Chapter 2 Ripped off
The rabbit must die Chapter 2 of the main text? "How tragic is it?" Qin Shou asked with concern.
Ruyi Zhenxian said pitifully: "That, it's hard to speak when standing."
Qin Shou nodded with great understanding, and Ruyi Zhenxian was overjoyed...
As the picture turned, Ruyi Zhenxian knelt on the ground and said in a crying voice: "It is said that my elder brother was called to save people at that time. Who knew that later a frigid monkey knocked down the Nantian Gate with one stick, and then the heavenly soldiers and generals rushed out, and the two sides were formed into a ball.
At that time, the emperor took action, but some people seemed to be very dissatisfied with him. Two emperor-level masters surrounded him and beat him up. Later, they went up to nine days. No one knew what the fight would look like.
Anyway, the monkey was very fierce. He led a group of red-eyed monsters to attack the heavenly court and demolished the Lingxiao Palace.
But I heard from Brother Niu that although the situation was a little messy at that time, he still noticed some strange details."
"What details?" Qin Shou asked.
Ruyi Zhenxian rubbed her knees and said, "Can you change your position?"
As the picture changed, Ruyi Zhenxian cried in front of the three-meter-long sword in the rabbit's hand, looking at two things on the ground, one was the jackfruit shell and the other was the durian shell. Finally, she knelt on the jackfruit shell and said bitterly: "My elder brother found that many gods were releasing water. It was obvious that those who could beat us without all their strength. Some guys secretly helped us hit the opposite side. Moreover, as soon as we rushed, they would flee in all directions... In other words, the attack on the heavens was a joke.
but……"
Ruyi Zhenxian wanted to say something, but looked at the durian beside him and finally gave up and continued, "But I heard that a great devil appeared later, and even the emperor could not stop him. It was a big mouth that caught whatever he had and ate. Wherever he passed, there was no tiles left.
Seeing that something was wrong, everyone ran away quickly. As for what happened in the end, we don’t know what happened..."
Qin Shou was stunned and cursed in his heart: "Damn, he is still a foodie devil! How could this grandson learn from me as a Rabbit Master!"
Ah snee!
Qin Shou wiped his nose again and said, "It's so fucking, it's that damn guy who is scolding me again!"
Then Qin Shou continued to ask: "What's next?"
Ruyi Zhenxian said, "But the monkey seemed to have fired the real fire and entered the Tushita Palace all the way. Someone saw the shadow of the Taoist ancestor falling down. He was probably in danger."
Qin Shou frowned, but he was not worried about the monkey. If he followed the words in Journey to the West, the monkey was also a cause and effect, and Laojun would probably not cheat him. So Qin Shou continued to ask: "What?"
Ruyi Zhenxian said, "I didn't know much later. I just heard from my elder brother that two months after they withdrew, Buddha Tathagata entered the heavenly court, and then a mountain was pressed down. It seemed that the monkey was not dead and was suppressed."
Qin Shou suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that although the origin of the plot changed, the ending was no different.
After calculating the time, Sun Wukong has been suppressed for more than three hundred years, and it will be over for another hundred years.
However, Qin Shou didn't care about any Buddhist and Taoist appointments. Sun Wukong was his friend, and he tried to kill his brothers in the Heavenly Court for his sake.
It would be fine if he didn't come back. Since he came back, he had to get him out! He didn't believe it anymore. The Tathagata Buddha's talisman could withstand his verbal tip!
Thinking of this, Qin Shou also blushed and muttered in his heart: "Hey, the protagonists in other people's books are all three-foot Qingfeng, a few-foot knife, extremely sharp, and they travel around the world. When I come to my place, I can only rely on one mouth... Alas..."
Speaking of this, Qin Shou turned his attention to strength again. After the last battle between Nantianmen, Qin Shou felt more and more that he should practice hard. Without strength, he always hoped that his friends would come to help him at critical moments. It would be fine if his friends were strong enough. If his strength was not enough, wouldn't it hurt his friends?
It’s okay to die alone, but what’s the matter of taking a group of brothers to bury him?
Furthermore, what if my friend comes one step late? Does it just happen to collect his body?
Therefore, Qin Shou decided on his future path, no matter what kind of saint you are or not!
When he was suffering at Nantianmen, no saint came out to help him!
And it is a bit dangerous, it is completely inexplicable! For example, Gou Chen wants to kill him with a thrust in his brain. Who can save him at this time?
Since the saint cannot protect Qin Shou, Qin Shou can only let go of all the burdens and practice to protect himself!
Thinking of this, Qin Shou looked at Ruyi Zhenxian and asked, "Brother, is there anything else I haven't said?"
Ruyi Zhenxian looked at Qin Shou pitifully and said, "My eldest brother is the Bull Demon King, you see... can you..."
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "If your elder brother wasn't the Bull Demon King, I'd have stewed you long ago! Take out all the valuable treasures on you, and be tricked. I'll get angry with Master Rabbit, and I'll eat you before I'll talk about it."
When Ruyi Zhenxian heard the valuable treasure, she immediately cried: "Master Rabbit, you just ate the valuable money. How could I have any valuable money on me?"
Qin Shou said: "I handed over all the Sumeru bags on my body, and took off all the clothes. Then find a place to play with me!"
Ruyi Zhenxian looked bitter, but when faced with this vicious rabbit, she took off all her legs, threw down the Sumeru bag and ran away.
"Shangxian, did you let him go like that? Are you not afraid that he will ask his elder brother to cause trouble for you?" the queen asked.
Qin Shou said indifferently: "It's okay, Master Rabbit, I'm a superb magical skill, and I'm not afraid of such a mere trouble." But he added in his heart: "What can I do if I don't let it go? Damn, he is Niu Dali's uncle! It's no longer authentic if I stole him. Can I still stew him?"
"Girl, I saved your life. Look, how can I repay me?" Qin Shou turned around and asked. He was not teasing the beautiful queen of others. Now he is going to practice. He is practicing several major factors. Among them, the partner is optional, but wealth, law, and land are indispensable.
Qin Shou is still very poor now. All he needs to do is stew the chicken and pluck the hairs by the geese! Accumulate less and make more!
So, Qin Shou's first slap hit the queen's head.
The queen was not surprised at all, but asked a little happy: "Oh? How can the immortal need me to repay you?"
Qin Shou was a little puzzled. Does this girl tend to be abused? But it doesn't matter. His most urgent task now is to find the way to heaven and see how Chang'e is. He could see that the queen seemed to have some small plot against him. He didn't want to have any unclear relationship with the queen, so he thought of an excessive condition and joked casually: "3000 harem beauties, do you have one?"
In Qin Shou's memory, the Kingdom of Women in "Journey to the West" is a world where there is no man!
In "Mirror Flowers", it is the feminist world where women are in charge and men are at home.
In many versions of the movie "Journey to the West: The Kingdom of Women", the Kingdom of Women has a disgust towards men, so he proposed to ask Sanqian beauties to serve him. He felt that this was probably extremely embarrassing to the other party, and the other party would definitely not agree.
If you don’t agree, as long as the other party is a little thinner, you will definitely feel embarrassed.
As long as she is embarrassed, Qin Shou can take the opportunity to hit a bigger advantage.
As for the Three Thousand Harems, he was too lazy to ask for it.
He has always believed in the famous saying that if there is a good wife in the family, you will not suffer any disaster. If there are too many women, it will be troublesome.
Chapter completed!