Chapter 360 Greenhouse
"Maid?"
The old Dorothy's old and thin face instantly turned into pig's liver color.
Li Ang is not that bad. He wants this old lady dressed in green to serve the lumberjack Frederick as a maid for a long time.
Even if the lumberjack has some unknown habit and is willing to accept it,
Old Dorothy probably wouldn't have abandoned the dignity of the spellcaster.
Li Ang said this just to prevent the forest witch from running away - a spellcaster who deeply understands the many secrets of the mysterious side of this world can help players quickly obtain information.
Old Dorothy wanted to leave the members of the Forest Sons present and run away alone. Anyway, the soul of the Forest Sons is herself. As long as she can run out, she can attract a group of fans anytime and anywhere.
Unfortunately, at this time, several players had already come from all directions. As long as the witch made some moves, she would take action and knock her into mud.
In desperation, the forest witch had to raise her hand to surrender, causing the group to crush her shoulders, and tied up every finger with something like a rope (actually a nylon tie).
Afterwards, Li Ang chatted with the paper mill owner Carpenter Hornborough, explaining his identity and expressing his desire to escort these sons of the forest to the town of Tin'an.
As a local snake in the town of Kion, Carpenter Hornborough just saw the cruel and violent side of this Eastern monk, and his children were saved by the other party (but the way of saving was a bit weird). How could he disagree?
Next, the lumberjacks of the paper mill, under the command of Hornborough, took all the sons of the forest who gave up resistance, tied them up with hemp ropes, escorted them out of the forest, and walked onto the main road.
At this time, other search and rescue teams sent by the town of Nian also came to have a meeting. Li Ang asked Bob to go back and call the coachman. Taking advantage of this kung fu, Carpenter Hornborough quickly asked the Eastern monk what to do to completely cure his two children.
When the caster awakens, there is a certain probability that his mind will change greatly. This change is not only psychological but also physiological.
Even the official Lun official has no good way to cure those spellcasters with antisocial tendencies. They can only be organized into special departments and used as secret forces to accept strict supervision by other spellcasters.
In severe cases, they will be consumed with potions and be detained in a mental hospital for research, or will be directly executed.
(Spell casters with severe antisocial tendencies will commit horrifying criminal acts even if they do not have special abilities)
As a father of two, Carpenter Hornborough could not accept his children committing a felony crime and being imprisoned or continuing as a weapon without a normal personality.
"My Monk, is there any way to save them?"
Carpenter Hornborough said humbly: "I am willing to pay any price as long as I can save them."
"Well..."
Li Ang thought for a while and said casually: "Pills cannot be stopped. Let them insist on taking them until they lose their special abilities.
After this, I suggest using the right way to guide their enthusiasm for protecting the ecological environment."
Carpenter Hornborough was stunned when he heard this, "Guide? How to guide."
Li Ang smiled and said, "Just as the newspaper said, Her Majesty the Queen has put forward the slogan of paying attention to ecological and environmental protection and construction work very early, and in recent years, several kingdoms have also recognized that global warming is indeed happening.
You can completely let these two children use a peaceful and healthy way to call on people to protect the ecological environment."
"ah?"
Carpenter Hornborough said subconsciously: "Do they want to go to desert areas, work personally, plant trees and poplar plants, turn barren sand into green waters and green mountains, and prevent soil erosion and desertification?
Wouldn't that be too hard..."
"How is that possible?"
Li Ang stared at her eyes, "I personally planted poplar plants and trees, and tried several generations to stop desertification. Only those real environmentalists would do it,
They are just kids! And do you think they can stick with it?
Of course, we need to take some gentle approach.”
Carpenter Hornborough asked, "For example?"
Li Ang smiled and said, "I read the newspaper and introduced that the major kingdoms have established basic education schools in recent years. Are these two children usually attending aristocratic schools in small towns, right?
In this way, when they lose their extraordinary abilities, you will let them strike and drop out of school. By the way, you will call on teenagers from major kingdoms to stop going to school every Friday, and force adults to pay attention to climate issues and greenhouse effects."
Carpenter Hornborough's eyes widened, "Is this useful?"
“Of course it works,”
Li Ang said: "You spend some money, contact several large newspapers and package them into new generations of environmental fighters. When the reputation has been accumulated, they will send them to the capital of the Kingdom of Ruen, and let them sit in a quiet demonstration and go on a hunger strike to protest.
These days, teenagers are very stupid and will be encouraged at once.
Students from several kingdoms collectively strike, and this reputation suddenly started?
Then you don’t have to pay for it. Some people who want to promote environmental protection as their political achievements will naturally come together. You can discuss it and continue to do the work.
For example, let these two children insist on eating vegetarian food, promote the world to extinguish kerosene lamps for one hour, cross the ocean on a carbon-free sailboat, ride around the kingdom on a carbon-free bicycle, and publish the entire process in newspapers.
By then, these two children will become well-known figures in several kingdoms. When entering and leaving high-end places, they will be both high-ranking officials and nobles. They will save energy and reduce emissions when they open their mouths, and their minds will be full of harms from the greenhouse effect.
If you are lucky, you can also accept the Kingdom Order and be awarded the Peace Prize.
In this way, are you still afraid that they will not be able to vent their energy and commit crimes?”
This speech made Carpenter Hornborough stunned, "Yes, but these have nothing to do with real environmental protection..."
"Promotion, do you understand publicity?"
Li Ang said earnestly: "To deceive others, you must first deceive yourself.
The main gases that cause greenhouse effects include water vapor, carbon dioxide, methane, ozone, etc.
Among them, uncontrollable water vapor accounts for the largest proportion, with carbon dioxide ranking second and methane ranking third. Although the environmental protection movements of several major kingdoms now account for the second place, methane's ability to capture heat is more than 20 times that of the former, far more powerful than carbon dioxide.
The carbon emissions of several major kingdoms are not as good as the methane emitted by all cattle farts, and can capture heat.
Moreover, even if all kingdoms strictly implement energy conservation and emission reduction, scientifically speaking, it can only reduce the world average temperature of less than 0.2c in the next few decades, which is completely useless.
Moreover, the global climate is actually a huge and complex system. Even if the cleverest climatology expert in the Ruen Kingdom is dragged over, he may not be able to guarantee how much the greenhouse effect is related to human beings, and energy conservation and emission reduction will definitely alleviate the greenhouse effect.
Since even the climate experts and several kingdoms themselves don’t understand, are you still worried that these two children will be able to figure out that one day they will be doing useless work in their lives?”
Chapter completed!