Chapter 71: There is such a strange woman in the world
In the next two days, many people came one after another, in addition to foreigners, as well as their own people. Without exception, these people are all masters and have some evil spirits on them.
Fortunately, these people were very law-abiding and did not disturb the lives of the villagers. After resting in the town for a while, they went straight into the mountain.
Lin Xian is coming to visit tomorrow. Jiang Daoli prepared the bait early. This is to use soft flour with animal milk. Otherwise, how can you catch fish?
Fishing nets? Too much fishing at one time, it's a waste.
Ordinary bait fishing, just kidding, see which fish bird you are.
In order not to be exposed, Jiang Daoli had to prepare the bait first, take it out tomorrow, and fish with Lin Xian.
After getting the bait, Jiang Daoli took out WeChat and stroked it for a while, and found that the small class had improved as a whole, except for himself.
Forget it, I won’t look at it anymore, so as not to be hit. I took off the bottle and it was all garbage. I don’t know if it was because the system was completely unsealed. This drifting bottle hasn’t been able to catch anything for a long time.
He didn't get it, and Jiang Daoli didn't force it. Just as he was about to leave, Zhu Bajie applied to add his friend, but he agreed without thinking.
"Old driver Daxian, can you give the old pig some meat skewers? The old pig can exchange for things."
Replace things? Second Senior Brother, you are very good at Taoism. Jiang Dao was happy and asked, "What should I exchange for fellow Taoist?"
"How about Chang'e's collection of underwear? Photos of the Seven Fairies? Photos of the collection of the collection of Sister Guanyin's collection of the collection of the collection of the collection of the?" Zhu Bajie said excitedly.
"..." I just wanted to know, how did you come from these things? And, do they know?
I can understand Chang'e's underwear, you sneaked into Guanghan Palace. How did you come from the Seven Fairies? I went to secretly take photos recently? Also, you dare to secretly take photos of Guanyin. Are you really not afraid of death?
After being silent for a long time, Jiang Daoli silently downloaded a few bikini photos and sent them over.
"Puff, Oh, there are such strange women in the world. They are actually the example of women in the fairy world and the role model of close friends in their boudoir."
Blood was heard there, and then a burst of excitement: "Please introduce the old driver."
Jiang Daoli glanced at the pictures on the web page and simply sent them all over. Suddenly, Zhu Bajie there was confused.
"How come there are so many strange women?"
Shouldn’t there be only one strange woman? Is there a little flooding over you? Zhu Bajie was very depressed, but then he was excited: “Expert driver, send one or two real people here.”
"..." Are you kidding me? Send a real person? I don't even know who it is in the photo, and I want it to give you a real person.
Jiang Daoli curled his lips, looked at his hundreds of movies, and said quietly: "Fellow Taoists are really elite talents in the dual cultivation world. I still have 500 dual cultivation videos here, 72 great methods to pick up girls, and 366 postures of dual cultivation. I wonder if you are interested?"
"Dual cultivation video? Seventy-two major methods to pick up girls. How to practice? There are 366 postures to practice dual cultivation?" Zhu Bajie was thumping with unyielding heart, and suddenly felt that he had a short-sighted understanding. The old driver was worthy of being an old driver, and he was indeed a broad-minded person.
"After learning the seventy-two methods of picking up girls, the seven fairies of Chang'e and Guanyin are no problem, and the fairy of Hundred Flowers can also win it in one move. The dual cultivation video can not only increase the passionate interest of both parties, but also explore the path of dual cultivation. It is a necessary artifact for cultivation."
Jiang Daoli advocated hard that this was his first business: "Three hundred and sixty-six postures, do you know which posture has the most skill? Do you know which posture is more pleasant to the body and mind?"
Just as Jiang Daoli was blowing vigorously, Zhu Bajie's message jumped out: "Please teach the old driver the magic, and Bajie wishes to worship you as his teacher."
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Apprenticeship? Who wants you as an apprentice? Have I said that? I want you to exchange things for something. Holding the grass, and wanting to make a fortune in vain? Don’t think about it!
"Fellow Taoist, please exchange things for them. You can do it, such as heaven and earth treasures, practice methods, etc." Jiang Daoli directly made it clear that what he wanted was these, and he also wanted to reach the realm of invincible foundation building. This is the most disadvantageous group of people in the universe at the same level.
Moreover, it is very rare in the entire universe, and there are not even any in some star fields.
"Treasures of heaven and earth? This, old driver, can I take credit?"
"If there are no treasures in heaven and earth, you can exchange them with cultivation methods, and you won't have to pay any credit." Jiang Daoli decisively refused, and then explained: "My secret methods are directed to the Yin-Yang Dao, and they also involve the Great Way of Creation. Every time you practice dually, you will generate huge vitality, but you can create humans."
He paused and said, "Marson Peng had been practicing so long that day, right? I don't have high requirements for any body refining methods, such as immortals."
Zhu Bajie was silent for a while and said, "I have a broken martial art here, which is the practice method of Xingtian, the Witch Clan. It is powerful and can be cultivated to the realm of the Heavenly Immortal. I wonder if it can be exchanged for it?"
"You can change one of the dual-repair videos." Jiang Daoli said immediately.
"Three parts."
"One."
"It must be three."
"Two, three are impossible. After all, I am the method that points directly to the core of the Great Dao. If I hadn't tailor-made cultivation techniques for my disciple and comprehend the cultivation methods of the hundreds of gods and demons, I wouldn't have exchanged them."
Jiang Daoli and the second senior brother kept cutting prices, and at the same time pointed out that he urgently needed to practice magic tricks. After all, his small trumpet was in a small classroom, and many gods knew that he had an apprentice. This explanation happened to be that he needed to practice magic and treasures of heaven and earth.
"Okay, two movies are just two." Zhu Bajie agreed. There was no way, who made this double-revised video too attractive?
Jiang Daoli decisively sent two videos over, and they were both classic ****. He ensured that the second senior brother had a great aura. As for how to solve the problem of getting angry, haha, I will find a way for myself.
Ding, Zhu Bajie sent a red envelope.
Jiang Daoli immediately received it. It was indeed a secret book, the Witch Clan's Body Refining Method? It seems that Zhu Bajie has a lot of private goods and can get the Witch Clan's Method. Will there be fewer demon clans?
Jiang Daoli was very happy to get what he wanted: "If fellow Taoists are satisfied, they can continue to exchange it next time."
After saying that, Jiang Daoli retreated. The second senior brother must have no time to pay attention to him and was busy studying the path of dual cultivation.
However, after thinking about it, Jiang Daoli felt that he and his second senior brother were off topic. He was obviously here to change the meat skewers, so why did he change the seeds?
Forget it, anyway, the purpose is achieved, and the meat skewers or something can’t be changed on that day?
Both sides were very happy, and Jiang Daoli also fell asleep.
The next morning, Jiang Daoli got up early, poured half a bucket of water into the jar, then poured a bowl of spiritual wine into it and stirred it.
Don’t think that there is too much water. He feels like fire when he drinks this spiritual wine himself. If an ordinary person drinks it, can he bear it?
Not to mention these, if the spiritual power and terrifying medicine contained in it are not diluted, ordinary people will only replenish too much, and it is not impossible to replenish dead people.
After doing all this, Jiang Daoli went to buy some vegetables again, but there was no way, he couldn't grow them himself.
Jiang Daoli didn’t buy meat. With fish, eels, who would eat chicken, duck and pork? Jiang Daoli is very confident in his breeding skills... Well, it’s animal milk and Liluo’s fish feed.
Chapter completed!