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Chapter 1702 Shouldn't he be a fool?

The team was very long, with about a hundred people, and they could not see at first sight. After a while, Yan Ning yawned.

"There are many people in front," Bai Ke stretched his neck and looked inside at the team ahead, "Brother, it's so boring. Why don't you tell me a joke!"

Yan Ning closed his mouth and smiled bitterly: "Do you really want to hear it?"

"Of course!"

"I'm afraid you won't understand the jokes I told."

Bai Ke thought for a while: "Brother, let's talk first!"

"Oh well."

When I heard someone next to me was about to tell a joke, the people around me who were queuing up curiously, wanting to hear what kind of joke this young man would say.

Yan Ning thought for a while in his mind, and then he said, "An old man was riding a camel in the desert. Suddenly he was very beastly and wanted to give the camel something. But the camel fought desperately, so the old man could only give up. After walking for a while, the old man found a beautiful woman lying in the desert, dying. He tried his best to finally wake up the beauty. After the beauty woke up, he looked at the old man, looked at the boundless desert, and sighed and said, "Anyway, we are both going to die in the desert. Do whatever you want, and I will satisfy you."

When the women around him heard this, their faces turned red. This was not just a joke, it was clearly a dirty joke.

Bai Ke looked innocent. He didn't know much about some of the words Yan Ning said, but she did not interrupt Yan Ning, but was about to wait until Yan Ning finished the joke and ask what those words mean.

For example, Bai Ke doesn’t understand what “that” means.

I didn't notice the reaction of the people around me, and continued to say, "The old man was particularly excited when he heard the beautiful woman's words. He happily held the beautiful woman's hand and said to her..."

"Come and hold the camel for me!"

puff……

Yan Ning had just finished speaking, and several passers-by around him almost fell down without standing firmly. Everyone looked at Yan Ning with a dark face. Unexpectedly, this kid looked handsome and the joke he said was so obscene.

The point is that the plot of this joke is still ups and downs and fascinating. What the hell is this?!

Only Bai Ke looked puzzled: "Brother, I didn't understand..."

"Ah? You didn't understand, then brother will explain it to you..."

The people around him despised Yan Ning even more. At this time, Yan Ning was like a pool of sewage, corroding the pure girl Bai Ke.

Just as Yan Ning was about to explain, a horse sound suddenly came from behind the crowd, and then the chaotic sound of horse hooves approached from far and fast. Many people behind him screamed. Yan Ning reacted immediately and jumped to the side with Bai Ke in his arms!

The next second, three tall horses stopped, and everyone looked at the three horses with lingering fear. If everyone hadn't reacted quickly just now, they would have been hit and injured. Many people showed anger on their faces, but when they saw the three young people sitting on the horse's back, they quickly closed their mouths and turned their heads aside, for fear that they would find themselves emotional.

Instead of holding these three young men accountable, they were stolen. One of them was wearing a black suit and a blue belt around his waist shouted: "Do you have no eyes? If this young master hadn't had great horse skills, you would have hit my horse!"

Hearing the harsh curse, everyone had already greeted the young man's ancestors in their hearts, but no one dared to really stand up and say a word.

Yan Ning noticed the reactions of the people around him at a glance, and guessed in his heart that these three young people must be rich young men in Youliangzhou City, and they are the arrogant and domineering second-generation ancestors. They must have done a lot of things like today.

Although such a person is very hateful, Yan Ning was determined to buy Peiying Ming Dan, so he didn't want to cause trouble. He was about to remind Bai Ke not to speak, but the innocent Bai Ke had already spoken: "It's obviously your horse is going to hurt us, your horse skills are too bad."

It's over!

Yan Ning's mouth that had just opened could not close for a moment, and the people around him also changed their expressions and looked at Bai Ke with sympathy.

The young man who just scolded everyone turned his gaze directly to Bai Ke. There was a hint of anger on his face, but seeing that Bai Ke was so beautiful, the hint of anger disappeared immediately, replaced by a naked/naked/naked scrutiny.

"Haha, Linzhouyang, did you hear that? This little girl just said that your horse skills are very bad!"

A young man in a stone-blue dress mocked.

The young man called Lin Zhouyang couldn't hold his face anymore, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Shang Yuan, don't sarcastically, who was my subordinate who defeated the horse race last time?"

Shang Yuan smiled and said, "That's thanks to the Tianxing Horse sitting under your butt. It doesn't need to listen to anyone's orders and can run very quickly. It has nothing to do with your horse skills."

Lin Zhouyang was speechless for a moment. He could not argue with Shang Yuan, so he could only take his anger on Bai Ke's head: "Stupid girl, who are you? What qualifications do you have to comment on this young master?"

Bai Ke wanted to say something, but Yan Ning quickly replied: "Sorry, my sister is a little confused. What she said just now is definitely unintentional. Please don't take it to heart."

"Oh, such a beautiful girl is a fool?" teased the last young man in a yellow gown.

Bai Ke said dissatisfied: "Brother, what are you talking nonsense? I have a very clear mind...well!"

Yan Ning didn't want to cause trouble, so he covered Bai Ke's mouth and wanted to squeeze into the crowd, but Lin Zhouyang didn't seem to plan to let Yan Ning and the others go. He squeezed the horse's belly hard, and the horse under him rushed to Yan Ning and the others and stopped them.

"I insulted this young master and wanted to leave. Do you think this Youliangzhou is your home?"

Yan Ning sighed, the tree wanted to be quiet but the wind continued, and it seemed that he could not escape today.

He looked up at Lin Zhouyang: "Is Youliangzhou City your home?"

When Lin Zhouyang heard this, he seemed to hear the funnyest joke in the world. He laughed loudly. The other two young people laughed so hard that they could not stand, stood far away, and looked at Yan Ning and Bai Ke with concern.

"This man laughed so happily, could he be a fool?" Bai Ke suddenly said.
Chapter completed!
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