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Chapter Thirty-Six: Mom and Dad

Long Qiuqiu's excited face instantly solidified, so black that it was completely black.

"Several years have passed, can you not remember this nickname?" Long Qiuqiu tried hard to widen his mung bean-sized eyes and said unhappy.

Jiang Daoli nodded seriously: "Okay, Qiuqiu."

“…”

Long Qiuqiu was originally named Jiang Long. When he was a child, he was as fat as a ball. Now... he is like a big ball, and he is getting more and more round.

"Brother Li, tell me where you have been doing in the past few years and how have you lived? I have been outside, but it is not very good outside." Jiang Long said.

Jiang Long yearns for big cities, but his figure completely eliminates his chance to go outside.

He is as fat as a ball. He is not capable yet and can only farm. Why do he do it when he goes out? After looking at the thick and short limbs, he can only hold one brick in one hand, which is not as good as a naughty child.

"Qiuqiu, I really want to know your wife's figure, is it a cue ball or a cue ball?" Jiang Daoli asked very seriously and eagerly.

Jiang Long's face turned dark and he just wanted to curse: "Let's talk about how you have lived in the past few years, so my wife won't talk about it for now."

Unable to satisfy his curiosity, Jiang Daoli was not in a good mood, and curled his lips and said, "Just live like that, pickles are covered with steamed buns, and tears are flowing into his heart."

"Brother Li, stop making trouble. It's said online that the people in the city don't even know what the steamed buns look like."

"Okay, the food is nothing, it's just ordinary meals, such as scallions and tofu, buns, and spicy hot pot, very ordinary." Jiang Daoli looked at Long Qiuqiu, which was dark as the bottom of the pot, and was not in the mood to tease him, and said directly.

"That's nothing, by the way, Brother Li, have you ever done major health care outside?" Long Qiuqiu rubbed his hands hard, looking eager.

Holding the grass, what's wrong with the village? What about the simplicity of a few years ago? Is this still the simple ball?

"I haven't done big health care, why do you ask?"

"Brother Li? I'm very suspicious now. Have you really been to a big city? It's rumored online that big health care in big cities is a must-do for men. You have been in big cities for so many years, but you haven't done big health care."

Long Qiuqiu looked contemptuous and kept scanning Jiang Daoli below with a strange look.

Jiang Daoli was speechless. In the logic of Longqiuqiu, it seems that men in big cities should go to health care. If they have not done it before, they are not men.

"Have you done it?" Jiang Daoli rolled his eyes.

"No." Long Qiuqiu shook his head and quickly explained: "If my wife hadn't been in charge of it, I would have gone to do it long ago. It's not like you. I can't find a woman, so I'd have gone to do it even if I can't find her."

Holding the grass and not finding a wife, you should go to health care? What kind of magical logic is this?

Suddenly I discovered that the simple village had changed so much. Forget about a shameless Erdan, even the dragon ball that even the child had was so dirty.

"Qiuqiu, let's study the question of whether your wife is a ball."

"Oh, my mother told me to go home for dinner." Long Qiuqiu slapped his head, slammed his head, and was about to run away.

Looking at the humming and unable to breathe when he took two steps, as if he was about to hang up, Jiang Daoli had to remind him: "Tell me a message to your wife, you and your couple rolled up faster than you walked."

"Hold the grass, Jiang Daoli, wait until I finish my meal and I'll kill you."

From afar, the sound of Longqiuqiuqiu came, and Brother Li stopped shouting.

Jiang Daoli grinned and raised his head, like a general who won a battle. Long Qiuqiu, your wife must be a ball too.

He raised his head and shook it down the next moment because he saw someone, the father who was buying vegetables.

My father smiled at him, very kind and kind, and his father's love was as good as a mountain: "Son, these are the braised dishes you like to eat. Eat some first, Dad, I'll wash the chicken first."

"Dad." Jiang Daoli was moved, his eyes turned red, and he was about to say something. Dad glanced around and found that no one was there. His face turned dark in an instant: "Little bastard, wait for you to have enough, let's see how I deal with you."

“…”

Are you really my real father?

Jiang Daoli, who was carrying the braised dish, was heartbroken. It turned out that he wanted me to eat more because he was worried that I would not resist the beating.

How heavy is braised at this moment? This is fatherly love, but this fatherly love is probably a little painful after he has eaten, and he doesn't like it either, but it seems that he can't stop it.

Jiang Daoli entered the house with braised vegetables and ate them bitelessly. He glanced at the kitchen and found beer, put away the liquor, put away it!

You must never let your father drink. Once you drink, you can't stop at night, unless you die of drunkenness and make him unable to move.

But I can escape the first day of the lunar month and the fifteenth day of the year. I will die of drunkenness and the next time, so it is better to put it away.

He put all the wine in his storage ring, and now his father couldn't find it any longer, so he felt relieved.

It was half past 11, and the food was cooked. Jiang Daoli had a lot of braised dishes. He said naturally: "I'm full, I'll go out first."

"Sit down." The father glared at his eyes, and his great power was exuding, which scared Jiang Daoli. He quickly sat down seriously, lowered his head, and looked like a primary school student who had made a mistake.

The father was satisfied, then took out a cup, took out a bottle of white wine from his pocket, and squinted his eyes and said, "Today I'm happy, I'll buy a bottle to celebrate, and it's more than one hundred."

Holding grass...

It’s better to do it than to do it!

Dad, aren’t you very stingy on weekdays and can’t bear to spend money? Why are you willing to buy more than 100 bottles of wine today? And, what does it mean to look around and place where you put the wine before?

"You have learned to take care of yourself in the past few years when you go out. You will definitely drink wine. Come and drink some with your father." My father was very polite and poured him a full bowl of wine in person!

"Dad, I can't drink. I clean myself outside and never drink alcohol." Jiang Daoli said hurriedly.

"I can't drink it? That's best, it's easier to get dizzy, so that I won't feel any pain later." My father poured a small cup for himself and said calmly: "I want to stay awake, drink less."

Dear father!

Jiang Daoli was almost crying. This is really my dear father. I have found a way out for myself. I feel so dizzy that I don’t hurt. Are you planning to suck your son to death?

My mother sat aside, looked quietly, without saying a word, as if she had agreed.

This is also my dear mother. I sighed in my heart. Jiang Daoli gritted his teeth, drank a bowl of it, and then shouted: "Dad is a huge amount."

Puff

He fell head-on under the table and avoided his father's sight.

My father looked at it with a smile, not worried. He squinted in small mouthfuls and ate for half an hour before he could finish his meal. Then he searched in the yard for a long time and finally found a rattan bar.

"If you don't suck you, I always feel unhappy." My father snorted angrily, then stepped forward and sucked hard.

"I'll drag it in after I finish the pumping. I'll have a blind date tomorrow." My mother said calmly.

My dear mother, Jiang Daoli was so moved that this was my dear mother.

"Yes, but I think it's easier to hang it up and suck it." The father sucked it twice, feeling it was not easy, so he said.

"Forget it, it's so troublesome to hang it up. Just suck it. After sucking, I'll continue to suck it." Mom said.
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