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Chapter 277: The old lady's blood is gone, why don't you come to help? 【72/100】(1/2)

The bottom lane.

"Ah, the rain has passed, the sky is clear, don't be too nas. It seems that no one dares to come to the Moon Altar, it's true." In the Moon Altar, the goblin Gazluvina was so leisurely that he set off a bench on the spot, holding a shade umbrella and lying on the chair with sunglasses.

Is this a man here to fight in the arena or to take a vacation?

The live barrage all expressed that the report of the goblin hanging up!

The combat robot COSed the waiter and brought a plate and hand towel ticket to the goblin: "Boss, is it tea or coffee?"

Goblin: "A cup of Coke, thank you!"

Robot: "It's really hard to serve you. When will we start fighting? We'll wait for a long time to get flirted, and the bottom lane is so fierce. Are the three turrets enough?"

Gazluvi, wearing sunglasses, took the Coke, crossed his legs and said lightly: "You know a good hammer, that's a miracle of goblin technology. Besides, I have all the talent, so what's the use of saying these things now?... Alas? Why is it coffee? I remember it seems that I ordered Coke?"

Robot: "You haven't gone to make money, you can't afford to hang up the machine and coffee."

Goblin: "Where do you think my money goes? Can the battle not be consumed? Does it cost money if it consumes? Will I steal screws from Sheriff Jimmy's combat armor for you if it has money?"

Robot: "What? No wonder Chief Jimmy drips combat armor, it will collapse when it is worn, and it will collapse when it is worn."

Goblin: "It's not all for you."

Robot: "Do you know where your money has gone?"

Goblin: "You ungrateful wolf!"

Robot: "The eyes made of krypton gold are Bose's rope!"

Goblin: "You...you originally wanted to provide you with great health care this month, don't think about it."

The audience on the scene was really weird. Without teammates, you can even argue with the robot. What else can you do? Can't you have a normal teammate?

This is a highly anticipated press conference. Can it be more serious?

The audience found that except for Vera, there were no abnormalities at the moment, the others were all a group of funny people.

There is also the Archangel Tyrel, who looks cool and cool. I don’t know if it’s pretending or still a funny guy in his heart.

The storm is fun, I want to recharge the money!

On the bottom lane of the arena, the goblin suddenly felt the ground shaking, turned his head to look at the lower lawn that was gradually turning red, and the flowers and plants began to wither.

"This is..." The goblin scratched his head and stared at the ground. The flowers and plants began to wither, as if the magma in the core was about to gush out. Gazrouve suddenly was shocked and his sunglasses were crooked, and his eyes were almost protruding: "Is this...???"

At this moment, a female voice suddenly came from the grass: "Who said no one dared to come?"

Robot: "What? Someone gank you, you are a double gank, you are still hung up with a toad skin. The other party is coming to his chest and chest!"

The robot saw a female hero wearing exposed armor jumping into the air, and the other party roared: "Look again? Look again, let's dig out your eyes and slash it in the air-slashing-!"

"The Apocalypse of the End of the World--" Another evil voice came.

Goblin: "Damn it, it's so unreasonable that it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so big, it's so unreasonable!"

boom--!

The doomsday apocalypse broke out on the ground, and the barbarian holding two big swords in the sky jumped down. It was a big collision between heaven and earth. The entire moon hall was suddenly in chaos, with the fighting energy spreading wildly, and dust and smoke filled the whole of the smoke.

As the dust gradually dissipated, the sound of goblin coughing came. He looked at the broken chairs on the ground and said in pain: "It's too rough, too rough. I bought the summer cool and luxurious three-piece set last month."

"Boss, you can't even stand it now. If you don't run away, you'll have to hang up." The robot reminded.

"Uh, retract the tower and drink a sip of the Healing Spring to replenish the state." The goblin escaped, decisively gave up the Moon Altar, and immediately retreated into the outer tower of the lower lane. Not far away, a sip of the Healing Spring sprayed a peaceful and warm current. Gazluvi took a sip, and the Healing Spring entered the 99-second CD countdown.

Suddenly, the residual health status recovered by fifty or sixty percent.

Then the land spirit returned to the battlefield of the Moon Hall. When the robot saw the other hero, he immediately said, "Yeah, it's the double-sword barbarian, Sanya. This is the most terrifying double-sword warrior in the legend. These two big swords together weigh several pounds."

"Kneel down in front of the King of Fear, little thing." As a loud voice came again, a big red guy slowly walked out of the grass.

"Hmm? Big Pineapple? Are you two mortal enemies? When will Nyfeitian and the demon leader go together? I'm afraid there is no filthy **Yi*!" said the goblin with a confused look on his face.

Diapolo: "Are you funny? This is the arena of time and space hub!"

"Boss, I'm afraid I can't win. We'll be slutty inside the tower. Don't worry about flirting with the moon hall." The machine said cowardly.

"No, I have to win today." said the goblin.

"Boss, you need 1V2 for a crispy skin? The opposite side is more powerful than the other. Are you afraid that it is not Shi Lezhi?" the robot complained.

