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Chapter 263 Let him go

"Why are you so fierce? After all, we are in the same group, right?" Bagua Lu muttered.

"What did you say?" Qin Shou glared.

Bagua Furnace immediately said, "Nothing, that, what are we stewing today?"

Qin Shou pointed to the big stone beside him and said, "Stew this!"

"Stone stew? Rabbit! Don't go too far! After all, I am the Bagua stove of the Taoist ancestor. If you don't let me refine elixirs, it's okay if you come to help you cook. If you don't let me stew, let me stew stones?" The Bagua stove suddenly became popular.

Qin Shou said, "Look at your virtue, this is not an ordinary stone, this is a monkey!"

"Monkey? Bah, are you stupid?" Bagua Lu didn't believe it at all.

"What's your stove spirit? Is this obviously a monkey? Hurry up, let's stew it, haha..." Batong laughed.

Bagua Lu smiled and said, "Are you two stupid?"

Bang!

Batong took out two meteor hammers and placed them in front of him. Qin Shou grinded his teeth. The two of them said in unison: "What did you say?"

Bagua Lu looked at the two bastards, one and one small, and gritted his teeth and said, "Don't think I'm afraid of you! I just think that you can add more salt to this stone to ensure that the stone tastes delicious!"

Then the Bagua furnace became larger and said, "Stop talking nonsense, put the stone in!"

Qin Shou and Batong looked at each other, shook their heads, and then Qin Shou went to move the stones.

When Batong saw it, he remembered that the white-browed monkey did not allow the rabbit to take away the stone, so he quickly stopped it and said, "Rabbit, it's okay to knock on this stone, but it's not allowed to take it away, and it's not OK to put it in the pot."

Qin Shou was stunned and said, "What stone? This is clearly a monkey."

"No matter whether you are a monkey or a stone, you can't take it away." Batong shook his head vigorously, firmly disagreed.

Qin Shou looked at the five-colored divine stone and said, "Can you eat it?"

Batong smiled and said, "Rabbit, do you really want to eat him?"

Qin Shou said: "It's not necessary to eat it, I'm just curious whether eating a monkey can cure my disease..."

When Batong heard this, he looked at the rabbit's brain and his expression, as if he was looking at a poor madman, so he shook his head and said, "Your disease cannot be cured."

Qin Shou didn't know what Batong meant, and thought he was talking about his destructive energy, so he sighed and said, "There is no way, you have to try it if you have a glimmer of hope."

Batong looked at Qin Shou with sympathy and said, "A glimmer of hope...just eat this stone...uh, monkey? Don't you think you are cruel like this? Killing."

Batong started teasing rabbit again.

Qin Shou obviously wanted to tilt his head and shook his head, "It's not considered killing, right? It's like an egg. The chicken hasn't hatched yet. If I eat it, it's at most an egg... Well, it's just a hairy egg if it's too much."

"You are really helpless." Batong shook his head, looked at Qin Shou's eyes and became sympathy. He muttered in his heart: "There is no one in heaven, is there no rabbit used? Why did you let such a stupid rabbit come to travel day and night? It's good for me to be... Alas..."

Qin Shou didn't care what Batong was thinking. Since he couldn't put the stone in the pot, then just eat it!

So Qin Shou waved his hand, and a napkin fell into his hand, tied it around his neck, and one hand was hammered and the other hand was chopsticks, and he started to do it.

With one hammer, the fire splattered and a small stone fell down. I quickly grabbed it with chopsticks and was about to throw it into my mouth...

Suddenly, Qin Shou saw a little monkey in the distance peeing at a small stone...

Qin Shou looked at the stone in front of him, then the stone on the chopsticks, and then Batong. Qin Shou asked: "How do you solve the problem of using the toilet?"

"The ignorant little monkey urinates casually. When the older ones are smart, they are generally more particular. We all look for someone who has no one and pee behind the stone. What's wrong?" asked Batong.

When Qin Shou thought of the scene where he licked the stone before, his stomach felt like he was churning: "Vomit..."

The stone in my hand could no longer be swallowed, so I threw it aside and retching.

"Rabbit, what's wrong with you?" Batong asked.

Bagua Furnace said: "Rabbit, don't dislike it either. Look, monkeys urinate on stones. Under the wind and sun, the urine will leave some things layer by layer, mixing with wind and sand, leaving a layer of salt crust on the stones.

The shells layer after layer, and finally became a layer of stone rock. But don’t vomit... Why are you still vomiting?

After listening to me, don't vomit, there's nothing to vomit.

Isn't it just pee?

Have you forgotten?

You have licked the ashes in my belly. In a sense, I was the residue left after I ate it.

Compared to people, that's shit!

You have licked the shit, do you still care about peeing?" When Bagua Lu said this, the rabbit rushed up and shouted, "Master Rabbit, I won't eat it!"

Then Qin Shou jumped onto the stone, turned his back to the two, spread his legs apart, and rose up with human power, yelling: "Shh--"

A clear stream shot out...

