Chapter 1062 The Treasure of Spreading Branches and Scattering Leaves
Under the power of the three tigers, all the little ones were hiding. Seeing that their father's hair and hair were all open, they were so scared that these slim kids were so scared that they knelt down one by one, pretending to look at the spirit cards of the ancestors in front of them in a daze. The little guys in their arms were scared, and they didn't know what was going on. They all fell silent and stared at me with big eyes that were clearly black and white.
The busy generals of the family were also shocked. Looking at their second son, they moved carefully, fearing that I would spread the fire to them. They were quiet, and finally.
Both my mother and the old man had a breath of vigor. My mother wiped the sweat from her forehead and stood beside the old man. As soon as she opened her mouth, she complained to me: "Oh, I'm making your boys dizzy in your head. One or two, all of them were like loaches, slippery and tight, just like you back then."
I was speechless. When the old man next to him saw a bunch of little bastards frightened me, he all shrank his neck and pretended to be pitiful. He originally wanted to praise my kindness for teaching my children with kindness, and then he smiled at the children with heartache and said with a gentle voice: "Don't make trouble, grandchildren, sit for a while, and worship our ancestors, so that our family can prosper. Do you understand?"
The little heads swung up and down, so the old man looked at me with great energy: "It's all children, look, if you're scared, that's great. Humph, I've never seen you be a father like this, just learn from your father." The old man was very dissatisfied and yelled, do you think I'm willing? It's not that you looked very troubled at this time. Then he thought about taking action, well, thankless, probably my behavior.
As the old man walked forward, my mother squeezed over and gently pinched me and said with a low smile: "Silly boy, don't bother your father. You still feel sorry for these kids. When you are old, you always feel sorry for the younger ones." My mother's fair words made me cry. Well, my mother said that, how can we say it? "Mom, why are the child angry with my father? I just feel that my father is a little partial. I will naturally be happy after hearing what you said." I quickly assured my mother honestly.
In front of the gods worshipping the ancestors, light candles, burn incense, burn paper, and sacrifice one by one. The old man was a sage in an excited state of mind and kowtowed in the ancestral hall for nearly an hour. My mother and my daughter-in-law were both female relatives. After worshiping, they should leave. The children were still young. After worshiping the ancestors, they rushed out and went out to go wild. The third brother and I could only follow the old man to dance with the great god. Both legs were numb as if millions of ants were crawling. The third brother next to him was grinning like me, but no one dared to hum and complain. If he angered the old man, it was not a joke.
After the sacrifice, I helped the old man who was also sore and numb. My mother, who had been waiting in the big house for a long time, quickly helped the old man to lean on the warm couch. She covered him with blankets on his legs, and put his hands on the old man's numb legs, and used her hands to promote blood circulation and disperse blood. The third brother and I were young. It would be fine to sway our legs.
"Master, you are old, it's time to worship your ancestors, but you have to pay attention to your body. Look, the flesh on your legs is so cold that it's tight. If you have a very bad habit, what should we do with our family?" My mother has always liked to express her love for the old man by complaining. The old man laughed: "Okay, okay, I know my mistake, madam, you rest, my wife, I've used the Ten-Full Snake Wine brought by Erlang every day, and this old cold leg has never been released. In other words, it's still our second place to make a contribution."
There are not many other places in Guizhou, but there are many snakes. They grew up on the edge of the county town since childhood. Not to mention the golden ring snake or the silver ring snake, there are many vipers called the five-step snake. Later, my father got rheumatism when he was a Vietnamese Japanese devil. When the weather changed, his joints were so uncomfortable that he felt tight. Until when I was ten years old, an old Chinese doctor prescribed a prescription for my father to the Ten-Full Snake Wine.
