Chapter 8: Fighting, not fighting!
"It must be the old scumbags who have started the banquet." Li Ke gritted his teeth, and Li Shuli also gritted his teeth, and nodded in the same way.
"Brother Wei De, you are this." I was confused, coughed twice, and whispered with a whisper.
Li Ke looked at me and was sure I didn't mean to pretend to be stupid. Then he shook his head and sighed: "I will tell you in detail the next day, brother, be careful here, those old men can do anything to kill and set fire when they are drunk."
"Ah?!" I was very confused. Is this a bandit's nest or a duke's mansion?
Li Ke's horse had not stopped yet, and the servants who had been waiting outside the Cheng Mansion came to lead the horse. "Where is your second young master?"
"Sir, he is in the front hall and the second young master is in the back hall. I don't know you." The servant quickly answered and secretly glanced at the mansion.
"The back hall, where is the old general Cheng, we" Li Ke pointed to Li Shu holding his hand. "It's not convenient to bother."
"Okay, please follow me." The servant seemed to have the same feeling. He nodded and took us, like a military work team behind enemy lines, dodging, sneaking, dodging and dodging in the front hall garden.
"I want to see if the old man's sword is not old, wow"
"Old man, taking the general's head from a million troops is like taking a puppet, see the move!"
Two violent middle-aged men with burps exposed their arms, the burgundy bull eyes were full of fierce lights, gritting their teeth, and the long sword in their hands flashed wildly, like a tornado flying sand and stones blew past our group. Li Ke seemed to be prepared for a long time, protecting Li Shu behind him, and pulling the servants of the Cheng family with the other hand to block them. I am glad that I am low-key, so when I walked at the end, I was still scared to death.
It seems that Li Ke’s concern is very necessary. It is indeed a group of extraordinary scumbags. I found that I was too outdated to chase dogs after being drunk and too low-priced, and could not keep up with the progress of the times.
Snatch!!!, a long spear was nailed to the giant tree next to the rockery, and immediately heard the roar of a violent uncle: "Lu Fengxian shot the halberd at the gate, how could I get the general to hit the sap in the flower hall? Hahahaha." Immediately, I heard the response of a group of ghosts and wolves howling Buddha, please bless my life
I finally walked around the front hall with trembling fear, and found that my long gown was soaked. It was worthy of being the mansion of Cheng Yaojing, a famous mansion in history. The man who sells cakes is so extraordinary. I will never take a step towards Cheng Guo next time.
"I still think of it. The virtuous brother of King Wu was here." The tough and rude man sitting in the chief stood up first and saluted Li Ke who entered the back hall.
"Brother-in-law, my good brother-in-law." Li Ke smiled very lewdly. Is it necessary to be so lewd? It seems that these two guys have definitely formed a deep bond before, and I judged it from an outsider's awakening.
The chief rough man thought he should be the future husband of the Princess Qinghe. His bearded face changed from red to black, from black to purple, and he had to hold up two words after a long time: "Uncle"
Li Shu also emerged from Li Ke: "I have met my brother-in-law, hehe."
Cheng Chuliang worked for a long time: "I've seen the princess." It seems that Li Ke came here to find a place today. It's interesting. If it's not for me, I should keep a low profile. I keep my head quietly following these two royal children, and greeted Cheng Chuliang with a humming and haha.
Li Ke, the uncle, took the main seat for granted, and then kept silent. My uncle, brother-in-law, was shameless, and made the original owner of the banquet Cheng Chuliang feel embarrassed and tired, and he was always at a disadvantage. It seems that Li Ke, who almost lost that day, almost took off his pants, finally had a chance to take revenge.
It’s not my business, eating, drinking, grape-making, three-leufructum, green ant drunk, drinking whatever you want, roast lamb legs, roast trotters, braised duck, and eating whatever you want. While watching these dudes drink and recite poems, flatter each other and talk crazy about drinking, it’s so interesting.
"Fei Fang Jun" the little loli went to grab Li Ke first without any reservation. Li Ke blocked his mouth with a pig's elbow and returned to his position angrily. Then, the girl's goal actually shifted to me.
"#@%^&%^&%" The mouth was stuffed with things, and he was grunting at the little girl for a long time, making Li Shu so angry that he almost turned into a grape for two crescent moons.
"What's the matter?" I drank the wine with sweet and sour, so it's so good
"Hmph, the guy who speaks back on his word." Li Shu gritted his teeth and despised me. He was angry and grinned: "Little sister, be careful when speaking."
"Don't call me little sister, stinky Fangjun! Who said just now that you don't gamble or drink? Could it be a puppy that crawled over?" The little loli looked at people with the corner of her eyes.
"It seems to be right" scratched his head.
"Agree?" The little loli proudly raised her pointed chin, raised her grapes and took a sip. Is it necessary to grab my little tail so excited?
