Chapter 76 Beat the table!
"Xiaozhi, come here quickly. I have something big to do with you. It will be of great benefit to you." I made a strange expression, stretched out the hand that rubbed my feet just now, pulled the smelly child over, and took revenge on this guy in a small way.
"Really?" Li Zhi didn't pay attention to my little movements. The young man in the flower season had always had a strong desire for knowledge. He was very interested and was not afraid of the smell of my feet.?? Could it be that I was dazzled? I saw the three-ring bun that was low in the window again.
"Gogua is forever, and women always pass on this saying is indeed a famous saying." I sighed very much, Green Butterfly has an almost paranoid hobby for gossip, and has a persistent heart.
"Brother Jun, is this your new poem? I copied it for you, and my father said that my calligraphy has made great progress during this period." Li Zhi had the urge to leave calligraphy in my study.
"Don't do serious things, serious things matter." If I really put Li Zhi's calligraphy on here, within a short time, my strong feminist, Lu, would definitely plant sweet potatoes on my head.
Squinted at the young man, and just showed his front teeth, Li Zhi spoke first: "What do Brother Jun want to ask?" Li Zhi's eyes became alert.
"I just want to ask, why don't you like such a beautiful woman with a slender waist like a willow, a beautiful woman with a beautiful body, a starry and moon-eyed woman, a starry eye and a moon-eyed woman?" Li Ke, the beast sitting next to me, nodding her head frequently in agreement, just as she raised her hand and stretched out her tongue to agree with this young master's statement.
Li Zhi squinted at me: "I said, Brother Jun, what kind of eyes are you? Why are there no girl in the family that you see is comparable to my sister?" He was very disdainful and very affectionate. This young man looked black and his hands were a little twitching. He wanted to mention the little kid as a stone lock at the door. He insisted on showing his two front teeth first and continued to show his two front teeth, making a kind look: "I know, your sister is naturally very beautiful, but, besides your sister, who else do you think is beautiful?"—
"There is a conspiracy! Brother Jun, are you thinking about something bad to harm me?" The smelly child squeezed me, and he went to my nose to my nose, eyes to my eyes.
"Hmph...Who is my Fang Yiai? A real person who treats helping others as the basis of happiness. Do you have the skill and energy to harm you, a child who has no interest in me?" I angrily threw down my sleeves, my eyes must remain sincere, and my expression must be sad, just like a real person who was wronged.
"Hmph, I don't believe it." The little brat raised his chin high, looking very disdainful. I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so smoked.
He was angry, and his big hand slapped the table a few times, so shocked that Brother Li Ke, who was watching the show, shivered his hands and almost poured a cup of hot tea into his mouth. He had no time to pay attention to Li Ke's resentful eyes and glared at the little kid: "You don't even look down on such a beautiful and lovely beauty. Do you want an international beauty like Sister Qin?"
Hearing Sister Qin's name, Li Zhi's eyes turned blue immediately. Li Zhi swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "I don't want to beat me to death, by the way, Brother Jun, do you always ask me about this question?"
Li Zhi's retort made me speechless. Yes, am I sick? How old is Li Zhi? The future emperor's IQ development is not sound, and sexual development is probably... I took a sneak peek at Li Zhi's small body that was not much thicker than a bamboo pole. Well, this sexual development will have to wait for several years. It seems that the little boy's madness has not yet been shown. Hehehe, that means that this young master may be able to guide him in a new direction, at least he doesn't have to waste my brain cells in the future just to worry about his love for our wife...
Just as I was entering the meditation, Li Zhi, the stinky child, spoke again: "Brother Jun, your appreciation level is really very good." He shook his head and sighed, and his little head swayed: "Sister Qin, let's not talk about Sister Qin, just say that the palace maid my father gave you is not very good, and it is not as beautiful as the maid Qiuxiang in my room." Li Zhi's eyes looked fascinated. I could even see the saliva at the corner of the evil little master's mouth.
"What? Qiuxiang? Then there is a pomegranate sister in your room, right?" I was very nervous. Tang Bohu's girl also came to the Tang Dynasty for a time travel exercise?