Taking the ten most venomous snakes that can be found as a guide, add a pair of geckos, and then add various nourishing Chinese medicines. He used high wine to sanitize the live snakes and geckos and the medicinal materials into the wine. Take one or two cents a day, and it can be cured for at most two years. It took my father three years to collect ten giant snakes, which makes me remember them fresh. Unexpectedly, in the Tang Dynasty, the old man actually had rheumatism. Naturally, after our family had high wine, I collected giant poisonous snakes everywhere. Finally, I collected all the medicinal materials the year before, soaked them for a whole year before giving them to the old man to taste. Unexpectedly, the old man was shocked by the can of snakes in the big glass bottle and was reluctant to drink them.
I had to show my body and drink it for the old man, but was blocked by my mother. In desperation, I had to choose a watchdog from the Chow Chow's family that could not meet the requirements of the hunting dog in terms of physique or in all aspects. I named it Koizumi and used it as a wine show. The dog naturally did not want to drink alcohol. Perhaps it felt that this thing was too irritating and could not stand it, so I had to let Bonnarjin and Fang Cheng take the wine. After ten days of filling it, when the dog saw Bonnarjin and Fang Cheng, he immediately lay on the ground and played with the dog as if he was obedient.
The old man was willing to take it. After using it for more than a whole day, the old cold legs were getting better. It seems that this snake wine is very common in ancient and modern times. Moreover, this wine is now a hot-selling product. At least there is an example of the old man's typical old cold legs being cured. The veterans of the Tang Dynasty almost took it for nothing, like a house search, and at least twenty bottles were plundered. The mother was so angry that she stomped her feet and scolded the old killer.
But the problem is that it is useless for those shameless old beasts to scold them. I don’t know how many people have beaten in the sea of blood. The old gangsters who the King of Hell have been thinking about day and night will not blush. However, Uncle Li Jing held his own identity and was embarrassed to learn from those old killer materials to come to rob them. Instead, let Li Yexu come to pass the message. Can this young master be difficult for this Tang Dynasty military god? Of course, he can only serve them with both hands obediently.
As for Uncle Cheng's side, the old guy was not there, but the problem was that half dozen uncles were jumping up and down in front of me to report the injustice for their shameless father, thinking that I was just trying to flatter him, and even forgot his father-in-law. In desperation, he had to give him a bottle. But who would have thought that in just two days, half dozen uncles licked his mouth and stuck out his tongue again, saying that he had to ask for another bottle, which was much more powerful than ordinary wine. After inquiring, sure enough, these people did not follow the doctor's instructions and drank the medicinal wine as water wine. I was so scared that I was the second one, glad that the snakes were drunk to death, otherwise, they would definitely bit these evil animals to waste their medicinal effects and eliminate the harm to the people.
Fortunately, snake venom was in the wine and did not rush into their blood vessels. Otherwise, it would have become the biggest fatal case of drunken poisoning in the Tang Dynasty. So, I kicked these half dozen uncles out of the door and told them that unless Uncle Cheng came to the door himself, this thing must not be allowed to fall into their hands. What if the toxins accumulate in their bodies? These half dozen uncles were drunk and fought with someone and lost, and then they were so angry that they bite it. It would be strange if others did not twitch their limbs and died.
Who would have asked these half dozen uncles to be a non-human monster? If you replace them with other playboy friends, we can consider getting more bottles. I don’t want to cause trouble for these people.
"Oh, this year, our Fang family worships the ancestors, and the most males." The old man comfortably sipped his tea and sighed. "That's not. Just last year, our Fang family suddenly added four people, four boys, and those princes and princes, who has the ability of our Erlang?" My mother was so happy that she pulled her fingers and counted there.
This is true. Just my descendants, even my daughter is together, and there is also eight people. There is also one who stays in Cheng Luanluan's belly. The eldest brother also gave birth to a boy, the old man named Fang An, and the eldest brother's room also had two males. In addition, the eldest brother's concubine finally got pregnant. Well, the news has not been long since passed back. Can the old man be unhappy?
The old man was afraid that he would not have thought that his old tree stump would be so powerful, especially his Erlang's skill is so profound that he deserves to be the treasure of the Fang family's family's branches and leaves... Well, this metaphor is really a bit inferior, so it would be better to directly say that this young master came to steer horses happily and realistically.
Chapter completed!