"I had to kneel down in front of Uncle Li, money, I am, official? I am eighteen years old, now I am from the fourth rank. As for power, I am under my command, the backbone of the Tang army in the Tang Military Academy alone. Beauty? There are many people in the family. What else do you want? Anyway, I think I am more noble in character, mainly because I don't have anything to satisfy my wishes. As for being an emperor, well, thankless, whoever loves to do it, I can't sit in that position all day, just like Uncle Li, who is worried about his relatives and sons' rebellion all day. This kind of life is nothing, it's better to squat at home and hug it, and eat and drink delicious food and spicy food and drink more happily.

"I took your title from Huayin County and named you the Prince of Pingliao County. There are two thousand households in the fief, and actually a thousand households. The bounty is ten kilograms and a thousand silk pieces." Uncle Li smiled happily and said the reward to me, but Uncle Li's smile was strange, as if he was scammering.

"I thank Your Majesty for your kindness." I respectfully expressed my gratitude to Uncle Li, but Uncle Li's smile remained the same. The military generals on the side were like gangsters on the street, whispering to laugh secretly when they saw the excitement. Even Uncle Cheng, the old gangster, was so happy that he even showed his two tiger teeth. What is this? It is not that Uncle Li, the old gangster, played with me, all the words benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, and trust, remembered in my heart, loyalty and filial piety, and a red heart is ready to sacrifice for the feudal society of the Tang Dynasty at any time? I was thinking randomly.

Uncle Li spoke again: "The reward will be delivered to your mansion, but this title of Pingliao County must wait for a while before it can be awarded to your son-in-law, hahahaha..."

I was even more confused when I heard Uncle Li’s words. There was no reason why Uncle Li had a symptom or something. It seems that the Tang Dynasty did not have such a vulgar habit of tying white strips? At this moment, Uncle Li Ji next to me stretched his neck and squeezed at me in a despicable way: "Do you know where Pingliao County is?"

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Ask me? I know, I can't recognize all the prefectures and counties in Guanzhong Road, but I don't know where is Pingliao County. I laughed dryly and asked Uncle Li Ji, "I really don't know, uncle, and I'm just about to ask you about it. Which road is Pingliao County? Near which prefecture?" As soon as I said this, the senior generals of the Tang Dynasty military who looked either fierce or hypocritical on weekdays could not help but laugh. The old hooligans' sequelae of delayed nerve disorder caused by the sound of artillery bombardment just now? I want to find a mobile phone to call the 120 ambulance, and it's best to throw them all into the mental hospital for recuperation.

Uncle Li was happily covering his stomach and slapped the floor. He didn't have the emperor's demeanor, but he looked like an old man who was so crazy. What did these old madmen want to do? But none of them looked at me in front of me, turned their heads and looked at Su Ming General beside him with help. Su Dingfang was quite helpful and whispered in my ear: "The day before yesterday, the General Staff Academy has decided that after pacifying Goguryeo in the future, he will subscribe Goguryeo to the jurisdiction of Hebei Road. Because the capital of Goguryeo is as famous as my Tang Dynasty, your majesty decided to rename it Pingliao at that time. For my brother, I wish my brother a title to be awarded a county magistrate here. Hehehe..." Su Dingfang's laughter made me so angry that I wanted to kick him.

I was completely stunned. No wonder Uncle Li smiled so lewdly just now. It was indeed not a good thing. Uncle Li is simply the best among scumbags. Well, I suddenly made my fief 100,800 miles away, and it was called Pingliao County. But the problem is that Pingliao County is still in the hands of Goguryeo and is also the capital of others. Uncle Li is also a bit too poisonous. No wonder he can't give me a real teaching now, just like a hotel room in later generations, and make me a reservation, but who knows when the previous customer will leave?

I raised thousands of middle fingers at Uncle Li in my heart! However, Su Dingfang's gloating expression also made me feel very indignant!

Su Dingfang stared at me with a ignorant look at him, quickly stopped laughing, and smiled at me with a very sympathetic expression, "My brother, okay, don't care too much, I'm making fun of you for me, after all, you have also entered the county rank to the county magistrate. It's finally a happy event to celebrate, right? How about the two of us brothers go and have a good drunk?"