On the other side, the barbarian Sanya easily carried the big sword and said lightly: "Little one, you are not my opponent. Just jumping to the big one just was just a warning, which is called persuading the big one. If I don't get out of here, I will not show mercy."

The goblin sat back on his robot control table and laughed: "I'm not a small tone. By the way, the protective area of ​​your breastplate is not more than 40%. Can it play a protective role?"

Big Pineapple: "Hehe... it's best to think clearly before you speak, little thing."

The robot was immediately busy: "Guawazi, don't stimulate her, you forgot what her passiveness is? He is fighting with anger!"

The goblin ignored the robot: "And if you move too much, your body will be exposed. Such a combat suit is basically unwrapped and it will be firmly finished."

Sanya: "Well? You two dare to laugh at our barbarian fighting tradition?"

Goblin: "Hmm? And it's not ergonomic at all. Another day, the engineer of a great engineer has created a legendary set for you, and the price is better. How about it? A stinky man."

Sanya: "What? Let's not talk about my tribe's dress for the time being. I have sworn that anyone who dares to call me a barbarian again will invite him to eat an axe!"

Robot: "Guawazi, her anger is soaring, don't stimulate her!"

Sanya: "Big pineapple, if I want to be with him, you'd better not interfere."

Diapolo: "I hope you don't capsize in the gutter, Nafitian... Hey, is there a Yazi butterfly?"

Then the big pineapple ran in the grass to catch butterflies.

audience:……

On the other side, Sanya glared at the goblin: "Little Beast, you have successfully angered me, and the consequences are very serious. Go home and soak in the spring water and wait for resurrection!"

Without a word of speculation, Sangya immediately launched a charge. The goblin on the side looked at Sangya who was rushing towards him and said in surprise: "Can such a simple breastplate withstand such a huge swing? The steel upper support, the leather lower support, the invisible steel ring, the upper and lower bounds, the edges are uneven, and when swinging, why is there such a pleasing arc? How could there be such a high-end design? This is unscientific!"

Robot: "Boss, are you Ha'er? She's wearing a bikini!"

Sanya: "You talk too much nonsense, eat me and cut the ground-breaking slash--"

The goblin was so scared that he closed his eyes and shouted, "Help No. 8, Aki!"

When he opened his eyes, he saw that Sanya was close at hand, and the robot was carrying the other party's swords with his arms, and there was an electric spark.

Robot: "Yo girl has such a big hand strength!"

Gazluvi was anxious when he saw this: "Aki No. 8... Damn, this arm is made of ser silver materials. I only grabbed it on Double Eleven. Please accompany me with the stinky man!"

Robot: "You guy, don't care about the materials or me?"

Goblin: "Uh, not..."

Sanya: "I have just warned you that you have asked for it."

However, what made the audience dizzy was that the goblin's eyes took advantage of the two sides staring at Sangya's chest so close and said shamelessly: "He actually showed such a high-end breastplate design in front of me to distract me..."

Audience: I have never seen such a shameless person in Jingchi City.

Robot: "What are you thinking about? You have a big brain and are stuck in the door?"

Sanya: ‘Is it only now that I feel the power of our barbarians? It’s too late!’

While speaking, Sanya's brute force soared, and the robot yelled: "Oh no, boss, I can't hold on!"

Goblin: "Aki 8, we will lose this game, but we will have no money to change your arms."

Robot: "Well~~~What? No, for health care expenses! Huge--!"

Bang!

The robot suddenly exploded, and his arms were closed and the barbarian's swords were thrown to one side. His opponent, Sanya, was shocked: "Aki-8 is so powerful."

Audience: Thomas train, dirty...

Robot: "It's so good to see the barbarians close up."

"Hurry up, let this stinky stinger disappear in front of my eyes." The goblin shouted.

"Young sister, I'm sorry!" The robot immediately raised his hand and shot a dizzy explosive (E) from the palm. Sangya was startled and quickly blocked it with the big sword in his hand. The bomb bounced back on the ground without any movement. Sangya smiled and looked at the goblin and mocked, "You goblin's weapon is so useless."

Gazluvi smiled and said, "Three...two...one guided, burst!"

Bang!

With a loud bang, the fire suddenly surged into the sky.

"Very good, very good, this full of anger..." When the dust smoke disappeared, Sanya was still standing in the altar, with flames rising all over her body: "Short, you're done."

Goblin: "What? The body is exposed to 60%. The bomb bomb that hit me is still unscathed? It's unscientific, it's not scientific!"

Robot: "Ha'er, she's a tank, she's a woman, and she's a tank. Your expertise and strengths are to break up the house and not fight, don't you know?"

Goblin: "Farting, goblin technology is shocking, what do you know? It seems that you can't beat this stinky sarcasm without spending money."

Then, the audience was swearing that Gazrouve opened a control button and there was a capital letter on it...R!

Goblin: "Enter high-energy combat mode!"

Robot: "You have to!"
To be continued...
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