Chapter 607: A Very Failed Winter Games
It's cold, the children can't go out to play, and squat at home, I can't teach the children to play mahjong. I racked my brains to think about the four kids for a long time before I remembered that I haven't made any money for children. As for boys, it's easy to deal with. As for girls, I'll just make some rag dolls. I don't have that kind of needlework ability, but it doesn't mean that my wife doesn't have Green Butterfly, Cheng Luanluan, and the palace maid sister are all female red masters. As for Li Shu... I won't comment
When I entered the house, I promised to take a pair of shoes for me. It has been two years since I saw her doing it yet. I have always found a reason to leave. Later, I finally showed my feet. When she saw Cheng Luanluan embroidering flowers, she also ran to join in the fun. As a result, the embroidered things scared me and thought that the moth that rushed out from somewhere was molesting the butterfly sister. Since then, Li Shu gritted his teeth and tried to practice his unique skills. Unfortunately, her female red talent is not high, and at most it is just an embroidering impressionist work.
I only gave them a design concept, drew a sketch, and handed the others to Green Die and the others. Unexpectedly, two days later, the dolls were collaborated by the three of them, making the second sister and daughter happy that they almost didn't want to sleep. At night, they had to hold the doll in their arms and just closed their eyes. As for the third brother, they were seven years old, and they also came to compete with my son for a horse riding, which was a headache. Fang Cheng could only give him one.
The Chinese New Year is over, but I have more things to do, because after the first Tang Military Academy Winter Games had been thoroughly prepared, it was launched vigorously, and the track and field events alone were divided into several types. The first type: sprinting events, divided into 100 meters, 110 meters hurdles, 200 meters, 400 meters, and then medium and long-distance running, divided into 1,000 meters, 3,000 meters and 5,000 miles.
There are also subway triathlons swimming 1500 meters, horse riding 1000 meters, and running 1000 meters. Well? The triathlon is a summer sports event, so I can only throw it aside for now. After all, in the middle of winter, no one is in the mood to jump into the ice water and get abused. Moreover, in the middle of winter, the river surface is frozen. You can't let the living people learn to dive in the ice water, right? That is definitely a death sport. If it is held, I'm afraid I can't even keep my head.
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So I can only give up the idea of holding this event in the Winter Sports Games, such as polo, Tang-style football, Tang-style rugby, corner hit, free fighting, long jump, high jump, rope jump, volleyball, basketball, badminton... And now it's winter, I have tricks, speed skating, and skiing, the same is super long distance skiing and short-distance downhill skiing. There are too many tricks, there are nearly fifty minor events alone. Of course, anyone is forbidden to learn from the half dozen youth version of Uncle Cheng's summer sports meeting of the first Tang Military Academy. It would be exhausted to death.
Each person is only allowed to participate in five projects. Of course, collective projects are not included, which means that everyone can sign up for five individual projects, plus five collective projects. There are many people in the college now. There are more than 10,000 people. In addition, since Uncle Li Jing and Uncle Cheng and other groups of external faculty and staff were also clamoring to participate in it, there was no way, so they had to arrange some sports activities for the elderly, such as ball ball, billiards, mahjong, cards, etc., which are suitable for elderly people who are not very flexible in their bodies. But who would have thought that these groups of people
None of the old guys was grateful to me and insisted on forming a polo team. I brag about how he was back then. I didn't want to agree, for fear that these old monsters from the Tang Dynasty would have an accident. Uncle Li didn't even strip me of my land and quickly beat Uncle Li to preside over justice. But who would have thought that it would be fine if he didn't go to find him. Once he went to find him, he bumped into Uncle Li's mouth. Uncle Li also fought for the election and signed up for the election. Fortunately, he was persuaded for most of the day and finally agreed to participate in only one, that is, polo.
A piece of land was specially designed as a competition stadium, which was designed based on the simple venues in later generations. The entire venue was built by the academy's soldiers who had nothing to do after eating and having nothing to do. Because it was winter, there were no cement. There were mud on all sides to make wide steps for everyone to sit down and watch. There were about six rows of positions, and four corners were left as entrances and exits. It could accommodate about 20,000 people to watch the game. If it was crowded, it would be easy to accommodate 40,000 to 50,000 people.