"Yeah, I admit it, but it doesn't mean I'm wrong. Think about it, when I came to such a festive place, I have no way to communicate with these people who have lost my memory." Pointing to these dandy groups, Li Ke's face was flushed with his electric eyes, his sleeves were long and short, and he held his cup and sang a friendship song with his brother-in-law Cheng Chuliang who had almost fought just now. "If you don't drink or eat, what else can I do?" Two slaps were spreading their hands, what can I do if I can do, hahahahahaha
"You!" Li Shu glared at me hatefully, raised his chopsticks and poked Li Ke to block her little mouth and vent his anger, and he looked very aggrieved by his young wife.
I never saw a beautiful girl like this. She coughed twice and was about to relieve herself. Li Shu suddenly turned around and squeezed to my table, looking at me strangely: "Do you tell the truth or not? Did you write the words that day or copy your father."
"What word?" is confused, confused.
"I stand in the fierce wind, wishing I could wield all the heartache. Looking at the sky, clouds move around the world, swords in my hand, asking who is the hero in the world." Li Shu's voice was very clear and the originally tragic and desolate farewell mystery was sang a kind of charming artistic conception by her.
Her body exuded a faint and refreshing fragrance of flowers, and her soft voice changed with the lyrics. It was so real that I thought I had really seen the Yu Ji who made a generation of overlords feel sorry for her. To be honest, based on my years of experience in class beauty, school beauty, and other experience, she could hardly find any shortcomings around her. Her skin was as crystal clear as ivory, and the little freckles that were almost undetectable added a hint of charm to her, without a trace of makeup, her eyebrows were like willow leaves, her eyes were filled with autumn water, her nose was straight, her cherry mouth, and her melon-shaped face with a round and contoured outline exuded a charming feeling that could make any man crazy. It was so beautiful to suppress the evil thoughts and swallow her saliva hard. The little loli could be so attractive. How old would she be to be a disaster for the country and the people?
Li Shu finished singing softly with unfulfilled eyes, looking at me with his eyes slanted: "It's a very strange charm, are you copying your father's masterpiece and showing off?"
"No, is this necessary?" I raised my head shamelessly. It seemed that I had already grasped the essential element of the time traveler, that is, I had to have a face that could completely cover the temperature of the sun.
"Is that?" Li Shu blinked dangerously: "Are you sure?" The long eyelashes trembled slightly. It was really smoke like water.
"Hmph, a real man will not change his surname, and will not change his name." My chin is now higher than Duke Lu's mansion, Mount Tai, and Everest, and is about to penetrate the atmosphere.
"Very good!" The little loli snapped her fingers neatly. This signature woe-girl move made me stunned. I quickly looked around and confirmed that no director or camera or other things appeared.
Then, the little loli clapped her hands, pulled the corner of her skirt and stood up. She moved her lotus steps lightly and walked to Li Shuaiguo who was fighting drunk fists. She pulled Li Shuaiguo's ears and muttered in a weird voice. Danger, the alarm in her heart was like I know the method of a young middle school girl at this age.
"Where are you going to go?" Li Ke shook his steps in a daze, and the tiger and crane were in a double shape. He caught me at the door of the back hall in just a few seconds. You are the one who is born, Li Shu, you are so desperate that you are so big that you are wide open and glared at Li Shu angrily. The girl glared back without showing any weakness.
"Brother Jun" Li Ke, who blushed like a monkey's butt, made a drink and continued to shakingly point at the pillar beside me: "Do you want to abandon your friend and run away?"
"" I stared at him expressionlessly until he adjusted the focus of his eyes to me: "My brother, I'm drunk too much, I'm so bored, I want to go out for some breath." He pointed outside and gestured.
"No, unless I recite a poem here, I will punish myself for three." Li Ke pointed at the lacquer cup, shook his head, pointed at the wine pot, shook his head, and finally stopped at the wine jar. Damn! I almost wanted to silence in public.
"My literary talent is really not in the eyes of all the talents," said with a smile to the playboys around him.
"Okay! Since that's the case, I won't force my brother, come on, come on, sober up with me." Li Ke seemed to be crazy. He gestured on his body for a long time and then pulled out a chopstick from his belt. Which dishonest goods are sober?
Another more unethical scumbag, Cheng Chuliang, appeared and brought two long swords. He smiled very lewdly, and with two rows of fangs, he smiled like a fire-burning dog. He really wanted to take the sword and chop this guy up, but unfortunately this is not my home court.
It's so difficult for me. Cheng Chuliang, the scumbag, tried his best to put the sword into my hand, and his mouth was still whispering: "I have heard that the second young master of Fang is both brave and brave, and can break the bow of the three stones. Today, I can feast my eyes. I hope that my brother will not be named Fang Xiang."
"Slow!" As the playboys cheered, I stepped up and shouted loudly: "You need to fight with literature, not martial arts!" This voice was very impressive to the Beijing-sounding Sanwei Red Guards.
""The audience was silent, and only the sound of a drunkard who was already drunk was heard--
Chapter completed!