Chapter 408 The swimming skills of Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng: Dog Creation
"My father-in-law, I don't know if I'm interested, so I'll have a swim with my son-in-law. Look at it's hot." I put on a pergola and looked up at the sky. Well, these two must have seen me play happily and felt itchy. But after all, one is an emperor and the other is a senior cadre at the level of a general. I was embarrassed to go into the water barely, so I had to use my well-behaved and sensible son-in-law to fire the first shot.
Uncle Cheng seemed to be embarrassed, blinked and looked at Uncle Li, "Oh? This is a good idea. This damn ghost weather can make Lao Cheng feel hot, and his elbows are sweating. I said to you, Your Majesty, Old Cheng also wants to get into the water and cool down. I don't know if Your Majesty wants to swim together. This water must be cooler."
Uncle Li looked very embarrassed and looked around. It was too much to say? Hurry up, I stood up and coughed twice: "My father-in-law, my son-in-law also wants to see my father-in-law's swimming skills. Besides, it's so hot, you can cool down and lively, and maybe you can have a good night's sleep at night."
Under my consolation with Uncle Cheng, Uncle Li started to undress and untied his clothes. Well, it seemed a bit disgusting to say that, but that's the truth.
Of course, I want to see Uncle Li's dragon butt? It must be at least 5th grade or above. All the maids and eunuchs of the imperial guards turned their faces. To be honest, Uncle Li's figure is pretty good. Although he has a belly, he still can't reach the exaggeration of beer belly. However, the white skin, the diamond-shaped chest hair on his chest, and the two white thighs also have a lot of black hair, giving people a sense of smoothness. Uncle Cheng is more unrestrained and his speed of taking off his clothes seems very unrestrained. Once he pulls his hands, he only has a crotch cloth wrapped around his little brother. The body hair reminds me of an orangutan. Or, it should be said that Uncle Cheng seems to be wearing a black swimsuit, and vomits first...
The two little princes didn't know where to spit, and they didn't have any loyalty. They made my eyes look green. Well, that's very disgusting. Think about it, what it feels like to play with the black and white two evil spirits? It's so disgusting. Uncle Li turned around and shook his hair handsomely: "What kind of expression is the son-in-law?!"
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I had the desire to die, but I had no choice but to take off my clothes and pants that had been put on my body as fast as possible under the supervision of these two old father-in-laws. I howled in sorrow and anger, bulged my chest muscles and took a deep breath, rushed forward like a rabbit shot. In the surprised gaze of Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng, I jumped and rotated perfectly 720 degrees, and rushed into the clear Taiyi Pool, causing a burst of roaring splashes and white foam.
"Good skills, let's see me!" Uncle Cheng saw that I was throwing into the water with such a wonderful posture, and couldn't help but itchy skills. He shouted loudly, and his big feet were on the floor of the water pavilion, and he rushed out of three big steps. Uncle Cheng shouted loudly and flew towards me with the momentum of breaking Huashan Mountain. Damn, he quickly kicked several times and finally barely got out of the field. Uncle Cheng was like a giant black bear. The waves splashed in the water reminded me of the big waves caused by a 12-level typhoon.
"Wow, it's so cool, it's so cool." Uncle Cheng stretched his head proudly on the water surface, yelling loudly. Uncle Li also got itchy and ran wildly, then flew into the air and threw his butt into a circle, like a white meat shell, hitting it hard on the water surface.
"Haha, I really feel so happy when I get soaked in the water." Uncle Li was excited and sprinkled the water on his face, and shouted excitedly.
Then, Uncle Li suggested that the three of us swim around the Taiye Pool. This proposal was immediately strongly supported by Uncle Cheng. The two old men were enthusiastically advancing with the most standard dog-planing swimming technique in the clear water of the pool. Oh, the cake seller, my stomach was almost cramped.
"Son-in-law, what are you laughing at here with a grin? Do you think you are swimming faster than me?" Uncle Cheng was digging the water splashes elegantly and swam to me very smoothly.
