Chapter 158
"So, it's not on our moon, it's outside. How could an ordinary toad get on the moon? So, it must be humans. Such a vulgar change technique, and he runs to us. Who else can there be except the shameless pig-headed marshal?" Qin Shouli analyzed for his own sake.
Chang'e exclaimed: "You said Marshal Tianpeng?"
Qin Shou said: "What if it is?"
"Why is this man so shameless? I'll go to the Heavenly Court to sue him!" Chang'e rolled up her sleeves in an atmosphere and was about to leave.
Qin Shou shouted: "Silly girl, catch the thief and catch the dirty, catch the evil, catch the evil, go empty-handed, who do you sue? Besides, you are just a dancer now, and you don't have the title of official, so you can go to Lingxiao Palace. If someone comes to protect him again, wouldn't you still be punished for slander?"
"Don't they calculate with their fingers? You can tell if you calculate?" Chang'e said with confidence.
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Silly girl, everyone is shameful. The marshal of the Tianhe River, who is the chief marshal, runs out and turns into a toad to tease the female fairy. If it spreads, do you think it is the marshal or the heavenly court? It is inevitable that you will have to cover up the matter of being in a good way."
Chang'e said helplessly: "Then... let it go?"
Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Forget it? Of course not! Don't worry, it won't take long, Master Rabbit, I'll help you clean up him!"
"Really? Yu'er, you are not allowed to use evil tricks. They are the Grand Marshal after all, so we can't afford to offend them." Chang'e reminded: "Big, we'll just hide in the future."
Qin Shou knew that it was useless to say anything to Chang'e at this time. The best way was to nod, smile, and then repeat: "Okay, yes, no problem..."
Sure enough, Chang'e's original little worry was gone. After breathing a sigh of relief, she said angrily: "How come there are such shameless people in the world?"
"It's a pig."
"He is obviously a human, why do you always say he is a pig?"
"Sooner or later, I'll help him quickly forward."
“What is fast forward?”
"Well... it's a prophecy."
“…”
At this moment, Marshal Tianpeng looked angry: "Dead rabbit, bastard rabbit, bastard rabbit, I took such a gift from me and even cheated me... I'll stew you sooner or later!"
Marshal Zhongtianpeng returned to the Tianhe Water Army tent.
Marshal Tianpeng left. When Chang'e fell asleep, Qin Shou immediately ran to Wu Gang's place with a mercy.
"Xiao Gangkang, have you thought about the magical powers you want to teach me?" Qin Shou greeted with a smile.
Wu Gang smiled and said, "I thought about it. Now you can run away and you can get water, so you almost attack."
Qin Shou's eyes lit up. Wu Gang was on the road and he was teaching magical powers to help him think about this. This is a five-star praise!
Looking at Qin Shou's extremely expectant eyes, Wu Gang smiled and said, "The magical power I will teach you next still has no name, but this magical power is OK. It can release flames. Listen, this magical power is like this."
Qin Shou listened carefully, and as he listened, he felt something was wrong.
Wu Gang's teaching is indeed a magical power of flame, but this magical power seems to only summon fire in both hands, or burn fire all over his body, and cannot release the sea of fire. Meteor fire rain and other magical powers are similar to those of magicians.
"Rabbit, look at your disgusting look, don't you want to learn anymore?" Wu Gang glanced at Rabbit and asked.
Qin Shou said, "Xiao Ganggang, your magical power can only be played on yourself. Are you sure it is used to attack, not to roast yourself?"
"You are thinking too much. As the saying goes, protect yourself before hurting others. Think about it, who dares to hit you with all your flames?" Wu Gang asked.
Qin Shou thought about it and made some sense. Although this principle is far-fetched, some people are better at learning than none.
After listening to Wu Gang's explanation, Qin Shou also gained a fuller understanding of this magical power.
Wu Gang said: "This magical power can knead the flames like mud. You can adjust the temperature by yourself. As long as you have enough strength, there is no upper limit for this temperature. It is extremely convenient to roast wherever you want, and heat wherever you want..."
When Qin Shou heard this, his forehead was covered with black lines and asked suspiciously: "Xiao Gang, I suddenly realized something was wrong. You taught me the power of high-speed rail to make me run faster when I steal, so that I won't be caught with dirt and affect your meal? Is it? Is it teaching me the power of water to eat vegetables and fruits? Is it teaching me the power of fire-spraying? Could it be for the convenience of barbecue and hot pot?"
When Wu Gang heard this, his old face turned red, his eyes shook his head with a little panic and said, "How is it possible? The magical powers I teach you are all that you urgently need right now!"
Qin Shou shouted: "What I urgently need is a fighting magical power, which is the kind of moving mountains, filling seas, and tearing the sky! No, catching chickens and chasing dogs, washing them, ignite the fire and roasting them in one dragon."
"Uh... Rabbit, you're thinking too much... Hey... are you learning?" Wu Gang found that nothing was useless, so he just stubbornly and started cheating.
What can Qin Shou do? Now that magical powers are monopolized, there is only Wu Gang's family for sale on the moon. What can he do?
So Qin Shou sighed and said, "Forget it, let's learn it."
"Very good, then listen carefully. The key to this magical power is..." Wu Gangbalabala said a lot.
Qin Shou listened very carefully. Although the magical powers of Wu Gang's sect are really rubbish, Qin Shou has to say that his magical powers are also unique. At least, the acceleration effect of the high-speed rail magical power is indeed amazing. The magical power of water release mobilizes water from all over the world is indeed amazing. This flame magical power can pinch the flames and play with them at will, which is indeed unique.
Therefore, Qin Shou's magical powers were still satisfied.
"Rabbit, what name are you going to name when I taught you the magical powers last time and this magical power?" Wu Gang asked curiously.
Qin Shou didn't think about it and said casually: "The magical power of releasing water is called the South-to-North Water Diversion, and the one that sets fire is called the Beijing Roast Duck Chongqing Big Fire."
After hearing this, Wu Gang nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's not bad, it deserves its name... Ahem, I mean, the South-to-North Water Diversion is good."
Qin Shou had seen through Wu Gang's little thoughts for a long time, but he was too lazy to care about him, and waved his hand and said, "Let's say something else."
Wu Gang had nothing to do, and someone was willing to chat with him, so he naturally couldn't ask for it.
So each person and a rabbit sat cross-legged under the osmanthus tree, eating fruits and chatting.
"Xiao Gang, tell me about the 36 changes of Tiangang and the 72 changes of Earth Demons? What can these changes become?" Qin Shou was really curious. Zhu Bajie could become a toad, which is a bit inconsistent with "Journey to the West".
Wu Gang smiled and said, "Why did you think of asking this?"
"Ask any questions." Qin Shou was too lazy to explain.
Chapter completed!