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Chapter 653 Puns

That's now!

The blue electric arc in Li Ang's hand flashed and the main gun removed from the Sentor tank opened fire.

Fire and smoke came out of the barrel, and high-explosive shells slashed across the air, almost hitting the edge of the fire tornado and blasted towards the flatbed truck.

"Um?"

The swaying back and forth like a boxer, Yu Dingguang Shihuo locked the direction of the shell, stretched out the leaf's palm and picked up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher behind him, held it in his hand, and threw it out!

Cabbage is much lighter than watermelon shells, but the explosion damage is only slightly inferior to the latter.

Under the accurate throwing of Caiwen, the cabbage hit the high-explosive shell like a high-speed shot put.

boom!

The two collided and exploded in an instant.

The leaves of vegetables flew everywhere, and the metal fragments scattered everywhere. The vegetable standing on the front of the car danced the fist wind tightly, perfectly protecting the vehicle underneath, so that it was not damaged by shrapnel.

Even this Chinese cabbage is perfected by boxing.

He still had the energy to twist his body, and accurately grasped a poisonous crossbow arrow shot from a sinister angle with his front teeth, and spitted the arrow shot by the assassin Ezio Audito on the ground with a "pah".

The expression on Vegetable's face clearly conveys the disdain of "just this?"

I was actually... despised by a cabbage...

Ezio Auditore felt a strange feeling of loss, shame, embarrassment,

It feels like I've been studying hard for ten years, going to the college entrance examination room with confidence, but found that the people who compete on the same stage were all zenith high school students with IQs of over 300.

"Human abilities are indeed limiting..."

Ezio Auditore's eyes were empty and murmured: "If you want to survive in this world, you can only surpass humans..."

No one cared about the psychological activities of this Italian brother who wrote the Berserker as the Assassin. Everyone's attention was focused on the barrel of Stryker's chariot.

Boom boom boom boom!

The cannon poured out ammunition, and all the remaining five high-explosive bombs in the magazine flew away from the barrel.

The crisis of life and death is near, and Dave, who has always been crazy, seems to have a hint of clarity flashed in his eyes.

He shook the burlap fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean from it, and patted it heavily on Caiwen's back.

"Ah, Good Malaysia!"

As Dave roared and roared with unknown meaning, Naowen's figure once again expanded.

The green fist shadow that smashed everything appeared again on the track,

Whether it is the shells attacked from the front or the sneak attacks attacked by other convoys in the rear,

Even they cannot penetrate this fist wind barrier.

but.

Cai Wenzhi's proud smile suddenly froze. The cabbage suddenly discovered that when it was about to hit the last high-explosive bomb,

The cannon deviated from the trajectory for no reason, and fell down like a sudden and straight line, rolling and falling to the ground.

"That's!"

Shooting Maruwen's pupils shrank, and with the eyesight of Crow Tengu surpassing ordinary people, he clearly saw that the last high-explosive projectile was abnormal.

There are many translucent wires stuck to the outside of the shell.

The metal shell at the bottom of the shell disappeared, and the charge inside was hollowed out. Instead, it was a medium-sized insect with a bloated body with a capsule filled with acid on its back.

I see,

Shooting Maruwen knew it in his heart.

The gta5's npc released several strange-shaped insects before.

All the insects arrived ahead of the track in advance, where a layer of net was woven with transparent silk thread.

When the vehicle and the first few shells pass by, the transparent net lifts upwards.

When the last shell with special insects passes by, the transparent net pulls down again, intercepts the shell and pulls it to the ground, just so that the shell is located under the car of Crazy Dave.

It is also a blind spot for the attack of alien plants.

Bang!

The poisonous worm exploded instantly, and strong acid liquid and shrapnel were poured on the bottom of the flatbed truck, instantly melting most of the chassis.

The three alien little green men in the truck cab felt the body tremble, screaming and rotating the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle,

Unfortunately, these attempts are in vain.

After the acid corrodes into the oil tank and completely leaks the oil, the flatbed truck shaking down and finally hits the street lamp pole.

Leaving the four drivers in the car who were clamoring in strange language, as if they were making encrypted calls.

Success.

The system prompt sounds in my ears.

Li Ang, on the roof of Stryker's chariot, exhaled a breath of turbid air, released his divine power, and recalled the soldier bee.

"How did you do it..."

The confused witch was about to ask a question, and then she felt that the speech was suspected of spying on the information of her companions and closed her mouth.

"It's a bug, I added it."

Li Ang explained seriously: "This world is entirely composed of data, so you can target it by using bugs (bugs, computer vulnerabilities).

“…”

The witch was silent for a moment, but still couldn't help but open her mouth and complain: "No, your English pun is too cold, right?"

"Is there any? It's okay."

Li Ang grinned, "I have read a book called "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" before. The book says that adding some exquisite puns to chat can ease the awkward atmosphere.

Create a joke that makes people laugh to incontinence.”

???

I want to hear what kind of jokes can make people laugh and incontinence.

The witch was full of complaints and couldn't spit it out. On the other hand, the sunset gold in the passenger seat nodded, "Oh, I seem to have read that book, and there are detailed tutorials in it to teach you how to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

For example, if you see the other person posting a selfie on your Moments, you will reply, "Is this you?"

When you see a travel photo, you will reply to 'online photos?'

When you see the photos of your shoes, you will reply ‘fake?’

When I saw the hotel photo, I replied, 'Are you making an appointment again?'

When you see the sharing music, you reply 'Follow the trend?'

Seeing the daily life, I replied, "That's it?"

When I saw the hint that I wanted to fall in love, I replied, "Hi Monster?"

When I saw Ye Laifei, I replied, "Don't you feel embarrassed?"

As time goes by, all the opposite sexes in your circle of friends will pay special attention to you.

Well... I originally wanted to try this, but there are not many girls in my circle of friends.

Either it is a micro-business advertising machine or a tea girl selling girls..."

???

I think it is normal to swear and delete friends! Are you two watching "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" or "How to Angry the Opposite Sex to Make It a Dead Enemy"!

The witch's mouth twitched and she decided not to continue to struggle on this topic.

Stryker's chariot drove forward and entered a narrow and steep roller coaster section, picking up props such as banana peels, red mushrooms, green turtle shells.

However, given that they had just destroyed the dark horse Crazy Dave's vehicle of the competition, not many teams dared to drive alongside them for a while.
Chapter completed!
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