"Have you heard it? The second young master stole the master's things and was beaten into a fool by the master." Khan

"No, it's the second young master who stole the master's things and was discovered by the master. The master beat the second young master in anger, but he didn't want to be caught by the mistress. Then the master was beaten by the mistress. The mistress's force was too high, and the palm wind accidentally hanged the screen down, which made the young master Yiai stupid." Waterfall sweat

"Have you heard that? The second young master of the Fang family was beaten to a fool by my first jealous woman." Huangguoshu Waterfall sweated

"This kind of unhealthy trend must not be caused. The tiger poison is not eaten yet. The second young master of the Fang family was originally stupid. Now he is alas." Nicaragua Falls Khan

The gossipers of the Tang Dynasty made the foolish thing that the second young master of the Fang family made in the entire Chang'an city at a speed comparable to the paparazzi in the 21st century. Even if I was hiding in the courtyard of the Fang family, I had heard of it.

Sitting at the door, wearing a silk shirt, revealing violent chest muscles and arms, maintaining the posture of a thinker, thinking, this is what I have been doing since I woke up last night. After traveling through time, I actually traveled through time, Buddha selling cakes, damn expensive J058XX, damn van, damn SAIC-GM-Wuling, damn three-way intersection without traffic lights, and the damn expired computer report.

Fang Jun, my current name, problem, I am just one of the Wanjinyou teachers in a private school with a lack of teaching staff. Although history is not my strength in school, every new era angry youth will remember the prosperous era of the early Tang Dynasty. Therefore, I still know a little about the history of the early Tang Dynasty, especially those powerful martial artists who are famous in the past and present, Gao Yang, and my current mother, Lu.

At least I know that the second son of the old man Fang Xuanling's family, that is, now I, Fang Jun, who only has a body but not a head, has his name Yiai, will be sixteen years old in about two months, but his height is more than my 18-year-old, at least 1.75 meters tall. Look at my chest muscles, yes, it will be at least 70 kilograms. My body is strong, but the problem is also there.

At most one or two years, I will be given a marriage by His Majesty Li Shimin. Then, one of the most powerful women in history, the most fierce representative of extramarital affair, Princess Gaoyang, who was later called the great pioneer of free love, will be mixed with a powerful aura of dominance, with a whip in hand and a hot wheel in the wind, murderous aura, and dust rolling in front of me. Then a terrible thing will happen. I was wearing a huge green hat by Gaoyang, and I would be amused too early because of death. He would be fine, but I would be dragged to the execution ground to chop the meat filling.

"Is it necessary to play with me like this? If you want to play with me, at least you have to give me a reason first!" He spat hard at the ground in front and vented with Zhou Xingxing's famous sayings.

"Young Master, are you sick again?" As soon as the saliva fell to the ground, she heard the screams behind her. It was her headache again. This girl was the first little costume loli I saw when I woke up that day. According to her, she was a girl who specialized in serving me. Her name was Ludie, who was fourteen and a half years old. The name sounded very rustic at first, but it was a very artistic name when I recalled.

"I'm fine, I'm just reviewing the plot in the blockbuster." I showed my front teeth at the little girl and showed my kindness.

"Big movie?" The little girl's eyes shone with stars.

"Well, that's it." I reached out and drew a square: "In a box, there are many people acting in it."

"Young master, don't talk, Xiaodie goes and call her wife." The stars in the little girl's eyes tend to develop towards tears.

This fourteen-year-old girl, Green Butterfly, is like a plaster all day long. She said it wrong, like my shadow. Except for the thatched cottage, at any time and place, as long as I open my eyes, I can see this little girl's amazingly beautiful big eyes. As long as I do any behavior that is contrary to the style and gentleness of the Tang Dynasty, the little girl will immediately use her talking eyes to accuse her, which is so bad.

The little girl's small body makes me unable to do any action that has the spirit of modern education as a teacher. Not hitting beautiful women is my criterion, let alone hitting beautiful women. This is my principle. Of course, if I look too sorry to the audience, I am afraid that I will not be able to take action. This belongs to my instinct.

"Don't, I'm not sick." I stared at the girl.

The little green butterfly stretched out a beautiful crystal hand to me tremblingly, and I nodded: "Well, this is your finger, the nails are very beautiful."

The little green butterfly quickly retracted its white green onion fingers into its sleeve, and its face turned red: "I want to see if the young master is still burning."

I almost died. Am I very hot? Forget it, don't worry: "Young master, I won't burn the little sister of Green Butterfly. Please pour me a glass of water. Remember to make it cool." It's safer to pay her off.

"Xiaodie dare not be a good person. Please don't talk to me like this. If the wife or the housekeeper sees her, she will definitely beat Green Butterfly to death." The little girl in a pink long skirt has beautiful big eyes and tears. Her eyes are timid.