Bagua Fu muttered: "Rabbit, don't you hide from someone?"

Qin Shou flattered his mouth and said, "It's all men, what are you afraid of?"

As soon as these words were said, Batong suddenly covered her eyes, twisted the waist of the bucket, and shouted in a squeak: "Oh... it's so disgusting! You are a man! Your whole family is a man... They are girls! Oh, I can't watch it anymore, you are too rogue!"

After saying that, Batong turned around and ran away.

Qin Shou stood in the air, his body stiff, frozen there, his whole body was messy in the wind, murmured: "Cao... is he his mother?"

When the Bagua Furnace came under the rabbit, he said in disbelief: "Such a mighty and majestic female monkey? Do you believe it?"

call……

A gust of wind blew.

Crazy...

"Rabbit! Where are you peeing?" Bagua Fu shouted.

Qin Shou said disapprovingly: "What are you calling? Master Rabbit, I didn't mean it. The wind blows, and the angle is just right."

Bagua Furnace said angrily: "The wind blows? You will be crooked when the wind blows? Are you kidney deficiency?"

Qin Shou said: "What are you shouting? I'll stew you again!"

"Has I stewed me? I tell you, rabbit, don't bully the furnace too much! I am the Daozu's alchemy furnace after all, so it's good to help you cook. Do you still pee me?" Bagua Fu shouted in dissatisfaction.

Qin Shouli said with confidence: "What's wrong with peeing you? Master Rabbit, I even peeing a monkey. I'm not afraid to hit you? Stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, did that guy just see anything?"

When Bagua Lu heard this, he glanced at Qin Shou's crotch. Qin Shou quickly put his hair over and hid his pencil.

Bagua Lu laughed and said, "What do you think? As soon as you pee, she leaned over and looked at it. She stared at her eyes for three seconds! Three seconds! I guess she counted all the hairs you had in your stuff! Then she covered her eyes... Uh, no, to be precise, she never covered her eyes at all, but ran away with her head!"

"This dead monkey, a stinking hooligan!" Qin Shou cursed, and there was no way to do anything. After all, he drew his gun first.

However, the rabbit also swears in his heart that from today on, he is not a familiar guy and must not draw his gun at will.

It would be fine if the gun is domineering enough, but now this thing is... too much!

Bagua Furnace asked, "Rabbit, what should I do now? Do you continue to eat the stone, or will I stew it for you?"

Qin Shou glanced at the stone, shook his head and said, "I want to eat, but I can't take it... Forget it, take it away."

"Take it away? Are you not afraid that the female monkey will go crazy? Look at her fierce appearance, like a man! If this angers her, are you not afraid that she will catch you back as a husband rabbit?" Bagua Lu asked.

Qin Shou immediately thought about it in his mind, deep mountains and forests, big caves, Batong lies on the stone bed and poses with a charming scene at him, that scene...

“Huh—~~”

Qin Shou couldn't help but tremble, glanced at the distance, and saw that Batong was not there, Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and said, "I've come here, I can't come in vain, right?"

Bagua Furnace said: "What do you mean?"

Qin Shou grinned...

The next moment, a rabbit ran away with a big rock!

There was a stove running behind...

Immediately afterwards, monkeys screamed angry from Huaguo Mountain, and then groups of monkeys surrounded from all directions! Monkeys are monkeys, how can they catch up with rabbits that have turned on the high-speed rail magic?

I saw the rabbit carrying a big stone and running out of the Huaguo Mountain Realm...

The stove behind him ran and shouted, "Rabbit, what are you... carrying it? Wouldn't it be put into your box?"

When the rabbit heard this, he was stunned for a moment, slapped his thigh and shouted, "Yes! Damn, I forgot!"

The furnace was speechless for a while, and then said, "I think you were deliberately disgusting Batong. You are so revengeful. If he laughs at you, you will immediately go back..."

Qin Shou gave him a blank look and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm generous! How about we stew the stove tonight?"

The Bagua Fu immediately said: "Master Rabbit, you are the prime minister and can hold a boat in your stomach..."

"Keep the flattery and run first! The monkey is chasing you!" Qin Shou ran away.

The stove behind quickly followed...

Then a large group of monkeys rattled and chased after them. At the same time, the stones and fruits were thrown at the two stone thieves. However, the two guys ran too fast and could not hit them at all.

On the distant mountain, Batong asked the long-browed monkey in confusion and said, "Brother, why don't you let me chase after me? Didn't you say that you wouldn't let the rabbit take away the stone?"

The long-browed monkey slowly raised his head and waited for a look at the passage: "Do you still remember the task I gave you? Then how did you do it?"

Batong's old face turned red and he defended unwillingly: "Brother, you can't blame me for this! That rabbit is a hooligan! He doesn't wear pants, and... he also takes out that thing and throws it around!"

The long-browed monkey gave him a blank look and said, "This is not a reason."

Batong shouted unwillingly: "Why isn't that a reason? After all, I'm a pure girl!"
Chapter completed!
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