Chapter 731 Report to the Chief: Eggs
Less than half a century after the so-called "Kanggan Prosperity" ended, the Opium War broke out. It was such a dynasty, and some unscrupulous people from later generations overturned the case and made it happen in the Golden Age of Kanggan Prosperity in Chinese history, but in the end the Expert Committee failed because the committee was all a group of Western barbarians, who believed that Kanggan was the dark age rather than the golden age.
When I heard about this news, I almost laughed at my big teeth. Unexpectedly, those Western barbarians even knew more about China's history, such as the Qing Empire, the eternal emperor, and the prosperous era, I bah! They were all a group of turtles squatting by the gutter and eating and having nothing to do, and they were bored and talked about their eggs to play with.
Maybe some people say I am extreme, but that's what I think. Until now, I have been paranoid. I have been disgusted by that dynasty, but I have only disgusted with the dynasty and endless disappointment, and I have no other emotions. At least in my eyes, I am equally disappointed with the Ming Dynasty and the later dynasty.
Fang entered the cabin and suddenly remembered something big, turned to Fang Cheng and asked, "How is it? Why are the guys Fang Zhu and those guys went to buy eggs? Why haven't they come back yet?"
Fang Cheng scratched his head: "The young man was not very clear. Brother Fang Zhu said that there were not many eggs in Dengzhou City, and they had already bought them almost the same amount, but the quantity was not enough for most of what you said by young master. Therefore, they were planning to buy all other duck eggs. When we came, some people came back there to load the car. I guess they had to be very careful when transporting that thing, so I'm afraid they are still walking halfway."
"Oh!" I nodded and turned around: "Bonnarjin. You can lead some more people and rush along the way to meet Fang Zhu and the others. Help them, remember, be careful and tell them, whoever dares to break an egg will have to pay the young master ten cents."
"Little obey the order." Bonnarjin walked out of the cabin door with big striking roars, and immediately pulled a group of people out of the boat and ran towards the dock.
Xianyun looked at me for a while: "Brother Jun, are you playing a trick? Why are you buying so many eggs? Want to improve your life for these soldiers?"
I glanced at Xianyun, grinned and lit up my front teeth: "Well, that's about that, but I'm afraid none of these people are willing to eat, hehehe..."
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Maybe I was smiling a little evilly, Xianyun couldn't help but chill and looked at me with some fear. This guy couldn't figure out what I was trying to do, but my students all looked as if they were taken for granted. In their opinion, Master naturally had his purpose in doing anything.
"Haha, I have a wonderful use. You will know it tomorrow morning, but now..." I turned my eyes to Liu Yue and the others. "I have a difficult task to hand over to you. Can you do it?" I raised my hands and said in a deep voice.
"Please give me instructions, students must do their best." Liu Yue and the others never knew what retreat was, which was very satisfying to me.
I returned to my separate cabin and picked up several white silks. These white silk flags with flags on three sides, but there were no signs on them. Several of my disciples and Xianyun were looking at me in confusion.
"Draw the number zero and draw huge, standard zero eggs on these flags for the teacher. Remember, no deviations are allowed. In total, the teacher has only prepared less than forty white silk flags like this in total." I said seriously.
Liu Yue and the others were all stunned, and they couldn't understand what this meant. I didn't explain much: "Before tomorrow morning, you must draw all the teachers. This is the first answer you need to hand over to your teachers during this period." I smiled extremely despicable, well, I was very happy. I want the naval soldiers of the Royal Academy of the Tang Dynasty to have a good experience, what is embarrassment, how can you throw them to my grandma's house?
However, my students and Xianyun have already understood my personality and are unwilling to explain. Even if they inquire, it will be useless. However, when they see my pranky smile, they naturally know that there must be nothing good. They honestly prepare paper and pen and draft the paper first. I am not worried that Liu Yue and the others will draw the zero eggs into pumpkin or rugby. Anyway, the ugliest the more ironic the more it is. I don’t mind making this effect appear stronger.
Early the next morning, under the urging of the emergency assembly, all members of the Datang Military Academy walked down from their own ships and ran to the open space of the wharf. Here, they formed a neat twenty-one square formation. Behind me was General Zhang and a large group of naval generals who had just arrived at the Dengzhou wharf early this morning, which was also a welcome to our group of friendly troops.
Of course, the first place to hold the land is naturally to raise the national flag and sing the national anthem. An activity has now become an indispensable political task every day in all military bases of the Tang Dynasty. Then, General Zhang, the main person in charge of the Tang Dynasty Navy, jumped up and delivered a speech, hoping that the students from the Tang Military Academy would regard the Tang Dynasty Navy as their own home, and in the future, the Navy would become a place for them to make achievements.
Then, it was time for me to go on stage. I stood under the flag stage, looked at the neat twenty-one square formations, nodded first, then raised my hand and immediately, my personal soldiers carefully pushed out the truckloads of eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs from the end of the dock.
Everyone at the venue was stunned, including General Zhang and his group who came to watch the ceremony. Zhang Liang couldn't help but take two steps forward and pull my clothes: "I said, nephew, what a fool are you doing?"
"Although the general is relieved, General Mo has his own opinions. This is just a means to inspire the soldiers. General Mo has absolutely no sensationalism." I quickly answered respectfully at General Zhang. General Zhang looked at me with a slanted glance and threatened in a low voice: "You say this, I can warn you first, you train the soldiers of the academy. I will not point fingers in front of you, but no matter what the matter is, I will report to Your Majesty."
After hearing this, I was speechless. I was all a person. I don’t know if Uncle Li was worried about my command ability to the navy, or General Zhang could not trust me in the training ability. But that didn’t matter. I will let you understand that sometimes, the role of eggs is far more effective than that of money and boa.
General Zhang quietly retreated to the navy generals, not knowing what he was whispering, but everyone's expressions were a little weird, and it was obvious that these guys didn't understand what psychological stimulation was.
Five carts of eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, and even bird eggs with spots on their shells. Although the students from the twenty-one square arrays below looked so curious and surprised, their long-term training allowed them to maintain their serious standing posture well without making a sound.
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But the navy generals and two were chirping like birds. I ignored their noise, cleared my throat, stepped forward, pointed at the caravans, and whispered to the students: "Students, tell me, what have you seen?"
"Report to Chief: Egg!" The answer sounded neat and powerful, but everyone's expressions were a little funny. Well, laugh slowly, at that time, I wouldn't have time to make you cry. I nodded: "Egg, yes, in fact, in addition to eggs, there are all kinds of eggs here. I would like to ask you, do you want to eat them?!"
"Think!" After this answer, the students' expressions began to become hippie and smile.
I nodded, ignored them, and then attracted Fang Cheng and Bonalljin, spread a white silk flag with a zero egg made of black lines on it. "What is this?!" I reached out and pointed the flag. The students were a little confused, but fortunately, a smart person finally shouted out: "Number zero!"
"Correct, but why is this sound so small?" I tilted my head. At this time, twenty-one square arrays shouted in unison: "Number zero!"
"It seems that everyone hasn't forgotten what the college teaches you yet. Well, this is good, okay, I'll tell you now that this flag is called the Zero Egg Flag! Just like the cars of eggs in front of you, I'll tell you now that the meaning of this flag is: No! There is nothing. Of course, it depends on whether you work hard or not."
Chapter completed!