog and didn't recognize it at all, so he said lightly.

"Brother, help me!"

The face of the roaring dog instantly wrinkled countless times, and it knelt on the ground and shouted.

At this time, Lina looked at the shaking dog in surprise and said, "Are you a guest dog from yesterday?"

"How is that possible?" Zhang Sen stared at Lina with wide eyes and then looked at the snarling dog, unable to believe it.

The shaking dog said with a sad face: "I am the dog who bought the male god system yesterday."

"My God, the punishment of the male god system is too harsh. It actually turns you into this ghost." Zhang Sen said with a look of yelling dog's affirmation.
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