Chapter 764 The King
Um??
Chai Chai was stunned for a moment. Because Li Ang had to take the insects overseas in person, he could not take his mobile phone away, otherwise he would be noticed due to abnormal signal, so he left his mobile phone at home and let Chai Chai keep it.
Anyway, he has few friends, and the address book is empty except for the phone calls from the landlord, Wang Congshan, class teacher and others.
No one would contact him, except for the operator customer service that regularly sells traffic packages.
What did Li Ang say?
Shibashi recalled the owner's explanation in his slow mind: Look at the house carefully. When someone comes to the door, he wears a puppet with Li Ang's appearance and deals with it casually. When someone sends a message, he pretends not to see it. He will talk about it when he comes back...
But it seems that I didn’t say what to do if Wang Congshan sent a message?
"exist?"
"exist?"
"exist?"
"exist?"
The phone keeps vibrating, and the lock screen interface is flooded with QQ messages.
Shibashi felt a headache, hesitantly picked up his phone and pressed the number to unlock it.
How should I reply to her?
【Woman, are you trying to attract my attention? Interesting.】
Shibashi thought about it and immediately rejected it.
Li Ang and Wang Congshan are so familiar with each other, there is no need to say that, and what if the other party continues to ask?
If you say more and make more mistakes, the more you say, the easier it is to reveal flaws.
【I'm shitting, I'll talk about it later if I have something to do.】
No, this doesn't work either.
Why can't I reply to messages when I shit?
Do you want to add a setting for hemorrhoids to Li Ang?
If that happens, he will be furious and punished him for not being able to contact his cell phone for three days after he comes back...
[I'm here, Miss, please give me some instructions, and I will do my best to complete it.]
No, this is too licking, it doesn't fit Li Ang's character at all, and it's not as good as the first one.
【Don't contact me if you are not me.】
Can ordinary people encounter Li Ang’s mobile phone?
He even kept several mobile phone repair bags at home.
Shibashi rubbed his eyebrows with some headache. After thinking about it, he still thought it would be better to ask Li Ang first.
Calculate the time, he should have been near the coast.
Did you say that something was delayed?
Miss Chai sat up from the doghouse, put down her cell phone, took a deep breath, closed her eyes and held her breath, and recited silently in her heart.
[The merciful master of flesh and swamp, professional pet owner, lifestyle expert, top ten outstanding young people in Yin City, winner of the annual scholarship of Yin City Experimental Middle School, owner of the sacred furnace, your saint prays to you devoutly, hoping to get your inspiration.]
Miss Chai repeated this sentence three times in her heart.
When she was about to repeat the fourth time, a majestic and heavy voice came from her ears, as if she was thunderous.
"What's the matter?"
The sound came from Li Ang. This time he had already arrived near the coast, disguised as a bird, and the worker flying in the air could see Yin City in the distance.
The closer distance allowed him to hear Shibashi's prayers and respond accurately.
As for the effect of the god's whisper, it was not made by Li Ang himself, but the sound clarity is too low and it sounds like it comes with special effects.
"oh oh!"
Chai Chai was shocked, "Wang Congshan sent a message and asked if you are here, how should you reply?"
"Um?"
Li Ang was stunned for a moment, "Just say it's fine. If she asks a question, you will answer it normally. If you want to have a video or come to the door, you can change into my puppet and deal with it casually.
I'm about to go near the coast. The Special Affairs Bureau has a lot of eyeliners here. I guess I'll have to wait a while before I find a place to get ashore and return to Yin City.
You can adapt to the situation yourself. I'll hang up first, communication is not safe."
After saying that, the loud voice like thunder turned low and disappeared.
“…”
Miss Chai, who was sitting in the doghouse, smacked her lips. She actually just wanted to spend a lazy and salted fish weekend without any disturbance.
But since Li Ang asked her to do it herself, she had to share the worries for the owner.
"About the beautiful deskmate who raised me a message"
This light-style book title emerged in my mind. Miss Chai rubbed her palms, picked up her phone nervously, and typed: "No."
