Chapter 176 The taste of the eunuch
"Oh, Mr. Qiu is here? Come on, sit down quickly." Qiu Danmo, who was startled by Cai Nan's slogan as soon as he entered the door, sat down, poured tea for the speech, and asked in a low voice. Qiu Danmo and Li Xiaode's talents are different from development direction. The vulgar old man is more eloquent, with a loud voice, vivid language, and very inflammatory, but he is older. He is now a instructor who is responsible for political and ideological indoctrination. There is another task to teach his rich experience in working in meticulous positions for many years to those Buddhists, Taoists, and veterinarians. As for Li Xiaode, don't look at him dressing up as a Taoist priest all day long, in fact, this guy is Li
An assassin under his uncle was very arrogant. In order to make the best use of the goods, he was responsible for some ways to save his life by the students. In addition, he was also responsible for training the group of Rangers who had surrendered to the government and served the government departments, and Cai Nan, the group of imperial guards in the palace, collectively known as "Da Nei Spy". This is not the name given by this young master, but a special force named by Uncle Li himself. Unlike the group of monks and Taoists engaged in spy intelligence, the so-called Da Nei Spy is more good at bandits, killing, setting fires, extortion, etc., which is very much the prototype of special forces in later generations.
"Thank you, my son. I have something to report to you." Qiu Danmo thanked me, took a sip of tea, and squeezed at me. I understood: "The people outside have closed the door." With a creak, the heavy door closed with an accompaniment of an unpleasant sound.
"Young Master, the subordinate of the password book has made a rough idea. Please take a look at this." He took out a piece of cloth covered with marks from his arms, smiled mysteriously, and handed it to me.
"It's done?" He took it over and took a look. Sure enough, I couldn't tell what it meant after reading it for a long time. Qiu Danmo laughed dryly and handed over a small notebook: "Young Master, please fold it again according to the above, and you will know the contents."
"Well. Not bad." I was very happy, but my face couldn't be too obvious. Unexpectedly, this old spy was good at doing this. Since the establishment of the Enzu Academy, I actually put the task to him. In just one month, I actually made it. Although it was not perfect and there were many shortcomings, at least it had the prototype of spy language. It was very good and worthy of praise.
"However, it still needs to be improved, and strive to be able to go further and do a little more perfect. I hope I can see a complete work next time. Your Majesty has not left us much time. The Tubo envoy will enter Beijing in April. Before the end of May, we must let the students complete all their studies. The time is tight and the task is heavy..."
"Please rest assured, my subordinates will do their best to complete this item as soon as possible." Qiu Danmo said happily and left.
I spread the paper on the table again and continued to write a draft. This is the draft opinion on the construction of the Staff Academy. Since Uncle Li lost a scattered court advisor to me, my work tasks have become more arduous. Not only did I take charge of the presidency of the Secretariat, but I also became a staff officer who was on call. It is also true. As for the Staff Academy, I asked me to write a procedure for it. There is no way. We can only use the staff system in later generations to process and polish it in order to submit a mission to Uncle Li. More importantly, the birth of the staff system may eliminate the failure of the military system in Chinese history, the military system in the history of eunuchs, the military supervision system in China.
To be honest, I really don't know what the eunuchs are using to be military supervisors. They don't understand military affairs and sit there. From time to time, they still command blindly. In the Yellow Turban Rebellion in the late Han Dynasty, the Northern Army General Lu Zhi was ordered to suppress and resist the enemy in Guangzong area. There was no victory or defeat. Emperor Ling of Han sent the eunuch Zuo Feng to the army to observe the situation. Zuo Feng was the ten regular attendants and had power. Some people advised Lu Zhi to spend money to bribe Zuo Feng, but Lu Zhi refused. As a result, Zuo Feng, a guy without bird, hated Lu Zhi for this reason, said that Lu Zhi was afraid of the enemy and could not advance. Emperor Ling was furious and took Lu Zhi back in a prison cart, almost executed. Later, fortunately Huangfu Song reported that Lu Zhi was not guilty, and finally regained Lu Zhi's official position-
Not to mention the Han Dynasty, except for the early Tang Dynasty, which of the more than ten emperors in the late Tang Dynasty did not live under the shadow of eunuchs. I really don’t understand. Which eunuch is invented by the eunuchs? Men make people not human or demonic, and eventually become psychologically perverted. They only know internal strife all day long. Which Han nationality was not in power by eunuchs at the end of the Han Dynasty? The ten eunuchs of the Tang Dynasty were favored and gradually participated in politics. Generally, political affairs were handled by Gao Lishi, and major matters were given to the emperor for judgment. Li Fuguo, who was also a eunuch, made contributions to the establishment and his power gradually expanded. He could participate in confidentiality, command the imperial guards, appoint and remove prime ministers, kill the queen, and support Emperor Daizong.
