Chapter 52: Throwing bricks to attract jade?
"Yes," nodded a little discouragedly: "My parents' orders, the matchmaker's words, if I really get a job, I will never have a chance to stand out." After taking a sip of wine, he chewed a piece of jerky that looked very much like Uncle Cheng.
Li Ke looked at me, sat back on the couch, stretched out his chopsticks and held a piece of dish with a serious expression, and then put it down again, looking at me: "Do you have someone you like? Let me tell me about it first."
"I love someone?" Two loli figures appeared in my mind, one was the gentle and lovely green butterfly, and the other was the bad girl Li Shu. I was so scared that I shivered. Why am I really going to turn into an evil uncle and attack the little loli?
"Hey, Brother Jun, I'm asking you, why did your face look so ugly all of a sudden?"
"I have a stomachache, but I don't think so." Facing Li Ke's contemptuous gaze, hesitated a little: "Actually, Miss Qin Yan is not a complacent person, but she has a little favor. Besides, Miss Qin may be a person." My feeling for Miss Qin Yan may be a pleasing mentality of star faces, not sure.
Li Ke choked out in a sip of wine, coughed for a while, and pointed at me. "Brother Jun is really?" He smiled with a cracked mouth. It took him a long time to think of something, and stopped talking again.
"Tell me, boss" held Li Ke's hand hard. "Brother, I really want to save me, otherwise, I will definitely live in dire straits and hardships in the future, and it will be difficult to see the light of the sky." With the alcohol, I was chatting.
Li Ke finally couldn't resist it: "Stop, I said, brother, I will definitely think of a good idea for you, so that you won't be the son-in-law of Uncle Cheng, right?"
"That's great! I'm worthy of being my brother. My admiration for you is like a wave." He was so excited that he used Zhou Xingxing's famous saying. The consequence was that in the end, Li Ke lay on the edge of the couch and his face was pale, and he tended to vomit-
"Look for him?" I didn't quite understand what Brother Li said, and blinked my eyes and repeated Li Ke's words.
"Yes! Look for him." Li Ke nodded with certainty.
"But, Brother De, it seems that my marriage to your uncle has nothing to do with your uncle?" After drinking, he felt it was difficult to hear Li Ke's words.
"My uncle? Uh, I'll give you this trick, definitely work, believe it or not." Why did this guy's voice sound strange when he was drinking?
Sitting on the soft couch in a daze, Li Ke's expression didn't look like a joke. Perhaps the prince really had such great energy to make the old man change his mind and let me escape from the sea of suffering. Li Ke had already slapped his chest and promised to invite this uncle to me, but he couldn't cry and ask this uncle to help him as soon as he met, right?
I have to think of a reason to make Uncle Li unable to help but have no feelings for him.
"Brother Wei De, what kind of hobbies does this uncle have?" He poured wine for Li Ke and added a little more information to make more sure.
Li Ke was a little surprised and touched his smooth chin: "I really didn't care about this brother, don't bother me, wait until I think about it again." Then he slapped his thigh: "I have it!"
"What's there?" Brother Li Ke has it? It's so amazing. I haven't seen a stud that even a stallion can get pregnant.
"With my goodness, what's the difficult thing to get a few novel things with you, hahaha?" Li Ke raised his sleeves, put down a glass of wine, and squeezed at me, dazzled!
""I-#¥%##..., this guy is totally nonsense, novelty, what is novelty? Uncle Li likes to talk nonsense with me when he was drinking with me. Even if I want to start from this aspect, the horseshoe I have worked hard to develop with sobs, my gloves have been taken to offer treasures by Li Ke, the scumbag, and the Zhenguan pen was given by the little loli. What is left? It is impossible to give Uncle Li a pair of beautiful earrings, right? If it is really given to the beautiful palace maid who is very pleasing to Uncle Li's house, it would be strange if the fur-faced guards don't get a pair of barbaric gold collars on my ears. It would be a headache to think about it.
Seeing Li Ke's lewd smile on his face, I wish I could stab this girl with a knife. My eyes couldn't help but fall on the sword that I was showing off beside me. Hahaha! I'm so smart.
"My brother Jun'er? If you have something to say, it's just for you." Li Ke looked at me in fear and pulled out the sharp sword and laughed wildly, worried that I would suddenly get drunk and chop him up with a knife.
"Brother is a dreamer who wakes up with one word. I am so excited that I can carry forward the fearless spirit for the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, improve the combat effectiveness of our army, and contribute to the spiritual civilization construction of our army." I was so excited that I pulled Li Ke's hands and mouth flying.
"" Li Ke accompanied his smile and used his strength to thrust his hands hard. Unfortunately, he was not as strong as me, so he had to cry and face the storm and look forward to the future of the Tang Dynasty with me. Finally, two drunkards sang the Tang Dynasty, mother, and the surrounding people were panicked. Fang Cheng used the excuse to look at the mount and hid downstairs. Such a big man was shy. He really ignored him. Let's continue. Li Ke's wine taste was good. When he was half drunk and half awake, he could stand on the table with one leg and dance the newly learned Hu Xuanwu, which made me admire him.
Li Ke danced halfway through and wanted to invite me to share the stage: "Brother Jun, come on, dance with me!"
"Brother can dance on his own, I should applaud and cheer for my elder brother!"
Li Ke pointed at me and laughed: "Don't be polite, brother, everyone will be a family in the future. I'll call my third brother."
Sneer at this guy's crazy words, watching Li Ke, who was sweating profusely, was playing monkey play on the couch, eating large pieces of vegetables, drinking fine wine, and whistling from time to time, drinking a few more roars for this guy
The fat shopkeeper was sad, and with sweat on his forehead, he was holding a ticket at the door of the private room, for fear that the two crazy people inside would demolish the restaurant-
Chapter completed!