Chapter 36 Bastard Rabbit
So Yun Kong Zhenren coughed, covered up his embarrassment, and then said in an old man's tone of teaching the newcomer a lesson: "Ten meters away, one meter away from the fairy ten meters away, and hand over a magic weapon to the rabbit. Otherwise, there is no talk..."
The ancestor riding a peacock was stunned: "There are still these rules?"
"Our family rules." Qin Shou raised his head and said.
"Then I won't give it to you? I'll just follow you?" The other party was obviously a little distressed.
Qin Shou said: "It doesn't matter. I'll record it for you later. At the Zhongyuan Festival event, I'll ask someone to complain. A dignified immortal followed a woman to make a mistake!"
The other party was stunned. If he was really recorded and complained, he would be really hard to explain. Some things were tacit, but if they took them out, that was the matter!
So the other party instantly withered: "You are ruthless! I got this magic weapon yesterday, I'll give it to you."
Qin Shou hurriedly took it and saw that it was a small sword.
Qin Shou doesn’t know the goods, and Chang’e doesn’t understand this either, but someone understands it!
Qin Shou immediately asked Master Yunkong and said, "Yunkong, look at this sword, it seems to be better than what you gave it to."
When Master Yun Kong heard this, he was anxious. How could he lose face in front of the beauty? So he shouted: "How is it possible? Although my blue sea stone is just a material, it is better to just pinch some powder than this ragged magic weapon!"
"You gave him the Blue Sea Stone?" exclaimed the immortal riding a peacock.
True Man Yunkong raised his head and said, "Of course! To be honest, you are a little incapable of making a move, I will embarrass you."
The immortal riding a peacock suddenly turned red and said, "This..."
Seeing this, Qin Shou glanced at the other party and said, "So insincere, why do you think you are pretending to be a fool? Stay there when you are cool."
"Wait a minute, who said I was not sincere? That was the appetizer just now, this was a gift for the meeting." The immortal riding a peacock gritted his teeth, took out a piece of black gold, and said: "This is Taiyi Xuanjin Iron. The hardening degree of construction is not below the Blue Sea Stone. In addition, it is very tough. Just a little bit can make the magic weapon extremely sharp, and the iron is as sharp as mud..."
Click!
Before the immortal riding a peacock finished blowing, he heard a crisp sound. When he looked at him sideways, he saw that the rabbit was putting his Taiyi Xuanjin into his mouth, biting it gently, chewing one piece, and then ate it!
Seeing the immortal riding a peacock looking over, Qin Shou said, "You just said he was very hard?"
The peacock immortal swallowed his saliva and quickly shook his head and said, "It's okay..."
Qin Shou said: "Indeed, it's okay. You are the one, follow me."
Qin Shou waved his hand and Chang'e continued to rush forward, but there were two more immortals with black faces around her, and the two guys followed behind to chat.
"Fellow Daoist, this rabbit is so tricky, why don't you remind me?"
"I remind you, do you believe it? Damn, when I go back to the mountain this time, I will eat two rabbits first to relieve my anger. My blue sea stone... I was fooled by him."
"My Taiyi Xuanjin, ah... What makes me sad the most is that I didn't even make any splashes of water when I gave such a precious thing. It's all the fault of that dead rabbit, why is the teeth so good?"
"Indeed, this rabbit is so slutty!"
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Regardless of the two people behind him who were full of resentment, Qin Shou found that more and more people were constantly appearing in front of Chang'e, with pretending to be able to control the brilliant magic weapon, some pretending to be deep, stepping on the auspicious clouds and holding hands, and...
"My uncle, you have fallen into the ground, so don't get involved?" Qin Shou finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
The old god turned around and looked at Qin Shou and said, "I am just passing by..."
"Do you still have shame? Do you think I don't know you if you change your clothes? Let me tell you, even if you change your underwear, I know you!" Qin Shou shouted.
The old god looked embarrassed...
Qin Shou rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I said... have you all cultivating immortals? You are all slutty, why are you doing in front of us? To put it bluntly, isn't it just picking up girls? Can you just click? The barefoot immortals come up and give gifts and chat with you. These two immortals are also given by the Blue Sea Stone, Taiyi Xuanjin, so I am lucky to follow you. You should have two claws and wander around in a row. What are you going to do? Picking up girls without money, and being poor as a god is like you, I will be ashamed of you!"
"Where did this dead rabbit come from? Is it too damaged? " A big bearded god with a black face shouted.
Qin Shou glanced at the other party and said, "What if these men go to your back garden and stare at your wife for a long time?"
When the black god heard this, he was speechless... He guessed that he immediately searched the guy and started to fuck him.
Of course, Qin Shou wanted to search the guys, but he couldn't beat them! If he didn't accept gifts, these guys would follow him. Qin Shou and Chang'e had no suitable way. You can't really go to the Zhongyuan Festival to complain, right? So many big guys, they just talk about this? Besides, whether there is a chance to say it is still different.
Since you can't make the other party feel hurt, then make the other party feel distressed. This is Qin Shou's little abacus!
So Qin Shou said, "Okay, you either pay or get out! I remember your appearance. I have no money to pick up girls, and I have also remembered the poor ghosts and gods. When it comes to the Zhongyuan Festival event, I will help you become famous."
There were not many gods who were really wandering in front of Chang'e, but more were watching the fun, especially Qin Shou's voice, and more people were watching the fun.
Now that he heard what Qin Shou said, his face suddenly turned black...
"This rabbit is so tits a bastard. According to what he said, if he doesn't hand over some treasures and leaves like this, he will be a poor man who has no money and a poor man? He will even be told at the Zhongyuan Festival event?"
"If this is spread, who would have the nerve to walk outside?"
"I've lost all my face..."
Everyone was sad to find out for a moment that they were just watching the fun, but they all fell into the pit!
"You are cruel!" The old god cursed and threw a treasure to Qin Shou, which was a glass lamp!
Qin Shou immediately glanced at Yun Kong Zhenren and asked, "How is this baby comparing to your Bihai Stone?"
The old fairy rolled her eyes and said, "It's no worse than his Blue Sea Stone, this is a good thing!"
When the black-faced fairy looked at it, her eyes flashed with a flash, and she thought, if she gave it alone, the rabbit would probably be serious one by one. Compare. At this time, who gave it too badly, it would be embarrassing. If she could fish in troubled waters and give him some rags, wouldn’t she be able to pass the test?
There are also many immortals who have the same idea as the black-faced immortal, so everyone looked at each other and understood each other's thoughts, nodded slightly, and agreed.
Chapter completed!