040 [Fortune-telling Master]
Not to mention, the business of fortune telling villa is so good.
It's such a hot day, with such a big sun in the afternoon, many men and women still queue up to register at the ticket office, such as finding people, marriage, dream interpretation, placing curses, and beating villains. There are seven or eight kinds of business.
Divination costs 300 yuan per time, among which the marriage hexagram is the most popular, which is the kind chosen by Lin Dazhi.
Yang Tuo waited for an hour before he was on the turn. Under the instructions of the staff, he entered the hexagram room and handed the registered token to Master He.
Master He looked kind and his voice was full of magnetic. He raised his hand politely, "I wish you a blessing, please sit down with me, my friend."
Yang Tuo clasped his hands together and respectfully said: "Hello, Master."
Yang Tuo sat behind the table and looked at the other person carefully, feeling confused.
Master He is not like a cultivator, because he is not filled with the spiritual pressure of "repulsiveness of the same kind", and he is a little disappointed.
Yang Tuo said sincerely: "Master, I want to ask you about someone. His name is Tianjizi. He is probably very old. You should go up at the age of 60. Your profession should also be a fortune-teller. I know only this. Can you help calculate more information?"
Master He has never heard of Tianjizi, who tells fortunes.
Moreover, how many guys are you? How many people are you talking about? Is this kind of inquiring about your peers very annoying?
Master He was too lazy to say anything, so he simply pointed to something on the table.
This is a triangle column with three lines of small characters written on it.
【Time is money My friend】
【To save each other's time and money】
【Please explain the purpose and demands accurately】
There are too many characters and they are still very small. The most important point is to vertically arrange them. In order to highlight the master's high knowledge, they are all traditional Chinese characters!
Are you sick? Why don’t you just use small seal script or draw a trick?
Yang Tuo took the pillar and walked around, and it was very difficult to see.
But he finally understood: "Yes, I'm here to find out who this person is and where he lives. Now he is dead or alive. This is my purpose and demand. Just tell me another fortune."
He knew that Tianjizi was dead, so he asked Master He to divinate to verify the authenticity of the master.
Master He was a little impatient and played with the registration token, showing it: "But my friend is hanging a marriage number, not a fortune teller."
"Ah, did I get the wrong number?"
This place is like a hospital, and it is divided into oral and gynecology?
Yang Tuo felt a little short-circuited and asked, "Why are marriages and fortune-telling, aren't the prices the same?"
Master He stared at Yang Tuo's shorts and asked jokingly: "You go to the hospital to get circumcision and have an abortion. The surgery fee is 3,000 yuan. Can the surgery content be the same?"
This, this, this!
Yang Tuo was shocked!
This is too rigid, and you can tell at a glance that the other party doesn’t know who Tianjizi is. Maybe he is not a divination master or a wandering doctor!
Moreover, what do you mean by staring at my shorts and saying this?
If you don't repair it for the old age, you will get smelly...
Thinking about it was a waste of time here, Yang Tuo stood up and prepared to leave.
I thought about it again, no.
It’s a 300 yuan account. Once registered, there is no refund. It’s a bad term!
It’s better to go to a familiar place on the corner of the street and find the young lady standing under the faint red street lights and trembling in the wind and rain. Fall in love with her at first sight, have a short and half-hour relationship, and join hands to tell a love story that doesn’t have to be together forever, leaving beautiful memories between each other. Everyone is just passers-by in each other’s lives, and in the end, she only needs to give her a breakup fee of 300 yuan.
Therefore, this old liar cannot make money easily!
Yang Tuo's little head quickly turned and sat down again.
You have to be sneered to make your anger happy.
Yang Tuo said: "Okay, I'll ask about marriage. Master, I like a girl very much. Can you help me plant a love pot and make her fall in love with me wholeheartedly?"
Master He was about to leave, and his beard began to shake. He was not from Xiangxi, so how could he know about love Gu?
Seeing the master's look about to get angry, Yang Tuo's belly was funny. You don't know that the love Gu is because you have short hair and few knowledge. Although my hair is also short, I have seen the real love Gu, and it is super effective!
Yang Tuo corrected: "No, no, you don't have to use Gu, it's that meaning, see if we can make us love each other sincerely."
For the sake of money, Master He endured it and kept silent, and was ready to be perfunctory.
Master He took a deep breath and calmed himself down.
He pointed to the paper and pen on the table and said, "Write your name, date of birth, date of birth, date of birth, and photo of you, let me take a look at your face first. If there is indeed a couple, I can promote your good marriage. If your appearance is incompatible, then I can't do anything about it."
Master He is ready. No matter what Yang Tuo wrote, he will say he is incompatible and then drive this kid out!
Yang Tuo quickly wrote and said casually: "There are no photos in groups, but there are a few photos in a single person. I don't know the birth date and horoscope, but I know her zodiac signs. Do you want to use zodiac signs when you divine?"
Master He's eyes turned dark and he gritted his teeth: "I don't need a constellation!"
"How can you tell fortunes without zodiac signs? Su Dongpo has studied this. Like another poet Han Yu, he is both Capricorn. Now, I am Taurus. Ancient inventions are now crazy and popular. Is it because too many people have been sad about love..."
Yang Tuo was unforgivable and hummed "Zodiac" and finished writing it.
He took out his single registration photo from his bag and the girl's photo and pushed it over: "Master, please cast a spell."
Master He was so frustrated by this guy that he had a headache and had already been full of anger. When he took the photo, he saw that the man was in front of him.
The woman is very beautiful, beautiful and familiar.
Dilireba?
"Get out!"
Master He finally couldn't help but get angry and threw back the photos and registration book.
Yang Tuo took the photo of flying in and put out a few more photos on the table: "Reba is not good? Then look at this photo. Do you think Zheng Yan and I have a husband and wife? Liu Tao and Gao Yuanyuan, just be pretty, I don't mind being older..."
Master He covered his chest, his blood pressure rose rapidly, and his heart disease was about to occur.
Yang Tuo put away all the beautiful photos and said with a smile: "Master, don't be angry, you are joking with you. Do you really don't know Tianjizi?"
Master He pointed at Yang Tuo, his face twisted: "What a heavenly piece of magic, I don't know! If you don't leave, I will call the security guard! Security guard! Security guard... Come quickly, wuwuwu..."
"I'll go, I'll go."
Yang Tuo no longer entangled, left the hexagram room, and turned around and laughed twice.
After 300 yuan was a bit scared, he was finally happy.
Chapter completed!