She held Li Ang’s cell phone and naturally pretended to be Li Ang’s speaking style as much as possible and thought about things in Li Ang’s way of thinking.
"Oh."
Wang Congshan sent a message that her QQ avatar was changed every few days, and now she was a cat with a cell phone with a disgusting look on her face.
"Have you forgotten something again?"
matter?
Miss Chai frowned. She had been busy writing the Revelation of Holy Chai recently. She didn't possess her when Li Ang went to school. I don't know what Wang Congshan was referring to.
Could it be that Li Ang made another promise?
Help do homework, help take care of children, play with the playground zoo, repair mobile phones and computers, clear shopping carts, participate in club activities, and help feed chickens in Alipay Ant Manor?
After some thought, Miss Chai asked truthfully: "What's the matter? I don't have a good memory recently. I can only remember three things: breathing, heartbeat, and thinking of you."
"Oh, you guy is getting more and more flirting."
Wang Congshan gave a look of picking her nose, "Do you think I can let you go this way?"
Is it agreed that today is the team time?"
What's the thing?
Chai Chai narrowed his eyes and looked confused, but she quickly recalled that Li Ang seemed to take time to play mobile games with Wang Congshan every weekend.
I have been busy in the past few weeks and have been ruthless. I guess Wang Congshan has come here this time.
"Oh, remember."
Miss Chai quickly typed: "What game."
"King of Pesticides."
"No, I'm playing again."
Shibashi curled his lips, "That game has no challenge to me anymore. Can you play some games that are operational, such as League of Legends or Dota."
"LOL players should not go too far, King of Pesticides is not as simple as you think."
Wang Congshan sent an emoticon pack of rolling eyes, "King of Pesticides S20, League of Legends is only S10, I don't need to say who copied whoever is.
There are more than 300 areas of King of Pesticides, and there are only 28 in League of Legends. I don’t need to say more which one is more popular.
King of Pesticides Weibo has 1.9 million fans, and League of Legends Weibo has 550,000 fans. I don’t need to say which one has stronger ability to create memes.
Hold on to nonsense, get on the phone.”
Miss Chai smacked her lips. She would have had passion for King of Pesticides before, but she had too many double rows with her landlord wife. Now she was a little annoyed when she heard the prompt sound of "TIMI".
She rubbed her chin and felt that if she insisted on not playing, she was afraid that Wang Congshan would call QQ and would be even more troublesome at that time.
You can only open the game interface, enter the game, and accept team invitations.
Wang Congshan chose Liu Chan, Miss Chai chose Lu Ban, and the two walked down the road. Wang Congshan also opened the team call and sent a message to let Chai Chai enter the voice.
Ah this.
Miss Chai actually knows the vocal change skills. She has fooled Li Ang’s landlord before, but the landlord is the landlord and Wang Congshan is Wang Congshan.
The latter has been with Li Ang for so long, even if the voice changer is changed, it may be found to have flaws.
Miss Chai, wearing green-armored armor, was too lazy to change her body, and it was hard to say "someone" came to shirk it.
He could only run to the study room, and from the bookshelf covered with red and black vines, he took off the flesh-like dolls of Li Ang's appearance, and got out of the Qing'e armor and got into it.
This puppet with no brains was made by Li Ang, and was specially made by Miss Chai for disguise.
There are more than a dozen grooved interfaces on the back of the puppet, which can replenish energy through living vines. Each time you go out, you can move for up to 72 hours. If necessary, you can even simulate eating and excretion.
Of course, due to the different heights, this puppet is still a little uncomfortable to wear, and it feels like a sense of depression that the chest is bound.
Miss Chai controlled the puppet and did an emergency exercise. After exercising her muscles, she returned to the living room, picked up her cell phone, and raised a slightly excited smile on the corner of her mouth.
She said in a magnetic voice to the microphone: "It's time to perform real technology.
Next I will turn on the King mode, I will never die once, and I will show you the super god."
"Really-"
Chapter completed!