introduction
Everyone, you must all think that things like cultivating immortals are nonsense, right? You just watch this to kill time, right?
I don't want to argue with others. I usually just use bricks to knock dissenters into confusion. That saves trouble. Now I'm going to hit you.
First of all, does anyone understand the Big Bang cosmology? It is the theory that the universe was created by the explosion and expansion of a singularity with infinitely small volume, infinitely high density, infinitely high heat and other strange properties. Yes, the entire universe originated from
It was produced from a "dot" that is so small that it is invisible. If you can tell your conscience, if this was not proposed by scientists, but appeared in a certain movie, would you think that the person who wrote this must be mentally retarded? Say
To be honest, although I have read a lot of books such as "A Brief History of Time", I still feel that this explosion theory is too fantasy, and scientists have the best imagination. At present, this theory has become the mainstream theory. If such a magical thing is even
You all agree with the theory, so what else is unacceptable?
This brick should not be thrown at a few people, because you have been hit by it a long time ago, so I will continue to hit it again. Some people will definitely say that scientists are not just using their imagination, but are supported by scientific arguments. Hmm
, I admit this, but has anyone heard of the Archer hypothesis? What about the fish-in-a-tank hypothesis?
For those who don’t know, don’t look to Baidu. Let me briefly describe its content.
The shooter hypothesis has a sharpshooter who punches holes every 10 on a target. Imagine that there is a two-dimensional intelligent creature living on this target. After observing their own universe, the scientists among them discovered a great law.
Every 10 units, there must be a hole. They regard the random behavior of this sharpshooter as an iron law in their universe.
We already know the fish-in-a-tank hypothesis. Light enters the fish tank through physical processes such as refraction and diffraction of the glass, and the scene is bound to be distorted. For the fish inside, they will think that the distorted outside world they see is real.
of.
How about it? The universe is so vast, and our science and technology has only developed for a few hundred years. If everything is measured against the current level of science and technology, and everything that cannot be explained is classified as superstition and fallacy, wouldn’t it be ridiculous?
Not confused yet, right? Let’s talk about string theory. Currently, string theory has many branches. Anyway, it is becoming less and less like science and more like metaphysics. String theory believes that the basic units of nature are not electrons, photons, and neutrinos.
Point-like particles such as quarks and quarks, but very small linear "strings". In other words, everything is made of "strings". In terms of composition, there is no difference between you and a table.
If you compare strings to grains of sand, this is a world of sand, and everything is made of sand. Is it fantasy?
You're not confused yet, are you? Let's talk about brane theory, uh..., forget it, it's not that I don't understand, really, it's all string theory. If you haven't been confused yet, then you are not.
You can easily be confused, so read this book. I believe it will finally make you doubt your life. Of course, for people who want to become immortals, this book is 99% watery. After all, saccharin tastes bitter.
, it will be sweet only if it is mixed with water. Don’t blame me for mixing too much water. The story should be told slowly and the truth should be explained in detail. I guarantee that the water is beneficial. Even if it cannot make people good, it can at least make people feel it.
A little bit of joy, let me emphasize, there is no nonsense or pretentiousness, but there is no shortage of passion and humor.
Okay, since you're not confused, let's put on the Taoist robe and enter the teleportation array. Uh...you have to keep your wallet, and the ones carrying bricks, and bricks too. Wallets and bricks will be against each other.
Teleportation causes interference. Yes, these two things will interfere with the teleportation array. Don’t believe it. You already believe in the big bang cosmology. Is this so difficult to understand? Okay, close your eyes. The next stop is the journey of cultivating immortals.
Of, Lan country.
Chapter 1? Friendship between the two parties
July is also called Xiyue in the Lan Kingdom, which means taking a break from the summer heat, because this place is in this
The month is really too hot.
On this day, the scorching afternoon sun shone white everywhere, and all the leaves of the grass and trees were wilted. The streets of Lin'an Town were deserted, and even Uncle Sixi's most annoying little yellow dog stopped moving.
, it lay listlessly in the shade of the tree, half asleep and half awake from time to time, barely opening its closed dog eyes. It was so sleepy that it still seemed unwilling to miss any opportunity to cause trouble. No wonder Grandma Yang
It is said that it is the reincarnation of an abominable ghost.
The little yellow dog's persistence was rewarded. When it heard the footsteps, it immediately became energetic. The eyes that could not be opened a moment ago suddenly widened and shone with excitement, and the drooping ears also stood straight.
But when he saw the two children approaching clearly, he immediately let out a whimper of surrender and ran away with his tail between his legs.
These two children look like they are thirteen or fourteen years old. One is burly, with bushy eyebrows and big eyes, a bit domineering, the other is weak and comely, always has a friendly smile on his face. Both of them are wearing shabby clothes, and each carries a carrying bag behind his back.
It was a big package, and they seemed to be unable to feel the hot sunshine, walking quickly with quite excited expressions.