"No, my son-in-law doesn't have that courage, oh no, my son-in-law doesn't have that ability. Father-in-law, that father-in-law, has already swam there." He quickly pointed to Uncle Li, who was as white as a skinned fish. Uncle Cheng groaned: "Look at me." The water splashed, Uncle Cheng rushed forward frantically. I slowly followed these two old men with strong competitive spirits in the back with breaststroke. Finally, after swimming, Uncle Li was the first to lose his energy and climbed out of the water pavilion. I quickly lay on the edge of the water pavilion as tired and powerless. Uncle Cheng was so happy: "Your Majesty, look at Old Cheng can still swim..." Continue to move forward.
Uncle Li wrapped the blanket that Zhao Kun put on him, staring at Uncle Cheng, who was like a black fish drunk in the water, "Old man, you can't drown you. By the way, my son-in-law, come up here, come here, come and get some wine and food. Hey, where are my two children?"
"The two little princes are squatting there, so the little one is here to call me?" Zhao Kun from the side quickly reported.
I finally climbed up to the water pavilion, took the towel and rubbed the water stains on my body. Uncle Li exclaimed and approached: "Son-in-law, what's the thing wrapped in your crotch?"
"Pants, this is called underwear. The son-in-law is not used to the crotch cloth, so he made such a pair of underwear, which makes it cooler to wear." He was very swaying in front of Uncle Li, so that the emperor who was walking around me could see the style of my underwear clearly.
Uncle Li walked around twice, looking very excited, then looked at the crotch cloth on his body, as if he felt that the underwear on my body was much more beautiful than his, and his eyes became a little jealous.
"My father-in-law, this thing is easy to wear and close to the body. If you like it, my son-in-law will give you some new ones tomorrow, which is guaranteed to be much more comfortable than what you wear now." He quickly put a towel around his waist, for fear that His Majesty the Emperor would be jealous and so if he had to exchange underwear with me now, wouldn't it be embarrassing to throw it to my grandma's house?
"Oh? Well, hehe, okay, a good son-in-law, that's all. I want to try it, hahaha..." Uncle Li smiled happily.
Uncle Cheng finally got soaked in the water, climbed up the pavilion, wiped his black hair with a towel, put on a blanket, and squatted to the edge of the wine table that had been put on, picked up the wine cup and poured it into his throat. After three bowls of it, he sniffed out with satisfaction: "Happy, Your Majesty, what are you talking about with my husband's son-in-law? You are so happy."
"Fuck!" Uncle Li glared at the old man's eyes hatefully: "Jun'er is also my husband's son-in-law. I'm asking my husband about this underwear. Is it called underwear?"
"Yes, it's really called underwear." I quickly responded. I was reluctant to meet these two father-in-law at the same time. This is why the two old men always like to argue about this matter, and they are crazy.
"Oh? Underwear, what new things can make me open my eyes." Uncle Cheng glanced at me curiously. In desperation, he had to stand up and untied his clothes and let Uncle Cheng, the old hooligan, see the new things. The two little princes who were accusing the tables were so smirking that their stomachs were thrusting. ***, I will deal with these two little bastards one day.
After listening to my explanation that this thing is both cool and convenient, Uncle Cheng said readily: "Okay, since it is so easy to use, the young son-in-law and young man must be more filial to the elderly, right?"
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"It must be, it must be, the son-in-law will naturally respect you." What else can I say? The old hooligan has never refused the request. Then he chatted while drinking and explained the correct posture of swimming and the many benefits and benefits that swimming can bring to the body. Not only were these two people excited to listen, but even Li Zhi and Li Shen and the others were excited and kept slapped me.
"Oh, according to what the virtuous son said, there are so many benefits to swimming?!" Uncle Li became interested and looked back at the clear Taili Pool. The rippling blue waves could bring a cool feeling without touching them.
"Of course, the son-in-law is in such good health because he used to swim, which not only brings benefits to the body and psychological pleasure, but also exercises people's will and endurance. For example, people who are beginners generally have a fear of water. The strangeness of the water environment makes them feel scared. The process of learning swimming is to overcome fear, overcome difficulties such as cold and tiredness. It is a good exercise for people's will. These have tempered people's will and inspired people's spirit." Everything, well, as long as it is a good thing, you have to exaggerate. After all, I also want Li Zhi, a little kid, to drink water and gain a better understanding, so as not to think that he is smart all day long.
"Hahaha, after the son-in-law's explanation, I feel very reasonable, but..." Uncle Li glanced at Li Zhi and Li Shen, and the two little princes were looking at Uncle Li with extremely urgent expressions.
Chapter completed!