Since Brother Su has surrendered, we have nothing to do to his head. Besides, the source of the disaster is Uncle Li, an old hooligan. I am a gentleman at least, so I smiled and said, "My brother has a bad appetite today. Let's go another day, but Brother Dingfang should not forget this meal, but you agreed to invite it." Pingliao County, although it seems glorious on the surface, it is useless. Goguryeo is not good. Uncle Li has never been better than Goguryeo in history. Now, although history has been messed up by my strong butterfly, who

There will be no natural disasters and man-made disasters that will make Uncle Li's plan to pacify Goguryeo. At that time, will my son, the Prince of Pingliao County, become a laughing stock among the Tang Dynasty and the people? I am afraid that those outstanding time travelers will also be ridiculed by me as a negative textbook and become the most imperfect model of time travel.

The grief and anger in my heart are not enough to tell outsiders, and I am angry! I vented all my anger on my food, and stuffed a large piece of meat into my mouth, as if it was the biceps removed from Uncle Li's arms and legs. "Eat slowly, no one will rob you. Look at you, it's like you've been hungry for a month." My mother couldn't bear it anymore, so she hit my hand with chopsticks and said angrily.

"Your Majesty is really considerate to our son-in-law Erlang. He did nothing, so he promoted him to another level and had a thousand households in his fief. In the future, I am afraid that our Fangfu will have two Dukes." My mother thought it was quite beautiful, but I am still very dissatisfied with Uncle Li, the old hooligan.

"This child is still feeling uncomfortable changing your fiefdom for Your Majesty?" The old man said slowly as if the matter had nothing to do with him.

"Of course, my fief was originally in Huayin County. It was so close that I could arrive in about a day of riding a horse. Since I practiced the Great Road, half a day has been enough. But now His Majesty has taken away the child's fiefdom and moved to the far north. Can I be calm?" I wiped my mouth angrily, took a sip of wine and complained.

"Silly boy, isn't you a good thing you did yourself?" The old man gave me a blank look, took the chopsticks and threw them into his mouth, picked up the newspaper on the slaughter and bounced it: "What have you made Liaodong like on this thing all day long? Since you think there is good over there, Your Majesty has given you the Lord of Pingliao County, you should be happy. Do you know that you are a thousand households. I have followed Your Majesty to fight for many years and have been the prime minister of the world. It's up to you to be favored by him.

But my fief is only 2,210 households. You are a small county uncle, and the fief you get is almost the same as the county magistrate. You can take it with peace of mind. Besides, Your Majesty has granted you to the capital of Goguryeo. What a great honor this is, no one can ask for it. Besides, before this battle begins, you will be named the county uncle of another country." The old man took a deep breath, with a hint of emotion.

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"This is an unprecedented precedent since the founding of our country. Your Majesty's honor and favor to you is the only one who has ever been talking to me all day long. Do you still feel wronged? My scholarly brother from the Fang family has always been responsible for serving the court. He is loyal to His Majesty, the duty of the Fang clan. What kind of expression do you have? What's wrong with your father's lesson?"

I'm sleepy, isn't it just a yawn? What's worth making a fuss about you? Forget it, our Fang family has been a romantic life, respecting the elderly and loving the young is our obligation and responsibility. We don't care about being a father, and we lower our eyebrows and say with a pleasing expression that we have gained a deep understanding from the old man's words.

The old man looked at me for a long time, and snorted a little dissatisfied and continued: "My family is full of loyalty and wise men. I never care about rewards for serving Your Majesty. You are the one who is a big deal all day long. Could it be that you think that such a big deal as a gift is a joke, and you still want to bargain with Your Majesty? Don't look at you, you know that you are making a fool of yourself and your friends are making trouble outside, but you don't know how to grow up!" The old man started to whirl up and said that he was drowsy, and the whole family was drowsy. The eldest brother was bored and searched in his bowl with chopsticks. It seemed that he found a meteorite from outer space. My mother seemed to be listening to the opera. He looked kindly at the third child, the stinky child, gnawing chicken legs, and his mouth was full of oil. He wiped the robe with his hands. He was grabbed by his mother and slapped the back of his head. He could only make a grievance. He politely picked up a hand towel and wiped his hands. However, the little kid left his mother to cover her mouth and yawn. He threw most of the chicken legs into the old man's bowl while he was full and hid behind the elder brother and laughed. This kid was reluctant to slap him. It was too rude. Is there anyone who joked with the father like this? The old man's teeth are not good. If he collapsed his front teeth or something, wouldn't it damage the heroic posture of the prime minister in the dynasty?

"I'm so fucking that I'm talking about you!" The old man knocked on the table with dissatisfaction and pointed at me and said angrily. I could only cheer up and listen carefully.
Chapter completed!