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Chapter 399 Scratching!

The demon master Kunpeng covered his face and obviously couldn't bear it anymore to this embarrassing emperor. You, the emperor, actually took a bath with the female fairy? Can you be even more embarrassing?

So the demon master Kunpeng took the initiative to say, "Emperor, the rabbit's bath is quite expensive."

Dong Huang Taiyi was stunned and then said, "Then forget it, let's go another day." After that, Dong Huang Taiyi shouted, "No, didn't we agree to invest in the stock? I'm a shareholder by then, so it will definitely be free!"

Demon Master Kunpeng: "^#^..."

Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly in his heart: "I, Cao, he hasn't forgotten this yet? Could it be that he is serious?"

While talking, Li Jing walked in angrily and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Jade Emperor, you have to make the decision for me! That dead rabbit has poured the ecstasy soup for our daughter. My silly daughter actually dug out the peach and plum trees that had been planted in his family for 800,000 years and took them away!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned and then smiled and said, "This rabbit moves so fast. The peach and plum trees of the Li Tianwang family are innate peach and plum trees. There are not many such single seedlings in the world..."

Li Jing said in a crying voice: "Jade Emperor, don't just laugh at me, you have to make the decision for me."

The Jade Emperor said helplessly: "But the rabbit dug it away?"

Li Jing was stunned and shook his head and said, "No, it was Zhenying's child. I don't know what I thought, so I poached it."

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "There's no hurry."

"No...no hurry? Jade Emperor...I...is very anxious." Li Jing knew very well that things fell into the rabbit's hand, and basically they were meat buns to beat the dog, and there was no return. The most hateful thing was that the dead rabbit might eat all the trees at any time, so it would be strange if he was not anxious. Especially since the war has been going on recently, he couldn't say when he would be sent out. Then, he wouldn't care, and no one would care about it in the future. After all, the sons in the family were even more accustomed to Li Zhenying than him...

The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said, "You might as well wait a moment. Everyone will deal with it later."

"Everyone?" Li Jing'er.

Dong Huang Taiyi was also stunned, threw down the melon seeds in his hand, then slapped his thigh and said, "Good guy... I understand, this rabbit is afraid that it won't just do it! I suddenly felt that this investment might not be small..."

The demon master Kunpeng nodded desperately. He now wished that Donghuang Taiyi would forget this!

Otherwise, if the matter spreads in the future, the Emperor of the Heavenly Court of the Demon Clan and the Emperor of the Donghuang Taiyi will invest in a small bathhouse in a remote mountainous area!

Whatever he thinks, how embarrassing it!

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman ran in and reported: "Your Majesty, the plants in the imperial garden ran away collectively. The leader was the innate vegetation called pineapple. The rabbit who opened the way... This... do you care?"

The Jade Emperor sighed and said, "Wait until you talk."

Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "What do you mean to wait? As the emperor, you must be broad-minded and don't always focus on the one-acre and three-point land of your own family... As the saying goes, is the king's land? Since the world belongs to us, where is it not? Why bother to put it only at your doorstep?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and glanced at the Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

Donghuang Taiyi suddenly had a bad premonition...

At this moment, a man in armor walked in. As soon as he entered the door, his helmet exploded. Nine bird heads were crying and howling, and his nose, tears rushing in. While running, he shouted: "Great Emperor, it's not good! The wine-scented chestnut tree you planted in the backyard was carried away by the rabbit!"

Donghuang Taiyi was stunned. The Jade Emperor beside him looked at him with a smile and said, "As an emperor, you must have a broad mind..."

Why did Donghuang Taiyi feel so familiar when he heard this?

It seems that Di Jun told him last time that Emperor Dongji Qinghua is also a repeater!

Countless Cao Nimas in Donghuang Taiyi's heart rushed by and said gritting their teeth: "Do you emperors of the new era like to learn from others' words?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Fortunately, we like to ask questions without shame."

Dong Huang Taiyi slapped the table, stepped on the dragon chaise, and stepped on the back of the chair, like a hooligan, rolled up his sleeves, blushed, and roared: "I'm not ashamed to ask? Who's the one who's been? You're younger than me in terms of age, and I'm not afraid of you in terms of cultivation! I'm not ashamed to ask... Who invented this word? I want to kill him!"

The Jade Emperor said: "There must be my master when three people walk. I don't understand. Just ask you."

When Donghuang Taiyi heard this, he was still very angry and was about to explode. The next moment, he squatted on the chair, holding the plate and pounding the crutch with a smile and laughed, "I like to hear this, let me say it again?"

The demon master Kunpeng really couldn't stand it and was embarrassed by his own emperor, so he coughed and said, "Emperor, this is an allusion. It probably means a sage. When you meet three idiots on the road, you will still ask them if you don't understand... This is the origin of the three people who must have my master..."

Bang!

Donghuang Taiyi directly slapped the melon seeds on the Jade Emperor's head and shouted: "I Cao! I found that I shouldn't play with you! You guys from the Ancestral Court, one by one, think about what twists and turns in your mind all day long? Can't you fight to solve the problem? Why do you like pussy so much?"

The Jade Emperor was not angry, and picked up a melon seed and ate it slowly, "If you don't take action, your tree will be moved back to the moon by a rabbit."

Donghuang Taiyi curled his lips and said, "I said, as an emperor, you must have a broad mind! Isn't it just a wine-scented chestnut tree? Give it to him! I don't feel sorry!"

The Jade Emperor said: "Really?"

Donghuang Taiyi nodded vigorously and said, "Really!"

The Jade Emperor said, "Then can you keep my chair from stooping? It's very expensive."

Only then did Donghuang Taiyi realize that when he was speaking, he scratched the Jade Emperor's dragon throne three times, like a sign of a cosmic team leader...

Donghuang Taiyi quickly withdrew his hand and pretended to be calm and changed the topic: "Ghost car, why are that rabbit digging our tree?"

The ghost car said pitifully: "Emperor, you know, I can't afford to offend that rabbit. I don't know why he dug our tree, so I didn't dare to ask..."

"Bang!"

No one could see clearly how Donghuang Taiyi picked up the melon seed plate on the ground and then turned into nine people on the face of the ghost car!

Anyway, when the plate fell, the ghost car's face was covered with melon seed skin.

Dong Huang Tai pointed at the ghost lane in anger: "Look at your waste! You can't stop it, can't you ask?"

The ghost car asked pitifully: "Isn't the results all the same?"

Donghuang Taiyi was speechless for a moment, and subconsciously reached out to one side, put his five fingers together, and scratched them! As a result, he was scratched in vain.
Chapter completed!
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