"Little girl, go and pour water for the young master. Remember to make it cool, hurry up!" I was so angry that I waved my arm like Swarzenegger to increase my persuasion.

"Yes, the green butterfly obeys the order." The little girl immediately obeys and walks towards the table where tea is placed in the house like a little sheep, with diligent joy between her eyebrows. It's so terrible that my saliva is more lethal than my arms? Is the little girl a masochist? I'm not a sadist, nor a loli control, but the beautiful, pure, gentle, and charming, natural and non-polluting little ring loli MM is more lethal to the evil uncle than those of the later generations who are smoking, drinking and dyeing colorful hair. She involuntarily nodded in agreement with her thoughts, and suddenly felt ashamed. I was indeed very evil.

"Jun'er, Jun'er, it's time to take medicine." Dear Fang's mistress Lu walked towards me in the servant's caregiver. A maid next to me was holding a steaming soup and the sweet name made me covered in chicken skin. Behind her was Fang Shen, the housekeeper of the Fang family, an old man in his fifties, was a little thin and clean and tidy long gown, but he exuded a momentum that even the president of a university showed no. He was worthy of being a famous prime minister in the early Tang Dynasty. Even the aura of a housekeeper was not inferior to those provincial cadres who later saw on TV.

"I've seen my mother and the room." I stood up and raised my hands. I wondered if the etiquette and greeting methods in the TV series were really consistent with the Tang Dynasty. Mom, this word is a bit strange. I used to call me mom at home.

"Call Uncle Fang" Lu seemed to see my hesitation. "Oh, I've seen Uncle Fang."

"Don't call me this, the second young master. Just call me the housekeeper and I love you." Fang Shen's expression was very strange, as if he was surprised, and he was a little sighing.

"Fang Shen, don't say such things. Although you are the butler, you are also my husband's distant cousin. Jun'er calls you "Uncle Fang, you can afford it." Lu's style was very generous and waved his hand lightly.

"It's a wife." Fang Shen did not dare to neglect Lu's words and replied with a pleasing look on his face.

"Sit down quickly, Jun'er, you are weak. The doctor said, "You should have a better rest today. Remember to do it for your mother?" Lu handed the medicine to the maid beside him, and raised his hand and held my face and looked at it left and right.

"I still don't remember it. I just remember that I grew up here." Even if I recover my memory, I can't say it. Because at least I have to make a place, I can't let this family throw me away on the street. This was the Tang Dynasty. With my expertise in computer hacking technology, I couldn't find any food in this era, unless I first built a diode computer and built the Internet in the Tang Dynasty.

"Poor son" Lu began to burst into tears again. "The old guy didn't know the importance of beating people. Didn't you just take the jade Ruyi given by His Majesty as a wine to drink? It's not broken, it's not that it cannot be redeemed."

"Ah?" This young master is not only the future greenhead, but also a strong and ardent playboy. He is so awesome. The things Li Shimin gave him to his father dare to use them to the pawn shop for wine, which made me think they were catching up when I heard gossip.

"I feel uncomfortable again? Why is Jun'er sweating?" Lu took out a silk squid from his arms and wiped the cold sweat on my forehead.

"No, I don't remember this, it's so strange." I tried to make a smile on my face. The things given by the national leaders are national treasures. When I went to a pawnshop to change wine, I wanted to slap this room Yiai twice. I just raised my hand, forget it, now it hurts me.

"It's all your fault, Jun'er, don't be afraid. If you have Wei'er, you dare to touch you again. Wei'er will fight with him. Mom will give birth to you three boys. If one of them is missing, Mom will not live." Lu, known as the most jealous woman in the Tang Dynasty, Fang Xuanling's wife, the mother in front of me is indeed not built.

"It was too unreasonable before I had no son, but my father beat him right." This is the truth. If I met such an unfilial son, it would be light to beat him. If I had such a bad boy, I would probably just draw a knife and chop meat and make dumplings and eat it.

"I'm talking about it, for my mother, what are you afraid of? Take the medicine quickly. This is the prescription I asked your father to ask the imperial physician to prescribe. Be good, open your mouth." Lu took the medicine bowl from the maid and handed it to my mouth. It seemed that he was going to feed me medicine again.

"Mom, let me do it myself, I can move now." My eyes were a little hot, this feeling has not been there for many years. I still have a little bit of that when I called me, I was still a little bit like that. After all, the Lu family in front of me was not my biological mother more than a thousand years later, but the kind of doting towards me, no, and love Fang Yiai in her eyes even made me a little jealous of this playboy who had taken over my body. It seems that the generation of the playboy must be due to a good elder who overpoeted him and loved him.

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Chapter completed!