After leaving the town, there was a dense forest not far away. Seven or eight children were laughing and playing under the shade of the trees. The excitement here was in sharp contrast with the silence of the town. It can be seen that children with company are more energetic than puppies.
It is even more vigorous and can be said to be more annoying than a puppy.
When the children saw the two children carrying packages approaching, they all spoke.
"Xunyi, it's so hot and you still give people things. Let's wait until the sun goes down."
The frail child replied, "It has to be sent to Ping'an City. The road is not close. It's waiting for you over there. There's no need to delay."
Another child said, "Then you don't want to watch ghost hunting? Lin De said that the immortal master will definitely come today. We are all waiting here for the immortal master."
The child named Xun Yi said helplessly, "Butler Lin usually takes good care of us both. Today we have to take on this urgent errand. Besides, Butler Lin also added a reward."
A gorgeously dressed child said with a proud look on his face, "Xiyang, how about I tell the housekeeper and let you see the ghost hunt before sending it away? At worst, I'll ask him to send someone else, and I'll give you your reward, this little money."
Not worth anything.”
The burly kid named Xiyang snorted coldly and said, "Lin De, we brothers rely on our strength to make a living, and it's not your turn to reward us."
Lin De lost his arrogance and said aggrievedly, "What are you talking about? I kindly want you to watch ghost hunting. I really don't understand good people. Don't you think so?"
Xunyi smiled and said nothing.
Xiyang pointed at Lin De's nose and said, "Don't pretend to be an uncle with me. If you dare to bully Shuidou and his brother again, let's see how I deal with you! Mr. Lin's kindheartedness will not attract ghosts. I think the ghost in your family is
You brought it, and if you don't die, we will have many opportunities to watch ghost hunting in the future, and we don't care if we miss it this time." After saying this, he took Xun Yi and left proudly.
On the way, neither of them mentioned ghost hunting. The more they talked about such fun things, the more they became more and more itchy, so it was better not to mention it at all.
When they climbed a hill, the two children were already sweating profusely and their faces were red from the sun.
Although the mountain road was not steep, the packages they carried were obviously too heavy for the two of them. When they reached the halfway point of the mountain, Xiyang could still hold on, but Xunyi felt that it was too much.
"Let's rest for a while. This broken mountain doesn't even have a tree for shade." Xi Yang gently placed the package on the grass by the roadside, and then helped Xun Yi unload the package.
The two of them sat on the grass and breathed heavily,
They all took a gourd of water from their waists and drank a few sips.
Xiyang asked with hope, "How much reward do you think Li Mansion can give us?"
Xunyi looked at the two big packages, smiled happily and said, "It shouldn't be too much on such a hot day."
"I think so. I'll give you some side medicine first after taking the money."
Xun Yi looked a little impatient and said, "I think it's better to forget it. I've taken a lot of the medicine prescribed by Old Man Ma, but it's of no use at all. It's just an occasional headache, and it's not a serious illness. I'll be patient and it will pass. Don't worry."
That money was wasted." .??.
Xiyang glared and said, "That's easy to say. You can just endure it. You look so scary when you are sick. I'm scared when you look at it. You must be cured. Let's do this. After receiving the reward from the Li Mansion, we can find it in Ping'an City."
I'm a doctor, maybe the money can be enough." He said as he took out a small bunch of coins from his arms and started counting them. In fact, they didn't need to count their little possessions. They both knew it very well.
Xunyi glanced sideways at his partner who was counting the money, as if he was too lazy to argue anymore, and turned to look into the distance, his eyes gradually becoming confused.
Xiyang is an orphan in Xiling Village. No one knows Xunyi's life experience. He was picked up by Xiyang from the woods. Six years ago, eight-year-old Xiyang went to collect firewood in the woods beside the village and saw
This strange child of similar age sat blankly on a rock. When asked, he said he didn't remember anything. Xiao Xilin was not polite to him. He immediately regarded him as a helper and took him to collect a lot of dry firewood before returning.
village.
At first, the villagers thought that this was a silly child lost in a nearby village, but they soon discovered that not only was the child still sane, he could actually read and write, but he had lost his previous memory for some reason. Everyone was confused.
I helped him inquire about nearby villages and towns, trying to find his family, but in the end to no avail, the child stayed behind.
Xiao Xiyang was very happy because he was finally not the only orphan in the village. This happiness did not fade with the passage of time, but became stronger and stronger. An orphan is pitiful, but two orphans with similar interests come together
He could actually be happier together than other children. This was something he never dreamed of.
Previously, even though he was still young, even though he had many friends, and even though the people in the village took good care of him, his young heart could still feel the desolation of being an orphan, especially when he saw his friends acting coquettishly in front of their parents.
It was different now. This new kid can play with him from morning to night. He doesn’t have to worry about being called to eat by his family members when he’s playing hard. Moreover, he doesn’t have to worry about being spanked by an adult. He can play with him.
Out of the circle, for example, if they dare to go into the mountains that other children dare not enter, it doesn't matter how late they come back. Anyway, they are eating hundreds of meals and sleeping in hundreds of beds. No matter they climb over the wall and enter the good-tempered land.
