Sure enough, the group of soldiers who were standing a few meters away were sitting directly on the ground, and two guys had broken bamboos inserted into their faces, with bloody faces. Perhaps they were stunned by the power of this miniature explosive rod, and sat in a daze, as if they were attacked by the US soldiers attacked by the Iraqi people with grenades.

The entire Youzhi Jinwu station rushed into a weasel like a chicken coop, as if it was blown up. Many soldiers in half-clad clothing and armor ran around with swords and guns. Then they heard a loud shout outside the door that was not as strong as the explosion: "Who dares to make noise here!" The sound sounded a little familiar?

Twist, a large number of iron men appeared in front of me, and the shiny Jiaye almost blinded me.

"The young man in the Fang family! Hahaha, I still think that someone dares to act here. It turns out it is you!" A very familiar title, I squinted my eyes for a long time and didn't see clearly, and I felt a bear paw on my shoulder, and half of my body was immediately numb. "Uncle Cheng Cheng?" Unexpectedly, I had no way to go to heaven and no holes in the ground, and I was caught by this scumbag.

"I'm not wild," I wanted to cry. What Uncle Cheng said was clearly the attitude of stamping first and then asking for guilt.

"Knowing, don't scare the nephew of the Fang family. Hahaha, I haven't seen each other for several years. Fang Er is so majestic, he has more heroic spirit than your father." Who is this old guy? Looks like he is not a few years older than Uncle Cheng, but he is very domineering. His three long beards are as dark as ink, and his eyes are full of brilliance. What an old handsome guy, not far from Uncle Li, and his murderous aura on the battlefield is comparable to Uncle Cheng.

"I'm going to be polite first, this uncle is." He saluted very respectfully. It seems that they are all tough uncles like the powerful generals of the Tang Dynasty. We can't afford to offend them.

"I, Li Ji, isn't that Ye Xu of the Duke of Wei?" Li Ji's eyes were already attracted by the scenes of the martial arts training ground. There was a younger general next to him. After introducing himself, he realized that this person was Yuchi Jingzong, the general of the Right Jinwu Guard, who was the nephew of Yuchi Jingde of the Duke of E. He was also considered an acquaintance. On the first day of the first lunar month, he accompanied the two old generals to inspect the guards. Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the door, he was shocked by a thunder. He thought that there was a strange scene of drought and thunder in winter, so he rushed in with a large ticket inspector.

A bunch of soldiers helped Li Yexu stand up with all their hands and feet. Two bamboo sticks on their butt were trembling slightly. Uncle Cheng was very curious and jumped up and down to surround Li Yexu, who had his eyes closed and his face pale. After a while, he stretched out his hand. "Ah!" Li Yexu woke up with his armor and was about to curse, and saw Uncle Cheng standing in front of him, holding two bamboo sticks with blood in his hand.

"What's wrong with the young master of the Li family? I'm just a few yelling, I want to fight on the battlefield, covered in blood." Uncle Cheng opened his mouth and the storm followed.

"The last general has seen several generals. What the general is saying, why can't my nephew hear it clearly? He keeps calling in his ears." Li Yexu said with a wry smile as if he was embarrassed in a storm.

All eyes glared at me, and quickly stepped forward and supported Li Yexu's self-reaping disaster with great concern: "It's nothing, it hurts the eardrum by the sound of bamboo cannons. Just rest for a while. Who would you get some medicine? Brother Ye Xu's butt?" As soon as this said, the sound of the thunder continued, and a group of soldiers blushed.

Brother Ye Xu stared at me with a dark face, his eyes were extremely resentful... Hey, what happened to this guy's ears? Are you very sensitive to the word "butt"?