"Sister Pomegranate? There are only a few pomegranate trees in our yard, huh?..." Li Zhi turned around and stared at me, blinking his eyes: "Do you know my Qiuxiang?" Now, it was Li Zhi's turn to be nervous, "She is the concubine I will take in the future, so I can't send it to you."
"Who... I'm young, I just think about these things, and I don't know how to win glory for the country and improve my thoughts. I have always been my lifelong ambition to expand my territory and drive out the Turks. I'm not like you, a big child, just thinking about the same thing as the little girl, and pouring it out of the same mold as your third brother." I despise this little pervert, but it may be the confusion of time and space caused by my flaming wings. For this, I should repent for a second or two.
"Cough cough cough..." Li Ke was like a tuberculosis patient, and then he remembered that this guy was right in front of him. He quickly bowed to the wise and powerful Prince Dike, and lowered his voice and said, "Brother, don't make trouble, isn't this teasing the child?"
"Brother Jun is really..." Li Ke rolled his eyes helplessly and took a sip of tea in depression. He is worthy of being a brother who is trying to get his friends.
"You are not big! You have taken a concubine, but I just have this idea and have not been put into practice yet." Li Zhi fought back without any weakness.
"Repay the money!" Do you dare to argue with me, the creditor? I was angry, and I stared at Li Zhi hatefully, spread my hands, and combined with our strong muscles and burly figure, it was very powerful as a gangster who wanted to pay debts and red flowers.
"Brother Jun, don't worry, it will be bad if you hurt your body. You are still ill. Drink chicken soup and let me take a few days. This month, I'm really tight." Li Zhi also learned to play tricks with me with a smile, rubbing three fingers there... Who doesn't learn good people, but I just learn from me.
But this is good, I finally feel relieved. In the future, let us teach this future Emperor of Tang carefully, so that his eyes will be farther away and broader. Don’t always look at the young woman. Look forward and look at the future of the motherland. In a decade or twenty years, His Majesty Li Zhi becomes a lolita controller, and our family’s safety will be worry-free... Hahahaha.
"Brother Jun, what are you doing? You are laughing so sinister." Li Zhi was almost squeezed to the stove, afraid of my gloomy laughter and ferocious expression.
Brother Li Ke finally got a lot of hot tea, saw a good show, and patted his hands happily: "Okay, okay, Brother Jun is looking for it, let me give you my brother a chance. There will be a report in the future. Now," Brother Li Ke touched his stomach and sighed: "Unclearly, is this time really fast?"
"...Oh my brother, I forgot if you didn't mention it. Please invite me quickly. I guess the food in the back hall should be served. Please invite me quickly." He took the two princes and walked out-
When we arrived at the back hall, hey, the person hadn't arrived yet, it didn't matter. Green Die was setting up a table with several servants to add tea. "Brother, please sit down, Xiaohong, go and make Aunt Liu in the kitchen be more neat, and then bring the braised meat made by the young master himself to His Highness the King of Wu." He waved to the door with great momentum. A busy maid responded crisply, lifted her feet and ran out of the hall.
"Ah... Brother, I don't hate the smoke the most in daily life. Besides, the gentleman is away from the kitchen, and your old illness has not yet recovered..." Brother Li Ke pointed at me in surprise.
"Brother, this is a bad thing..." I just couldn't listen to this. I slapped the table in the posture of a new society and a new youth, staring at Li Ke with justice, the inheritor of the blood of Li Shimin, the largest imperialist leader of the Tang Dynasty.
PS: It is not intentionally to drag the plot. Before the phoenix dances, it must live in the sycamore tree. Before the colorful butterflies fly, it must turn into insects. Besides, the second man in the Fang Mansion is superhuman. Bah, the two days of speaking are strange and strange. When our colleagues heard it, they all turned into ancient Confucianism.
Only by brewing and precipitating can there be a huge rebound. Yes, the small house will be pushed soon. I heard it wrong? You heard it right, stay tuned, reverse the war!! The specific time is not this week, it is next week, because it is sunny, you have to write according to the specific outline. I have violated the regulations and revealed the plot to everyone. Everyone can give me some votes and so on.
Chapter completed!