As for the Song Dynasty, such disasters arose, and in the Ming Dynasty, there were countless disasters. The only thing that is thankful to me was that the eunuchs were managed by the Eunuch Provincial Department of Eunuch, Yeting Bureau, Palace Bureau, Xiguan Bureau, Neiju Bureau, and Inner Government Bureau. They were in charge of the books, guards, illnesses, and warehouse supply in the palace. The heads of each bureau were called the Order or Chief. Uncle Li, the enlightened king, had extremely strict restrictions on eunuchs, and stipulated that the highest rank of eunuchs in the Eunuch Provincial Department of Eunuch is the third rank, and the amount was also limited. And at this time, the momentum of eunuchs in the entire palace was not limited to a thousand people, and the increase was not allowed.
It would be great if the legislation could be used to indicate the rights and responsibilities of eunuchs. Unfortunately, imperial power is the most important thing for Uncle Li. After the system of the General Staff matures, we will find a way to completely get rid of the eunuchs' participation in the military, which is conducive to the healthy development of military construction. We cannot clearly change history and quietly move the track assembly bit by bit, right? Anyway, I am still young and still have a long time.
"Brother Jun, do you hate eunuchs very much?" Li Zhi looked through my manuscript and asked in confusion after a while.
"Do you like them?" I asked back, took the bird's nest porridge handed over by the palace maid, swallowed it all in two big mouthfuls, smashed my mouth, handed it back to the palace maid, and smiled at her very gentlemanly, "Please have another bowl." The palace maid quickly withdrew her surprised gaze, took the bowl of porridge and left.
"Is there anyone who eats porridge like this?" Li Shu rolled his eyes at me twice, slowly raised his orchid fingers, picked up the small wooden spoon, and put it into his mouth bit by bit.
"I can't say I like it, but at least," Li Zhi frowned and thought for a long time but couldn't find a suitable word to talk about the good or bad of eunuchs. He didn't even bother to drink the bird's nest porridge in front of him. Very well, he quietly moved the bowl toward me and coughed dryly: "Do you know Zhao Gao of the Qin Dynasty? There are also the ten eunuchs in the late Han Dynasty."
"Of course I know. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, Zhao Gao tampers with the will and helped establish the mediocre lord. At the end of the Han Dynasty, the ten regular attendants made chaos, levying bribes and selling official positions. The doctor Zhang Jun clearly pointed out in his memorial to the emperor, "The reason why Zhang Jiao was able to raise troops and cause chaos, and the reason why thousands of people were happy to support him was that the ten regular attendants released their fathers, brothers, children, marriage ranks, and guests occupied the prefectures and counties, and they were invading the people. They had no telling the people's grievances, so they planned to make mistakes and gathered as 'thieves'."
"The Yellow Turban Rebellion was forced by the dictatorship of the eunuchs of the foreign relatives, which led to the decline of the Han Dynasty. In the Qin Dynasty, Hu Hai was a famous playboy among the sons of Qin Shihuang, but with the support of the eunuch Zhao Gao, he became the second emperor of Qin and killed the promising prince Fusu with a false edict. Why do you think?"—
"Eunuchs are in chaos! It is a psychological perversion caused by their physical incompleteness. Think about it, a big man, watching women walking around all day long, and they can't see and eat. What would you think? Oh, why are you pinching me? I'm just talking about serious things, just to give an example."
"How could you compare this to me?" Li Shu blushed when she heard this, glared at me hatefully, turned her face to the other side, and continued to drink her bird's nest porridge.
"Then he will definitely feel uncomfortable. Over time, his physical defects will be ridiculed for a long time. He will gradually become perverted in his psychology, and instead look for fun and vent his inner dissatisfaction from other aspects..." The more he listened, Li Zhi's face became paler. Li Shu had already hid far away and ran to the other end of the hall to see the scenery.
"...Jun Ge'er, what do you mean? Shouldn't there be eunuchs?"
"Anyway, I think those guys are just perverted. Don't you think they have a very serious smell on them? That's because they cut the bottom of the man and couldn't use props normally when urinating? Well, props often get wet in their crotch. If you don't believe it, you will deliberately walk up to a eunuch and talk nonsense to him to see if you can smell it." How disgusting can you say, let's say how disgusting it, so that this child who is not yet healthy has a shadow on the eunuch.
Sure enough, Li Zhi's face turned pale, the corners of his mouth were twitching, and the corners of his eyes were slanted: "Brother Jun, I don't care if you don't say it. Now I think about it, there is really that kind of thing, vomit..."
Chapter completed!