Just like the thousand-year-old resentful girl Li Yexu, I blinked innocently, what would it be called if I didn’t call her butt? If I tell your subordinates that the range of injuries is the junction of the gluteus maximus, piriformis, sartois, and quadriceps, and then let them understand the tensile fascia lata, gluteus medius, gluteus minimus, pubic muscles, long-term muscles, thin femur muscles, biceps femur, semi-tendonist, semimembrane muscles, as well as the division, grouping, layering, arrangement and function of the entire lower limb muscle group, I am afraid that you will die due to excessive blood loss on your butt.

"Ah, why are you just laughing in a daze?" Uncle Li Ji looked strange, angry and funny, and waved his hand: "You can't help Lord Changshi there and lie down there and apply medicine."

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"No! There is no need to cook a small wound, just bandage it." Brother Ye Xu, whose hearing is gradually recovering, looks very heroic. Hurry up and stay with this handsome elder brother. "Brother Ye Xu, don't do this. This thing is covered with fire. If this thing enters the skin, it will easily cause the wound to become inflamed. If it is not treated at this time..." He stopped talking and looked at Brother Ye Xu with a sincere look.

Sure enough, Brother Ye Xu's face was a little dark. It seemed that if he got infected or something, he would have a plum blossom on his butt on his two petals in the future. It was really... it was a bit embarrassing.

Brother Ye Xu had to take off his armor on the spot and let the medical officer who rushed over to deal with the wound.

"That's just this little thing?" Uncle Cheng was also very curious and picked up the bamboo cannon and tinkered with it in his hand. He was very glad that there were no smokers in the Tang Dynasty. Otherwise, if he was sillying like this, he would have ended up holding a bamboo cannon comparable to a detonator in his hand.

"It's just this little thing that made a roar of thunder just now?" Uncle Li Ji was not willing to be outdone, so he picked up one and swayed it around his eyes. He was so scared that a group of soldiers who had just seen the advantages of bamboo cannons took several steps, and two of them were bandaging the side with Lord Changshi with the wounded faces.

"Let me try it." Uncle Cheng was not afraid of death. He reached out and copied the incense that had not fallen on the ground and lit it on the lead. The blue smoke was lit under the eyes of two high-ranking officials of the Tang Dynasty. I was so scared that my hair was standing all over. These two old guys were desperate?!

With a loud shout, Uncle Cheng was stunned and grabbed the bamboo cannon and threw it to the side. Bang!!! Fortunately, there were no people there, just the neatly arranged weapons all scattered all over the ground, the dry grass and snow in the corner flew into the entire courtyard, and even the pillars three or five steps away were slightly trembling and half of the bamboo sticks were inserted into the columns.

Brother Ye Xu, who had just been stimulated, was lying on the bench, showing his two front teeth, smiling happily than anyone else. This guy was so happy that he was so happy.

Uncle Cheng's old face was a little white, his half-open mouth was a little trembling, and his two cows stared at the weapons that had been scattered all over the ground with round eyes. Uncle Li Ji's expression was not very good, and his hands holding the bamboo cannon were a little shaking. It seemed that he was also scared by the power of the small bamboo cannon.

"This thing is a good guy!" Uncle Li Ji said after a while.

"It's better for two uncles to come." He took the bamboo cannon back from Li Ji's hand, but who knew what these two old guys would get.

Sure enough, Li Ji pulled Uncle Cheng, who was in the recovery period, and Yuchi Jingzong, who was standing next to Li Yexu to observe the white hips and maximus buttocks of Brother Yexu. The three heroic warriors squeezed each other in a very vulgar way, muttering in a low voice?

"Hey, you made this thing from the queen of the Fang family?" Uncle Cheng seemed not used to being vulgar. He muttered a few words and walked towards me, squeezing at me kindly: "Tell me, why did you think of tinkering with this little thing?"

"I'm joking around, he's joking around, he's joking around." Uncle Chaocheng smiled carefully.

No matter how kind Uncle Cheng's hideous old face is, it is more cruel than the evil ghosts in hell. His fierce eyes stared at me, making me feel cold all over-
Chapter completed!