Whether it's Grandpa Lin's house or Grandpa Lin's house, you will definitely not get scolded. This alone will make the other children crazy with jealousy.
Because the other person picked it up by himself, Xiao Xiyang is quite like an elder brother. If he gets three eggs, he will definitely give him two and eat one for himself. When fighting with other children, no matter how difficult the other child is, Xiao Xiyang
He would definitely stand in front and block his brother's punches. His brother was also very loyal. No matter when he encountered danger in the mountains or lost in a fight, he never ran away alone.
The two of them had never quarreled. The only thing that made Xiao Xiyang a little depressed happened when he just picked him up. Since the other party couldn't remember his name, Xiao Xiyang felt that he had the responsibility to give the other party a name, "Xi Yang."
The name "Er Yang" was the first thing he thought of. Most of the brothers in the village were named this way, but the child didn't like it. He even suggested that he could change his name to "Xi Dayang", but the child still didn't want "Xi Eryang"
"This name put Xiao Xiyang in trouble. After all, he was only eight years old and illiterate. He was racking his brains.
He imitated the names of children in the village and came up with several other names that he thought were good, such as "Maverick" and "Stone", but none of the children were satisfied. In desperation, he had to ask Grandpa Lu, the only literate person in the village, for help.
His own name was given by this old man.
After the old man knew his purpose, he just pondered for a moment and said, since he was sitting on a stone when you met him, let's call him "Shisheng". Xiao Xiyang was so impressed that he ran back like a treasure.
But before he could say this nice and meaningful name, the child first said: From now on, I will call you Xunyi. The word "easy" has the same pronunciation as the word "memory", which means retrieving past memories.
Xiao Xiyang was stunned by the other party's knowledge at that time. Being illiterate, he had no idea what the other party was talking about, but his natural cleverness made him quickly realize that he had previously thought that one pronunciation only corresponded to one word.
It was wrong. In order to prevent the other party from seeing his ignorance, he blinked and asked, why don't you just use memory? The child curled his lips and said, that is too straightforward. Xiao Xiyang didn't understand what was wrong with being straightforward.
Well, even though he was shocked again, he still felt that Grandpa Lu's knowledge must be much higher than that of this child. He said the name "Shi Sheng" with the idea of ​​saving face, but what made him depressed was that not only did this child
Instead of showing the surprised look he expected, he curled his lips again with a bit of disdain. Seeing him like that, Xiao Xiyang felt guilty. He felt that relying on cleverness alone in a competition of knowledge was useless, so he ran away without saying a word.
Looking for Grandpa Lu, the old man looked surprised after hearing the story, nodded and said, "I didn't expect this boy to come from a scholarly family, so let's call him Xunyi from now on."
The depression caused by the naming controversy to Xiao Xiyang soon passed, and soon turned into joy. Having been influenced by the simple folk customs since childhood and adhering to the family tradition of warm-heartedness, he sincerely admired this child for having such great abilities.
I'm happy. After all, Grandpa Lu is the only one in the village who can read and write. It's no exaggeration to say that this is a great skill.
Xiao Xiyang has been very courageous since he was a child, and this new little Xunyi is also very courageous. It is natural that these two unruly children often do things that make the villagers worry and worry. Fortunately, both children are both
A sensible person, even when he is playing crazy, he still knows how to carry some dry firewood and pick some mushrooms when he comes back, and rarely goes to other people's houses for dinner empty-handed. When he gets older, he even helps the host family to run errands for the west family, so everyone likes it
them.
In a blink of an eye, the two children reached the age of twelve or three. At this age, it is unreasonable to play all day long. However, the two wild children had no interest in farming. It happened that Uncle Er Zhuang from the village opened a farm in the town.
The grain shop was short of manpower, so they ran to help. There was not much work in the shop, so they went to some big houses to do some errands.
How could children of this age know what sorrow is? They would be satisfied if they could just earn a few small bucks and buy some snacks. They would be extremely happy all day long. The only thing that worried Xiao Xiyang was Xiao Xunyi's headache, which was not a serious illness.
I often get sick, but every time I get sick, it's scary. Not only is the pain excruciating, but it's also accompanied by a period of unconsciousness after the pain. Three years ago, I got sick when I was playing in the mountains. After the pain, he walked towards the cliff with his eyes straight.
If Xiao Xiyang hadn't caught him in time, he would have fallen to death. When he first came to town, he fell ill again and was almost hit by a carriage while walking around in a daze.
Uncle Er Zhuang asked Doctor Ma to diagnose and treat him, and he took medicine for a while. Xiao Xunyi was embarrassed that Uncle Er Zhuang always spent money, so he just said he was cured and stopped taking medicine, but the disease recurred again two days ago.
, Xiao Xiyang also felt that it was inappropriate to let Uncle Erzhuang spend money to buy medicine, and then he started to save money, which led to what he just said.
Chapter completed!