Chapter 61 The monster teacher who messed up the foundation
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"Is Spider-Man here to pick up that naughty boy?" Tony twitched twice, and looked around, and always felt an inexplicable restlessness rising in his heart.
But now is not the time to worry about it.
At the point where everyone's eyes gathered, the armor on Iron Man's face suddenly shrank, revealing a very mature old face. Facing the gaze that came, he said: "Dear citizens, please leave here as soon as possible, otherwise, you will be killed by the monster that suddenly appears!"
Hearing Tony's words, the people who gathered around ran away frantically.
Paralysis, it is indeed not normal for places where superheroes appear. I have suffered a lot of losses, so why can’t I remember it!
The people who were running away cursed in their minds, "The feet are not messy, and the cars on the road are also evacuated in an orderly manner."
This is all a situation caused by habits!
Monster? In the chaotic situation, Peter shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This should be a coincidence?"
However, there are so many coincidences, so it is natural that the big boy feels like he is not feeling well!
This guy appears here, which means that the big explosion will happen soon!
Peter was a little confused.
Are you worried about the safety of Colson's little wife now? Or change into a combat uniform and fight with monsters that disrupt order?
Just as Peter was in a difficult decision, there was a loud bang in his ear, and the inertia of the impact flew out the car under him. In this confused moment, what caught Peter's eyes was a green head.
With his physical fitness and reaction power that surpasses ordinary people, Peter suddenly stepped on the car seat, instantly broke the seat belt, twisted his body in the air, stepped on the flying head of the car under his feet, and flew out quickly-
"It's really dangerous!" After landing, Peter opened his mouth, but turned his head and saw that the deformed car came into his eyes, and the big boy's face changed.
Damn! This is not my own fault again, right?
"Tsk tsk! It's worthy of being Spider-Man, this reaction is really good!" Iron Man Tony, who stood in the air, shot. This high-difficulty escape skill is more exciting than the ones performed by Riga's stunts in the movie!
The big boy ignored Tony's sarcasm and hurriedly glanced around, finding that no one was staying. The sudden situation just now did not affect ordinary people except himself.
After relaxing his heart, he moved his eyes to Iron Man and snorted coldly: "Since your purpose is it, then clean it up quickly. If you let this continue, you may create a situation that you can't handle it!"
The battle suit was placed in the car at the foot of the big lizard. With cameras and helicopters in the sky still shooting, Peter did not want to reveal his identity at this time.
If there was no Iron Man Tony in front of him, Peter would have led the big lizard away at all costs—
However, now, since someone comes out to take the blame, why should you stand out for such a good thing?
Undoubtedly, Peter's IQ has been sharpened now!
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"Dear passengers, because an unknown biological attack is occurring in New York, this flight will be hovering in the air for a period of time and will only choose to land when the incident is handled. For the troubles caused by you, all staff of Flight 2333 offer sincere apology!"
All the passengers who were flying were confused.
This alternative notice is really American! It is attacked by an unknown creature? Is there anything more scammed than this?
"Wow! This lizard monster only appeared last time. It seemed to be repelled by Iron Man. Unexpectedly, it came to the scene. To put it, this monster is below us!"
"Hey hey hey! To be honest, the last time the lizard monster attacked, our Spider-Man also made efforts!"
"Oh! I'm so sorry, I'm a slut, and I'm not interested in athletics clothes!"
"——Ma Mai Pi! Bastard! You're getting the ball!" A standard Tianchao Shudu accent sounded in the cabin, which made other people who couldn't understand scratch their heads and look at them blankly: "What are you saying? This is America, please speak in English!"
"God's grandson... I just like to use Shudu dialect, you have to bite me! Our big spider is awesome!"
“….”
The ordinary cabin was in a mess. On the other side, in the luxurious first-class cabin, the witch lady looked at the tablet in Tang Xin'er with jealous eyes. Well, what she was jealous is not the tablet, but the picture displayed on the tablet.
"This is a big lizard... It is said that the taste is very good. It is a top-notch delicacy in the Celestial Empire. It seems to be called a delicacy!" Looking at the big lizard on the picture, the witch said this: "This is worth a lot of 100,000 yen!"
The little boy lying on the ladies of the maid suddenly started to retching. How could this sentence be so familiar? I remember that I was mentioned by a funny guy not long ago—
"Miss Witch, this lizard cannot be eaten!" Tang Xiner had cold sweat on her fair forehead. Miss Witch said it was fine. Her country did list lizards as a first-class wild animal, and eating lizards is also popular in some places.
But--
This lizard is not a real lizard, it is a product of gene mutations. If you blame it, it is still a human!
"I didn't plan to eat it! It looked so disgusting and had no appetite at all!" The witch girl looked disgusted, then her face changed, her eyes flashed with brilliance, and her tongue flickered over her lips: "I'm going to sell it for one million grams and one hundred thousand yen!"
"This cannot be sold!" Tang Xin'er rubbed her forehead and suddenly found that the witch lady was staring at her dissatisfied eyes. Her heart was stern and she immediately explained: "This big lizard is actually a human, but it has become what it is now because of the injected with some kind of genetic drug. Anyway, this lizard is a human! It cannot be eaten!"
This explanation made the witch's face cold, and he stared at the screen with a sharp look, and snorted: "You can't eat it or sell it, what's the point of asking you!"
So, the witch girl stopped paying attention to the screen, took it out, started calling a bank, and after transferring to manual service, she muttered: "Check it out, how many hundred thousand yen is left in my account!"
Tang Tian suddenly twisted his head elsewhere. On the way, the witch lady had already made no less than a hundred calls. I guess she would call the bank whenever I had time and asked: How many 100,000 yen is in my account!
Why 100,000 yen?
Tang Tian asked this question curiously, and Miss Witch answered: Is there any more money than 100,000 yen?
So, Tang Tian retreated—
At this time, Tang Xiner, who was holding the tablet, exclaimed: "Why is there another monster? Or is it a monster? So disgusting? It's slippery!"
——Touching monsters!
This word undoubtedly attracted Chen Fan's attention. If there were any monsters that could move everywhere in this world, who else could besides that monster teacher?
However, why did this guy run into the scene where Spider-Man and Iron Man get into the foundation again?
Could it be that it's a mess... ah... is it because it has any purpose? Isn't it really cut the mutant lizard of Cott Connors as a leek? Didn't it say that it can't be eaten?
"Show me!" Chen Fan leaned over, his little head resting in Tang Xin'er's arms, and his broken golden hair hung down on the girl's arm, itchy, numb, and a strange fragrance.
If a man with low appearance or older dares to do this, Tang Xin'er will let him taste the fist of a martial arts master, but the one who came to his arms was a cute little boy with the best pillow, so all this went with the flow.
Chapter completed!