This is a special venue for polo, Tang-style football and Tang-style football. In addition, a track line about 30 meters wide is left on the side, which is a venue specially designed for track and field athletes.
However, after the news of His Majesty the Emperor personally participating in the competition spread in Chang'an, the people of Chang'an became motivated to watch the show, and many boring people came over. The large track and field mixed venue we originally planned to build was really useful. From royal relatives to Ping'an people, they all joined in and squeezed in, filling the entire large venue with the local area, occasionally with men and women. At this point, it can be seen that the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was unprecedentedly open.
The fierce confrontational performances of the actors at the Military Academy were very popular. The drums were even more enthusiastic than cheerleaders in various countries in the Olympic Games later. However, they didn’t know who to cheer for. Anyway, they would be able to make the two sides choke and make the scramble. However, after urgent consultations between us, the leaders of the academy, they decided to arrange commentators everywhere and distribute some basic competition rules for each event. Some ordinary people were illiterate, it didn’t matter. Read them to them to increase their enthusiasm for watching the game. Moreover, the more spectators, the higher the cheers, and the harder the contestants below worked, forming a win-win situation.
When Uncle Li led the retired cadres' polo team to play, the cheers of the standing-up made Uncle Li excitedly wave the poke in his hand, and was extremely proud. Moreover, Uncle Li didn't know whether to promote the family of the Tang Dynasty or to show his polo skills, he overturned his authority to change our schedule into a mess. In order to take care of Uncle Li's emotions and to allow him to see new sports, he could only extend the original three-day game time by five days before it ended. Moreover, Uncle Cheng and other old hooligans saw the students.
I felt the skating was fresh and jumped on it. Fortunately, in the middle of winter, I was dressed thickly. Uncle Cheng threw a big horse and gave up the idea of competing with the students on the ice. However, he was thinking about the horse sled used to serve as a means of transportation for the referee. A group of veterans, including Uncle Li, did not take our sports meet seriously, but it seemed to have become their amusement park. The referees naturally did not dare to compete with these generals and generals for the territories to compete for territory. They could only hand over their mounts in shame to allow these veterans to play wildly.
"Sir, don't be angry. Anyway, Your Majesty and the General and the others will be happy." On the side, Xi Junmai carefully handed over to comfort me.
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My eyes turned black with anger. I was so angry that I was so angry that I bit and looked at the referee's sled car with an old gangster. I ran on the snow with a loud shout, "What can I be angry? Forget it, let these men let them play. Anyway, they should give it a little more pleasure when they ask them for sports funds tomorrow."
Sports funding is a new term I invented. Although the college’s funds have received strong support from Uncle Li, it does not mean that you can spend as much as you want. Every time you buy something, you have to go to Uncle Li Jing to sign it. After passing his review and approval, I can only withdraw money from the college’s finance. Although it is troublesome, I don’t think it’s a big deal. However, I have tried my best to hold the sports meeting this time, so I finally took out three thousand guan from Uncle Li Jing’s mouth as a bonus, a series of activities such as game balls, if I had not privately given nearly a thousand guan inside, then at least ten of our 50 sports events in the Tang Dynasty would have to be cut.
However, after passing this sports event, at least Uncle Li Jing made a statement. If a similar event is held, the college and himself would strongly support it. Uncle Li also agreed and suggested that when the second summer sports meeting, the sixteen guards of the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty would each send a team to participate in the competition. According to Uncle Li's unremarkable words, it is: it not only enhances the competitive spirit of the big guys, but also trains the team and inspires morale. Why not do it? The most important thing is that they can still watch the fun, dad! A bunch of shameless people!
Teaching and educating people is my profession, but I was also hit hard because at the beginning of this year, a group of new people were recruited to Honglu Temple. These Chinese students who were studying hard said that my great power in the Tang Dynasty, China, has always treated people with benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, and trustworthiness. They should use this method to treat other countries and enemy countries. Of course, I was speechless with my eloquence and could not say a single fart with a face full of spit.
Chapter completed!